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Ryan rolled down his window, shouting βthese nutsβ, before hitting the freeway.
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The Italians aren't good for much, but they sure do know how to cook (sometimes).
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In a fit of chimp-like primal rage, Ryan pulled the yoke back with all of his strength.
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They could do that thing from Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams where they could read each otherβs minds.
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When nature calls!β Ryan waddled toward the Grecian bathroom, his sphincter puckered.
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You know ENGLISH?β Matt exclaimed. A quick pistol whip from behind shut Mattβs goofy ass up real fast.
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It was the most money he had seen since he won his lawsuit against Planned Parenthood.
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The boys looked at each other, eyes wider than⦠yo mama. GOTCHA!
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Flashing on and off above a small doorway, it read: FREE! ε°Ώ!
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Because it was their favorite color, the two parked their lifted KISS themed Hummer H3 in the blue parking space, and, what a treat, it was only feet from the entrance!
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Ryan was vibrating with excitement, and Matt was sweating like a bitch in heat.
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