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Hey, that's a nasty-looking leg. What happened?"
"Broke it in four places," the mother said proudly. "Had surgery yesterday."
The kid smiled and seemed to enjoy the attention. Todd looked at the cast, kept smiling, and said, "Wow. Nice job. How'd you do it?"
The kid said proudly, "I was on a skateboard and hit some ice."
Skateboard = assumption of risk, self-inflicted injury. Ice = natural element. As the lawsuit dissipated, Todd asked, "Were you by yourself?"
"Yep." Personal negligence = no one else to blame.
Todd said, "Well, good luck." He yanked out his phone, took a non-call, and walked away. As he brushed beside Zola, he said, "Strike one. It's up to you." He left the cafeteria, still on the phone.
He was right; no one was watching; no one cared.
Slowly, she stood and adjusted her fake reading glasses. Holding a sheet of paper in one hand and a cell phone in the other, she walked around the cafeteria. Tall, thin, well dressed, attractive. The man with the injured ankles couldn't help but notice her as she drew close, on the phone. She smiled at him as she walked by and he returned the smile. Then she was back with a pleasant "Say, are you Mr. Cranston?"
He smiled and said, "No. Name's McFall."
She was standing next to him looking at his ankles. She said, "I'm an attorney and I'm supposed to meet a Mr. Cranston here at 2:00 p.m."
"Sorry. Wrong guy."
Evidently, McFall wasn't much of a talker. She said, "Must've been a good car wreck."
"No car wreck. I stepped on some ice and fell off the patio. Broke both ankles.
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