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The purpose of a storyteller is not to tell you how to think, but to give you questions to think upon.
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Brandon Sanderson (The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1))
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It's like everyone tells a story about themselves inside their own head. Always. All the time. That story makes you what you are. We build ourselves out of that story.
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Patrick Rothfuss (The Name of the Wind (The Kingkiller Chronicle, #1))
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After nourishment, shelter and companionship, stories are the thing we need most in the world.
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Philip Pullman
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Every great love starts with a great story...
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Nicholas Sparks (The Notebook (The Notebook, #1))
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Youβre a storyteller. Dream up something wild and improbable," she pleaded. "Something beautiful and full of monsters."
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βAll the best stories are.
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Laini Taylor (Strange the Dreamer (Strange the Dreamer, #1))
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You may tell a tale that takes up residence in someone's soul, becomes their blood and self and purpose. That tale will move them and drive them and who knows that they might do because of it, because of your words. That is your role, your gift.
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Erin Morgenstern (The Night Circus)
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You're both the fire and the water that extinguishes it. You're the narrator, the protagonist, and the sidekick. You're the storyteller and the story told. You are somebody's something, but you are also your you.
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John Green (Turtles All the Way Down)
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The more you leave out, the more you highlight what you leave in.
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Henry Green
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Artists use lies to tell the truth. Yes, I created a lie. But because you believed it, you found something true about yourself.
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Alan Moore (V for Vendetta)
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No, no! The adventures first, explanations take such a dreadful time.
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Lewis Carroll (Aliceβs Adventures in Wonderland / Through the Looking-Glass)
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We have, as human beings, a storytelling problem. We're a bit too quick to come up with explanations for things we don't really have an explanation for.
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Malcolm Gladwell (Blink: The Power of Thinking Without Thinking)
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Listen, and you will realize that we are made not from cells or from atoms. We are made from stories.
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Mia Couto
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Writing is something you do alone. Its a profession for introverts who want to tell you a story but don't want to make eye contact while doing it."
[Thoughts from Places: The Tour, Nerdfighteria Wiki, January 17, 2012]
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John Green
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funny how a beautiful song could tell such a sad story
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Sarah Dessen (Lock and Key)
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All great literature is one of two stories; a man goes on a journey or a stranger comes to town.
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Leo Tolstoy
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Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it.
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Hannah Arendt
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The world calls them its singers and poets and artists and storytellers; but they are just people who have never forgotten the way to fairyland.
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L.M. Montgomery (Anne of Green Gables (Anne of Green Gables, #1))
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Most of the basic material a writer works with is acquired before the age of fifteen.
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Willa Cather
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There are books full of great writing that don't have very good stories. Read sometimes for the story... don't be like the book-snobs who won't do that. Read sometimes for the words--the language. Don't be like the play-it-safers who won't do that. But when you find a book that has both a good story and good words, treasure that book.
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Stephen King
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You can fix anything but a blank page.
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Nora Roberts
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There is no doubt fiction makes a better job of the truth.
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Doris Lessing (UNDER MY SKIN--VOLUME ONE OF MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY)
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I think youβre a fairy tale. I think youβre magical, and brave, and exquisite. And I hope you'll let me be in your story.
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Laini Taylor (Strange the Dreamer (Strange the Dreamer, #1))
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When someone is mean to me, I just make them a victim in my next book.
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Mary Higgins Clark
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Stories have to be told or they die, and when they die, we can't remember who we are or why we're here.
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Sue Monk Kidd (The Secret Life of Bees)
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Read a thousand books, and your words will flow like a river.
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Lisa See (Snow Flower and the Secret Fan)
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A story has no beginning or end: arbitrarily one chooses that moment of experience from which to look back or from which to look ahead.
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Graham Greene (The End of the Affair)
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You are never too old to become younger!
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Mae West
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If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten.
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Rudyard Kipling (The Collected Works)
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A storyteller makes up things to help other people; a liar makes up things to help himself.
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Daniel Wallace (The Kings and Queens of Roam)
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Travelingβit leaves you speechless, then turns you into a storyteller.
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Ibn Battuta (The Travels of Ibn Battutah)
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You are the storyteller of your own life, and you can create your own legend, or not.
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Isabel Allende
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My father used to say that stories are part of the most precious heritage of mankind.
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Tahir Shah (In Arabian Nights: A Caravan of Moroccan Dreams)
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The 3 types of terror: The Gross-out: the sight of a severed head tumbling down a flight of stairs, it's when the lights go out and something green and slimy splatters against your arm. The Horror: the unnatural, spiders the size of bears, the dead waking up and walking around, it's when the lights go out and something with claws grabs you by the arm. And the last and worse one: Terror, when you come home and notice everything you own had been taken away and replaced by an exact substitute. It's when the lights go out and you feel something behind you, you hear it, you feel its breath against your ear, but when you turn around, there's nothing there...
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Stephen King
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I have stolen ideas from every book I have ever read.
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Philip Pullman (The Amber Spyglass (His Dark Materials, #3))
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The plain fact is that the planet does not need more successful people. But it does desperately need more peacemakers, healers, restorers, storytellers, and lovers of every kind. It needs people who live well in their places. It needs people of moral courage willing to join the fight to make the world habitable and humane. And these qualities have little to do with success as we have defined it.
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David W. Orr (Ecological Literacy: Educating Our Children for a Sustainable World (The Bioneers Series))
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A writer is a person who cares what words mean, what they say, how they say it. Writers know words are their way towards truth and freedom, and so they use them with care, with thought, with fear, with delight. By using words well they strengthen their souls. Story-tellers and poets spend their lives learning that skill and art of using words well. And their words make the souls of their readers stronger, brighter, deeper.
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Ursula K. Le Guin
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Forgiving isn't something you do for someone else. It's something you do for yourself. It's saying, 'You're not important enough to have a stranglehold on me.' It's saying, 'You don't get to trap me in the past. I am worthy of a future.
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Jodi Picoult (The Storyteller)
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Sad words are just another beauty. A sad story means, this storyteller is alive. The next thing you know something fine will happen to her, something marvelous, and then she will turn around and smile.
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Chris Cleave (Little Bee)
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The anthropologists got it wrong when they named our species Homo sapiens ('wise man'). In any case it's an arrogant and bigheaded thing to say, wisdom being one of our least evident features. In reality, we are Pan narrans, the storytelling chimpanzee.
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Terry Pratchett (The Globe (The Science of Discworld, #2))
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Now it is a strange thing, but things that are good to have and days that are good to spend are soon told about, and not much to listen to; while things that are uncomfortable, palpitating, and even gruesome, may make a good tale, and take a deal of telling anyway.
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J.R.R. Tolkien (The Hobbit, or There and Back Again (The Lord of the Rings, #0))
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There is more beauty in truth, even if it is a dreadful beauty. The storytellers at the city gate twist life so that it looks sweet to the lazy and the stupid and the weak, and this only strengthens their infirmities and teaches nothing, cures nothing, nor does it let the heart soar.
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John Steinbeck (East of Eden)
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Never trust the storyteller. Only trust the story.
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Neil Gaiman (The Sandman, Vol. 6: Fables & Reflections)
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History isn't about dates and places and wars. It's about the people who fill the spaces between them.
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Jodi Picoult (The Storyteller)
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What did you put in the fire?" Kaladin said. "To make that special smoke?"
"Nothing. It was just and ordinary fire."
"But, I saw-"
"What you saw belongs to you. A story doesn't live until it is imagined in someone's mind."
"What does the story mean, then?"
"It means what you want it to mean," Hoid said. "The purpose of a storyteller is not to tell you how to think , but to give you questions to think upon. Too often, we forget that.
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Brandon Sanderson (The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1))
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Thus I rediscovered what writers have always known (and have told us again and again): books always speak of other books, and every story tells a story that has already been told.
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Umberto Eco (Postscript to the Name of the Rose)
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The most important things to remember about back story are that (a) everyone has a history and (b) most of it isnβt very interesting.
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Stephen King (On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft)
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Just a tiny little pain,
Three days of heavy rain,
Three days of sunlight,
Everything will be alright,
Just a tiny little pain.
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Antonia Michaelis (The Storyteller)
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To hell with facts! We need stories!
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Ken Kesey
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It is a sanctuary for storytellers and storykeepers and storylovers. They eat and sleep and dream surrounded by chronicles and histories and myths.
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Erin Morgenstern (The Starless Sea)
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But silence is not a natural environment for stories. They need words. Without them they grown pale, sicken and die. And then they haunt you.
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Diane Setterfield (The Thirteenth Tale)
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There is something in us, as storytellers and as listeners to stories, that demands the redemptive act, that demands that what falls at least be offered the chance to be restored. The reader of today looks for this motion, and rightly so, but what he has forgotten is the cost of it. His sense of evil is diluted or lacking altogether, and so he has forgotten the price of restoration. When he reads a novel, he wants either his sense tormented or his spirits raised. He wants to be transported, instantly, either to mock damnation or a mock innocence.
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Flannery O'Connor (Mystery and Manners: Occasional Prose (FSG Classics))
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Inside each of us is a monster; inside each of us is a saint. The real question is which one we nurture the most, which one will smite the other.
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Jodi Picoult (The Storyteller)
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I write one page of masterpiece to ninety-one pages of shit. I try to put the shit in the wastebasket.
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Ernest Hemingway
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Storytellers are a threat. They threaten all champions of control, they frighten usurpers of the right-to-freedom of the human spirit -- in state, in church or mosque, in party congress, in the university or wherever.
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Chinua Achebe (Anthills of the Savannah)
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Sometimes I don't even know if I'm extremely happy or extremely sad. It happens a lot when I think of you
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Antonia Michaelis (The Storyteller)
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I think the best stories always end up being about the people rather than the event, which is to say character-driven.
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Stephen King (On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft)
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Humans are pattern-seeking story-telling animals, and we are quite adept at telling stories about patterns, whether they exist or not.
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Michael Shermer
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[I]t is the wine that leads me on,
the wild wine
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Homer (The Odyssey)
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...What happens is of little significance compared with the stories we tell ourselves about what happens. Events matter little, only stories of events affect us.
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Rabih Alameddine (The Hakawati)
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Power isn't about doing something terrible to someone who's weaker than you, Reiner. It's having the strength to do something terrible, and choosing not to.
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Jodi Picoult (The Storyteller)
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Your heart is like a great river after a long spell of rain, spilling over its banks. All signposts that once stood on the ground are gone, inundated and carried away by that rush of water. And still the rain beats down on the surface of the river. Every time you see a flood like that on the news you tell yourself: Thatβs it. Thatβs my heart.
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Haruki Murakami (Kafka on the Shore)
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There is such a place as fairyland - but only children can find the way to it. And they do not know that it is fairyland until they have grown so old that they forget the way. One bitter day, when they seek it and cannot find it, they realize what they have lost; and that is the tragedy of life. On that day the gates of Eden are shut behind them and the age of gold is over. Henceforth they must dwell in the common light of common day. Only a few, who remain children at heart, can ever find that fair, lost path again; and blessed are they above mortals. They, and only they, can bring us tidings from that dear country where we once sojourned and from which we must evermore be exiles. The world calls them its singers and poets and artists and story-tellers; but they are just people who have never forgotten the way to fairyland.
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L.M. Montgomery (The Story Girl (The Story Girl, #1))
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I could not stop talking because now I had started my story, it wanted to be finished. We cannot choose where to start and stop. Our stories are the tellers of us.
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Chris Cleave (Little Bee)
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That's the paradox of loss: How can something that's gone weigh us down so much?
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Jodi Picoult (The Storyteller)
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I will tell you something about stories . . . They aren't just entertainment. Don't be fooled. They are all we have, you see, all we have to fight off illness and death.
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Leslie Marmon Silko (Ceremony)
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We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories.
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Jonathan Gottschall (The Storytelling Animal: How Stories Make Us Human)
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That's why we read fiction, isn't it? To remind us that whatever we suffer, we're not the only ones?
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Jodi Picoult (The Storyteller)
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Iβve never once thought about the interpretative, the storytelling aspect of life, of my life. I always felt like I was in a story, yes, but not like I was the author of it, or like I had any say in its telling whatsoever. You can tell your story any way you damn well please. Itβs your solo.
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Jandy Nelson (The Sky Is Everywhere)
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Good people are good people; religion has nothing to do with it.
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Jodi Picoult (The Storyteller)
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Look. (Grown-ups skip this paragraph) I'm not about to tell you this book has a tragic ending. I already said in the very first line how it was my favorite in all the world. But there's a lot of bad stuff coming.
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William Goldman (The Princess Bride)
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You know whatβs really, powerfully sexy? A sense of humor. A taste for adventure. A healthy glow. Hips to grab on to. Openness. Confidence. Humility. Appetite. Intuition. β¦ Smart-ass comebacks. Presence. A quick wit. Dirty jokes told by an innocent-looking lady. β¦ A storyteller. A genius. A doctor. A new mother. A woman who realizes how beautiful she is.
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Courtney E. Martin
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If you have known someone your whole life, you can see them in the dark.
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Antonia Michaelis (The Storyteller)
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Your tale, sir, would cure deafness.
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William Shakespeare (The Tempest)
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A slavish concern for the composition of words is the sign of a bankrupt intellect. Be gone, odious wasp! You smell of decayed syllables.
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Norton Juster (The Phantom Tollbooth)
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But I'm going to try to tell the truth. Except for the parts I'm leavΒing out, because there's still stuff I'm just not going to tell you. Get used to it.
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Robin McKinley (Dragonhaven)
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I think it's a shame that something as creative and vital to the nature of the human species as story-telling is largely controlled by the soulless cretins known as publishers.
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Piers Anthony
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There either is or is not, thatβs the way things are. The colour of the day. The way it felt to be a child. The saltwater on your sunburnt legs. Sometimes the water is yellow, sometimes itβs red. But what colour it may be in memory, depends on the day. Iβm not going to tell you the story the way it happened. Iβm going to tell it the way I remember it.
β Great Expectations (1998) directed by Alfonso CuarΓ³n
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Mitch Glazer
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In love, there is no criticism. In love, there is no rationality
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Antonia Michaelis (The Storyteller)
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It does'nt matter who forgives you, if you're the one who can't forget.
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Jodi Picoult (The Storyteller)
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It had been startling and disappointing to me to find out that story books had been written by people, that books were not natural wonders, coming up of themselves like grass. Yet regardless of where they come from, I cannot remember a time when I was not in love with them -- with the books themselves, cover and binding and the paper they were printed on, with their smell and their weight and with their possession in my arms, captured and carried off to myself. Still illiterate, I was ready for them, committed to all the reading I could give them ...
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Eudora Welty (One Writer's Beginnings)
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I have always held the old-fashioned opinion that the primary object of work of fiction should be to tell a story.
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Wilkie Collins (The Woman in White)
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While Leo fussed over his helm controls, Hazel and Frank relayed the story of the fish-centaurs and their training camp.
'Incredible,' Jason said. 'These are really good brownies.'
'That's your only comment?' Piper demanded.
He looked surprised. 'What? I heard the story. Fish-centaurs. Merpeople. Letter of intro to the Tiber River god. Got it. But these brownies--'
'I know,' Frank said, his mouth full. 'Try them with Ester's peach preserves.'
'That,' Hazel said, 'is incredibly disgusting.'
'Pass me the jar, man,' Jason said.
Hazel and Piper exchanged a look of total exasperation. Boys.
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Rick Riordan (The Mark of Athena (The Heroes of Olympus, #3))
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Who will be lost in the story we tell ourselves? Who will be lost in ourselves? A story, after all, is a kind of swallowing. To open a mouth, in speech, is to leave only the bones, which remain untold.
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Ocean Vuong (On Earth We're Briefly Gorgeous)
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Then there is the other secret. There isn't any symbolysm [sic]. The sea is the sea. The old man is an old man. The boy is a boy and the fish is a fish. The shark are all sharks no better and no worse. All the symbolism that people say is shit. What goes beyond is what you see beyond when you know.
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Ernest Hemingway (Ernest Hemingway Selected Letters 1917-1961 (Scribner Classics))
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This is our story to tell. Youβd think for all the reading I do, I would have thought about this before, but I havenβt. Iβve never once thought about the interpretative, the story telling aspect of life, of my life. I always felt like I was in a story, yes, but not like I was the author of it, or like I had any say in its telling whatsoever.
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Jandy Nelson (The Sky Is Everywhere)
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There's a big confusion in this country over what we want versus what we need," Morrie said. "You need food, you want a chocolate sundae. You have to be honest with yourself. You don't need the latest sports car, you don't need the biggest house. The truth is, you don't get satisfaction from those things. You know what really gives you satisfaction?...Offering others what you have to give...I don't mean money, Mitch. I mean your time. Your concern. Your storytelling. It's not so hard.
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Mitch Albom (Tuesdays with Morrie)
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That is one of the great mistakes people make: assuming that someone who does menial work does not like thinking. Physical labor is great for the mind, as it leaves all kinds of time to consider the world. Other work, like accounting or scribing, demands little of the bodyβbut siphons energy from the mind.
If you wish to become a storyteller, here is a hint: sell your labor, but not your mind. Give me ten hours a day scrubbing a deck, and oh the stories I could imagine. Give me ten hours adding sums, and all youβll have me imagining at the end is a warm bed and a thought-free evening.
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Brandon Sanderson (Tress of the Emerald Sea)
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Whenever I'm asked what advice I have for young writers, I always say that the first thing is to read, and to read a lot. The second thing is to write. And the third thing, which I think is absolutely vital, is to tell stories and listen closely to the stories you're being told.
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John Green (An Abundance of Katherines)
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For in Calormen, story-telling (whether the stories are true or made up) is a thing you're taught, just as English boys and girls are taught essay-writing. The difference is that people want to hear the stories, whereas I never heard of anyone who wanted to read the essays.
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C.S. Lewis (The Chronicles of Narnia (The Chronicles of Narnia, #1-7))
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The happening and telling are very different things. This doesnβt mean that the story isnβt true,
only that I honestly donβt know anymore if I really remember it or only remember how to tell it. Language does this to our memories, simplifies, solidifies, codifies, mummifies. An off-told story is like a photograph in a family album. Eventually it replaces the moment it was meant to capture.
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Karen Joy Fowler (We Are All Completely Beside Ourselves)
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Long before I wrote stories, I listened for stories. Listening for them is something more acute than listening to them. I suppose itβs an early form of participation in what goes on. Listening children know stories are there. When their elders sit and begin, children are just waiting and hoping for one to come out, like a mouse from its hole.
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Eudora Welty (One Writer's Beginnings)
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A story is alive, as you and I are. It is rounded by muscle and sinew. Rushed with blood. Layered with skin, both rough and smooth. At its core lies soft marrow of hard, white bone. A story beats with the heart of every person who has ever strained ears to listen. On the breath of the storyteller, it soars. Until its images and deeds become so real you can see them in the air, shimmering like oases on the horizon line. A story can fly like a bee, so straight and swift you catch only the hum of its passing. Or move so slowly it seems motionless, curled in upon itself like a snake in the sun. It can vanish like smoke before the wind. Linger like perfume in the nose. Change with every telling, yet always remain the same.
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Cameron Dokey
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Do you see the story? Do you see anything? It seems to me I am trying to tell you a dream--making a vain attempt, because no relation of a dream can convey the dream-sensation, that commingling of absurdity, surprise, and bewilderment in a tremor of struggling revolt, that notion of being captured by the incredible which is the very essence of dreams...
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Joseph Conrad (Heart of Darkness)
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My gripe is not with lovers of the truth but with truth herself. What succor, what consolation is there in truth, compared to a story? What good is truth, at midnight, in the dark, when the wind is roaring like a bear in the chimney? When the lightning strikes shadows on the bedroom wall and the rain taps at the window with its long fingernails? No. When fear and cold make a statue of you in your bed, don't expect hard-boned and fleshless truth to come running to your aid. What you need are the plump comforts of a story. The soothing, rocking safety of a lie.
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Diane Setterfield (The Thirteenth Tale)
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As I approached my fiftieth birthday, I had become more and more enraged and mystified by the idiot decisions made by my countrymen. And then I had come suddenly to pity them, for I understood how innocent and natural it was for them to behave so abominably, and with such abominable results: They were doing their best to live like people invented in story books. This was the reason Americans shot each other so often: It was a convenient literary device for ending short stories and books.
Why were so many Americans treated by their government as though their lives were as disposable as paper facial tis-sues? Because that was the way authors customarily treated bit-part players in their made-up tales.
And so on.Once I understood what was making America such a dangerous, unhappy nation of people who had nothing to do with real life, I resolved to shun storytelling. I would write about life. Every person would be exactly as important as any other. All facts would also be given equal weightiness. Nothing would be left out. Let others bring order to chaos. I would bring chaos to order, instead, which I think I have done. If all writers would do that, then perhaps citizens not in the literary trades will understand that there is no order in the world around us, that we must adapt ourselves to the requirements of chaos instead. It is hard to adapt to chaos, but it can be done. I am living proof of that: It can be done.
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Kurt Vonnegut Jr. (Breakfast of Champions)
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A man who tells secrets or stories must think of who is hearing or reading, for a story has as many versions as it has readers. Everyone takes what he wants or can from it and thus changes it to his measure. Some pick out parts and reject the rest, some strain the story through their mesh of prejudice, some paint it with their own delight. A story must have some points of contact with the reader to make him feel at home in it. Only then can he accept wonders.
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John Steinbeck (The Winter of Our Discontent)
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Human stories are practically always about one thing, really, aren't they? Death. The inevitability of death. . .
. . . (quoting an obituary) 'There is no such thing as a natural death. Nothing that ever happens to man is natural, since his presence calls the whole world into question. All men must die, but for every man his death is an accident, and even if he knows it he would sense to it an unjustifiable violation.' Well, you may agree with the words or not, but those are the key spring of The Lord Of The Rings
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J.R.R. Tolkien
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My child, I know you're not a child
But I still see you running wild
Between those flowering trees.
Your sparkling dreams, your silver laugh
Your wishes to the stars above
Are just my memories.
And in your eyes the ocean
And in your eyes the sea
The waters frozen over
With your longing to be free.
Yesterday you'd awoken
To a world incredibly old.
This is the age you are broken
Or turned into gold.
You had to kill this child, I know.
To break the arrows and the bow
To shed your skin and change.
The trees are flowering no more
There's blood upon the tiles floor
This place is dark and strange.
I see you standing in the storm
Holding the curse of youth
Each of you with your story
Each of you with your truth.
Some words will never be spoken
Some stories will never be told.
This is the age you are broken
Or turned into gold.
I didn't say the world was good.
I hoped by now you understood
Why I could never lie.
I didn't promise you a thing.
Don't ask my wintervoice for spring
Just spread your wings and fly.
Though in the hidden garden
Down by the green green lane
The plant of love grows next to
The tree of hate and pain.
So take my tears as a token.
They'll keep you warm in the cold.
This is the age you are broken
Or turned into gold.
You've lived too long among us
To leave without a trace
You've lived too short to understand
A thing about this place.
Some of you just sit there smoking
And some are already sold.
This is the age you are broken
Or turned into gold.
This is the age you are broken or turned into gold.
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Antonia Michaelis (The Storyteller)
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The visitor from outer space made a serious study of Christianity, to learn, if he could, why Christians found it so easy to be cruel. He concluded that at least part of the trouble was slipshod storytelling in the New Testament. He supposed that the intent of the Gospels was to teach people, among other things, to be merciful, even to the lowest of the low.
But the Gospels actually taught this:
Before you kill somebody, make absolutely sure he isnβt well connected. So it goes.
The flaw in the Christ stories, said the visitor from outer space, was that Christ, who didnβt look like much, was actually the Son of the Most Powerful Being in the Universe. Readers understood that, so, when they came to the crucifixion, they naturally thought, and Rosewater read out loud again:
Oh, boyβthey sure picked the wrong guy to lynch _that_ time!
And that thought had a brother: βThere are right people to lynch.β Who? People not well connected. So it goes.
The visitor from outer space made a gift to the Earth of a new Gospel. In it, Jesus really was a nobody, and a pain in the neck to a lot of people with better connections than he had. He still got to say all the lovely and puzzling things he said in the other Gospels.
So the people amused themselves one day by nailing him to a cross and planting the cross in the ground. There couldnβt possibly be any repercussions, the lynchers thought. The reader would have to think that, too, since the new Gospel hammered home again and again what a nobody Jesus was.
And then, just before the nobody died, the heavens opened up, and there was thunder and lightning. The voice of God came crashing down. He told the people that he was adopting the bum as his son, giving him the full powers and privileges of The Son of the Creator of the Universe throughout all eternity. God said this: From this moment on, He will punish horribly anybody who torments a bum who has no connections.
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Kurt Vonnegut Jr. (Slaughterhouse-Five)
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O: Youβre quite a writer. Youβve a gift for language, youβre a deft hand at plotting, and your books seem to have an enormous amount of attention to detail put into them. Youβre so good you could write anything. Why write fantasy?
Pratchett: I had a decent lunch, and Iβm feeling quite amiable. Thatβs why youβre still alive. I think youβd have to explain to me why youβve asked that question.
O: Itβs a rather ghettoized genre.
P: This is true. I cannot speak for the US, where I merely sort of sell okay. But in the UK I think every bookβ I think Iβve done twenty in the seriesβ since the fourth book, every one has been one the top ten national bestsellers, either as hardcover or paperback, and quite often as both. Twelve or thirteen have been number one. Iβve done six juveniles, all of those have nevertheless crossed over to the adult bestseller list. On one occasion I had the adult best seller, the paperback best-seller in a different title, and a third book on the juvenile bestseller list. Now tell me again that this is a ghettoized genre.
O: Itβs certainly regarded as less than serious fiction.
P: (Sighs) Without a shadow of a doubt, the first fiction ever recounted was fantasy. Guys sitting around the campfireβ Was it you who wrote the review? I thought I recognized itβ Guys sitting around the campfire telling each other stories about the gods who made lightning, and stuff like that. They did not tell one another literary stories. They did not complain about difficulties of male menopause while being a junior lecturer on some midwestern college campus. Fantasy is without a shadow of a doubt the ur-literature, the spring from which all other literature has flown. Up to a few hundred years ago no one would have disagreed with this, because most stories were, in some sense, fantasy. Back in the middle ages, people wouldnβt have thought twice about bringing in Death as a character who would have a role to play in the story. Echoes of this can be seen in Pilgrimβs Progress, for example, which hark back to a much earlier type of storytelling. The epic of Gilgamesh is one of the earliest works of literature, and by the standard we would apply nowβ a big muscular guys with swords and certain godlike connectionsβ Thatβs fantasy. The national literature of Finland, the Kalevala. Beowulf in England. I cannot pronounce Bahaghvad-Gita but the Indian one, you know what I mean. The national literature, the one that underpins everything else, is by the standards that we apply now, a work of fantasy.
Now I donβt know what youβd consider the national literature of America, but if the words Moby Dick are inching their way towards this conversation, whatever else it was, it was also a work of fantasy. Fantasy is kind of a plasma in which other things can be carried. I donβt think this is a ghetto. This is, fantasy is, almost a sea in which other genres swim. Now it may be that there has developed in the last couple of hundred years a subset of fantasy which merely uses a different icongraphy, and that is, if you like, the serious literature, the Booker Prize contender. Fantasy can be serious literature. Fantasy has often been serious literature. You have to fairly dense to think that Gulliverβs Travels is only a story about a guy having a real fun time among big people and little people and horses and stuff like that. What the book was about was something else. Fantasy can carry quite a serious burden, and so can humor. So what youβre saying is, strip away the trolls and the dwarves and things and put everyone into modern dress, get them to agonize a bit, mention Virginia Woolf a few times, and there! Hey! Iβve got a serious novel. But you donβt actually have to do that.
(Pauses) That was a bloody good answer, though I say it myself.
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Terry Pratchett