Tales From The Gas Station Jerry Quotes

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Rosa looked at us nervously and offered some parting words of support. “Be careful. I’d hate for this night to turn into a… what’s the opposite of a sausage fest?” Jerry answered, “A clamboree.” “Right. I’d hate for this to turn into a clamboree.” That felt like a good
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Jack Townsend (Tales from the Gas Station: Volume Two (Tales from the Gas Station #2))
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Yeah?” Jerry responded. “Well, I think you need to step back and take a good, long, hard gorilla dick and use it to go fuck yourself.
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Jack Townsend (Tales from the Gas Station: Volume Three (Tales from the Gas Station #3))
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Jerry may have had a chance to make a run for it out the back door, but he never even took his shot. He just walked into the mass of them and quipped, “You guys must be here for the micro-penis support group. Sorry, today’s meeting got cancelled due to insufficient staff.
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Jack Townsend (Tales from the Gas Station: Volume Two (Tales from the Gas Station #2))
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what’s the opposite of a sausage fest?” Jerry answered, “A clamboree.
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Jack Townsend (Tales from the Gas Station: Volume Two (Tales from the Gas Station #2))