Stat Quotes

Want to play baseball?’” she asked. Shane’s eyes opened, and he stopped stroking her hair. “What?’” “First base,’” she said. “You’re already there.’” “I’m not running the bases.’” “Well, you could at least steal second.’” “Jeez, Claire. I used to distract myself with sports stats at times like these, but now you’ve gone and ruined it.

Even mocking people helped their face stats. In the reputation economy, the only real way to hurt anyone was to ignore them completely. And it was pretty hard to ignore someone who made your blood boil.

Most men would never tell a girl her Pikachu smells like a crab cake. It's just not done. But they would have no qualms about telling their guy friends. Similarly, if you're a guy and you pull your pants down, and the girl you're with immediately stats text messaging her friends, you have a small penis. Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Your statistical track record for decision-making is somewhat concerning.

How long have you done it?” “Since the second day of B and G. The first day was a bit of a blur. I’ve always meant to compile some stats. Sorry. Saying it aloud sounds insane.” “I wish I’d thought of doing it, if it makes you feel better. I’m equally insane.” “You cracked the shirt code pretty quick.” “Why do you even wear them in sequence?” “I wanted to see if you noticed. And once you did notice, it pissed you off.” “I’ve always noticed.” “Yeah, I know.” He smiles, and I smile too. 

Dacă aș avea mijloace, n-aș face nimic altceva decât o bancă de lemn în mijlocul mării. Construcție grandioasă de stejar geluit, să respire pe ea, în timpul furtunii, pescărușii mai lași. E destul de istovitor să tot împingi din spate valul, dându-i oarecare nebunie; vântul, el, mai degrabă, s-ar putea așeza acolo din când în când. Și să zică așa, gândindu-se la mine: ”N-a făcut nimic bun în viața lui decât această bancă de lemn, punându-i de jur împrejur marea.” M-am gândit bine, lucrul acesta l-aș face cu dragă inimă. Ar fi ca un locaș de stat cu capul în mâini în mijlocul sufletului.

The logic behind patriotism is a mystery. At least a man who believes that his own family or clan is superior to all others is familiar with more than 0.000003% of the people involved.

The morning star isn't a stat," Clary said grumpily. It's a planet. I learned that in astronomy class." "Mundane education is regrettably prosaic," said Jace.

An idea stats to be interesting when you get scared of taking it to its logical conclusion.

stat rosa pristina nomine, nomina nuda tenemus

But baseball was different. Schwartz thought of it as Homeric - not a scrum but a series of isolated contests. Batter versus pitcher, fielder versus ball. You couldn't storm around, snorting and slapping people, the way Schwartz did while playing football.You stood and waited and tried to still your mind. When your moment came, you had to be ready, because if you fucked up, everyone would know whose fault it was. What other sport not only kept a stat as cruel as the error but posted it on the scoreboard for everyone to see?

Alfred, I need ice and that vitamin K goop. To the nursery. Stat." "I loathe you, Master Griffin," came a British accent over the intercom. "Thanks, Alfred," Griffin answered and came back to the bed. "Is your butler's name really Alfred?" "No. It's Jamison, I think. Can't remember. I changed it to Alfred years ago. My first crush on a dude was Batman...

I’ve got so much inside me I have no idea about. I’m like the mayor of a city I’ve never seen.” He smiles at my phrasing. “If you knew the kind of little miracles happening every moment you breathe in, you wouldn’t be able to handle it. A valve could close and not open; an artery could split, you could die. At any moment. It’s nothing but miracles inside your tiny city.” He presses a kiss to my temple. “Holy shit.” I clutch at him. “You wouldn’t believe the stats on people who go to bed one night and never wake up. Normal, healthy people who aren’t even old.” “Why would you tell me this? Is this what you think about?” There’s the longest pause. “I used to. Not so much anymore.” “I think I preferred it when I thought I was full of white bones and red goo. Why am I now thinking about dying tonight?” “Now you see why I can’t do small talk. 

Okay, too much heavy. Piper looks like she needs a drink, and as her doctor, I’m saying she gets one, stat,” Lily said. “You aren’t a doctor,” Marcy pointed out the obvious. “No, but I have a naughty nurse outfit, and that’s basically the same thing. Now, booze, stat!

Stat rosa pristina nomine, nomina nuda tenemos.

That’s mostly a metaphor. My uneaten client stat is high.

Top Trumps appeared to be a game in which you got cards, and the cards had a picture (in this case, of a horse), and told you all kinds of stats for that horse, how fast it was, how big it was, etc. Whoever had the better horse won both the cards. You repeated this until someone had all the cards. So, basically it was exactly like high school, except it only took three minutes. Which was really a bit more humane, if you thought about it.

On winter mornings when it's dark and the air is crisp, the lights are still shining and the first customers are gathered at the counter like conspirators. They give you the illusion that the day will be a new adventure. And that illusion stats with you for at least some of the morning.

As I reach the grand foyer, I see Jean-Baptiste and Gaspard step through the front door. "You're here!" I cry. "I had planned on taking a couple more hours to rest up," Gaspard explains with a grin, "however, we received this almost indecipherable text message on our mobile telephone..." Jean-Baptiste holds up his cell phone like it's a piece of alien machinery. "And I quote, 'Dudes, it's going down now. Get your sorry asses over here stat.' With such an eloquent request, how could we resist?" he remarks drily. But there is a ghost of a smile at the edge of his lips, and I know that he and Gaspard wouldn't miss this for anything in the world.

Ar fi ca un lăcaş de stat cu capul în mâini în mijlocul sufletului.

However, when one has no stats, one can take no damage.

It was uncanny, really. The women were, like, four-hundred and fifty-five to none in matchmaking stats.

Riley - “Don’t worry, there are many safeguards in place. Unless you want me to have Logan explain—” Trella - “No! I trust you.” He clutched his hands to his chest. “She… Gasp… Trusts me! Call for medical aid stat!” I swung at him, but he grabbed my wrist and pulled me to my feet. Snaking his arms around my waist, he said, “We need to celebrate this momentous occasion.” "What are we celebrating?" Jacob Ashon, Riley's father, asked from the doorway.

Exposure to nature - cold, heat, water - is the most dehumanizing way to die. Violence is passionate and real - the final moments as you struggle for your life, firing a gun or wrestling a mugger or screaming for help, your heart pumps loudly and your body tingles with energy; you are alert and awake and, for that brief moment, more alive and human than you've ever been before. Not so with nature. At the mercy of the elements the opposite happens: your body slows, your thoughts grow sluggish, and you realize just how mechanical you really are. Your body is a machine, full of tubes and valves and motors, of electrical signals and hydraulic pumps, and they function properly only within a certain range of conditions. As temperatures drop, your machine breaks down. Cells begin to freeze and shatter; muscles use more energy to do less; blood flows too slowly, and to the wrong places. Your sense fade, your core temperature plummets, and your brain fires random signals that your body is too weak to interpret or follow. In that stat you are no longer a human being, you are a malfunction - an engine without oil, grinding itself to pieces in its last futile effort to complete its last meaningless task.

There’s also a stat I’ve thought about a lot lately: that the average person will walk past sixteen killers in the person’s lifetime. I watch as a woman moves down the subway aisle. I keep staring at her as she passes my seat. I wonder if she will walk past fifteen others during her lifetime.

Lok’tar ogar!” The daemon holding me pulled my head back, exposing my throat. “Victory or death,” I retorted at my captor hoarsely. “For the Horde. And for the record, shouting World of Warcraft battle cries kind of kills the whole ‘imminent death’ expectation.” The daemon paused. “What server are you on?” he demanded. “Blackhand.” “Righteous. Guild?” I couldn’t imagine what the hell that mattered at this point, but it was keeping me alive so that was a bonus. I’d gladly spit out the rest of my Warcraft stats if it bought me a few more minutes. “Yeah,” I coughed. “ElfhunterBitches.” He blinked and then grinned, tapping himself on the chest. “No shit. I’m TartBarbie. Undead DeathKnight.” I stared at him. “TB? Seriously? I’m Baconator. Blelf Warlock. You did a hell of a job tanking on that raid the other night.” “Yeah, I am pretty awesome.” He glanced over his shoulder, releasing me. “Look, if I’d known it was you, I’d never have agreed to this. Go on.” He nudged me with a leather boot. “I’ll tell them you got away.” I didn’t have to be told twice. “Thanks,” I said softly. “I’ll make it up to you, somehow.” “No worries.” He winked. “See you next Thursday.

I fire again and again, and none of the bullets come close. "Statistically speaking," the Erudite boy next to me-his name is Will-says, grinning at me, "you should have hit the target at least once by now, even by accident." He is blond, with shaggy hair and a crease between his eyebrows. "Is that so," I say without inflection. "Yeah," he says. "I think you're actually defying nature." I grit my teeth and turn toward the target, resolving to at least stand still. If I can't muster the first task they give us,how will I ever make it through stage one? I squeeze the trigger,hard, and this time I'm ready for the recoil.It makes my hand jump back,but my feet stay planted.A bullet hole appears at the edge of the target,and I raise an eyebrow at Will. "So you see,I'm right.The stats don't lie," he says. I smile a little.

[I] threw open the door to find Rob sit­ting on the low stool in front of my book­case, sur­round­ed by card­board box­es. He was seal­ing the last one up with tape and string. There were eight box­es - eight box­es of my books bound up and ready for the base­ment! "He looked up and said, 'Hel­lo, dar­ling. Don't mind the mess, the care­tak­er said he'd help me car­ry these down to the base­ment.' He nod­ded to­wards my book­shelves and said, 'Don't they look won­der­ful?' "Well, there were no words! I was too ap­palled to speak. Sid­ney, ev­ery sin­gle shelf - where my books had stood - was filled with ath­let­ic tro­phies: sil­ver cups, gold cups, blue rosettes, red rib­bons. There were awards for ev­ery game that could pos­si­bly be played with a wood­en ob­ject: crick­et bats, squash rac­quets, ten­nis rac­quets, oars, golf clubs, ping-​pong bats, bows and ar­rows, snook­er cues, lacrosse sticks, hock­ey sticks and po­lo mal­lets. There were stat­ues for ev­ery­thing a man could jump over, ei­ther by him­self or on a horse. Next came the framed cer­tificates - for shoot­ing the most birds on such and such a date, for First Place in run­ning races, for Last Man Stand­ing in some filthy tug of war against Scot­land. "All I could do was scream, 'How dare you! What have you DONE?! Put my books back!' "Well, that's how it start­ed. Even­tu­al­ly, I said some­thing to the ef­fect that I could nev­er mar­ry a man whose idea of bliss was to strike out at lit­tle balls and lit­tle birds. Rob coun­tered with re­marks about damned blue­stock­ings and shrews. And it all de­gen­er­at­ed from there - the on­ly thought we prob­ably had in com­mon was, What the hell have we talked about for the last four months? What, in­deed? He huffed and puffed and snort­ed and left. And I un­packed my books.

By the time your perfect information has been gathered, the world has moved on.

Intr-adevar, peste doua minute, nasul iesi. Era într-o uniforma cusuta în fir de aur, cu guler tare si înalt, cu pantaloni din piele de caprioara si cu sabie la sold. Dupa palaria cu pompon de pene, se putea vedea ca avea gradul de consilier de stat.

My research continues to amaze and baffle me. As human beings, we are geniuses. What we didn’t get from the home, we find ways of getting elsewhere. It’s evident, then, when one looks at the stats we don’t have a teenage pregnancy problem and we don’t have a street gang problem. I will even suggest that we don’t have a drug and alcohol problem, nor do we have a crime problem rather, these are only the symptoms that we are experiencing, and the real problem is broken homes that result in broken lives.

Education shouldn’t be about raising statistics. It should be about raising and fulfilling human potential. Focusing on the stats leads to a lost perspective of what is truly important—the game.

Marissa came around the corner, looking Grace Kelly-fine as usual. With her long blond hair and her precision-molded face, she was known as the great beauty of the species, and even V, who didn't go for her type, had to show love. "Hello, boys—" Marissa stopped and stared at Butch. "Good… Lord… look at those pants." Butch winced. "Yeah, I know. They're—" "Could you come over here?" She started backing down the hall to their bedroom. "I need you to come back here for a minute. Or ten." Butch's bonding scent flared to a dull roar, and V knew damn well the guy's body was hardening for sex. "Baby, you can have me for as long as you want me." Just as the cop left the living room, he shot a look over his shoulder. "I'm so feeling these leathers. Tell Fritz I want fifty pairs of them. Stat.

I wake up at 4:30 am to jump on a plane, which is that part of the morning before the earth even exists. Before they've even programmed the Matrix. You walk out of your apartment and the road isn't even there. You walk out of your house, and there's just a guy with a laptop who yells, "We need a road, stat!" "How 'bout a building, Tank!

Ben saw me, not just the curated version of myself I put out into the world, not just the stats of my life on paper. He saw straight through to the untouched depths of my soul, and I knew in that instant that he understood me. He knew me. Without even trying.

Let's get something straight, shall we? My name is Beth, and I'm going to tutor you in business stats. We are not going to be friends or fuck buddies or anything else you might think of. I'm not 'Kitty' or any other pet name. I'm here to get a degree, not a husband.

„Oriunde m-aș fi alfat (...) aș fi stat sub același clopot de sticlă, fierbând în propriul meu aer stătut.

Sa consemnezi declaratiile lui [Petre Tutea] despre "românul absolut" si sa treci sub tacere uriasele lui dezamagiri: "înseamna ca am stat treisprezece ani în temnita pentru un popor de cretini" sau "nu ma consoleaza de faptul ca sînt român decît Eminescu, Blaga, Nae si racoarea cîtorva biserici", sau, explicit pîna la apostazie "Balcanii sînt curul Europei".

Evaluate your life in its totality! We all waste so much time doing meaningless bullshit. We burn hours on social media and watching television, which by the end of the year would add up to entire days and weeks if you tabulated time like you do your taxes. You should, because if you knew the truth you’d deactivate your Facebook account STAT, and cut your cable. When

Literacy rate tells us about the section of society who can read and write, but do we have a tool which can share the stats about out how many educated illiterates we have in our society.

De cîte ori privesc ţăranul român îmi place să văd înscrise în cutele feţei sale golurile dureroase ale trecutului nostru. Nu cunosc în Europa un alt ţăran mai amărît, mai pămîntiu, mai copleşit. Îmi închipui că acest ţăran n a avut o sete puternică de viaţă, de i s au înscris pe faţă toate umilinţele, de i s au adîncit în riduri toate înfrîngerile. Oricîte rezerve de viaţă ar dovedi el, impresia nu este totuşi a unei prospeţimi biologice. O existenţă subterană este fiinţa lui şi mersul lui lent şi gîrbovit este un simbol pentru umbrele destinului nostru. Sîntem un neam care am ieşit din văgăuni, din munţi şi din văi. Am privit cerul din umbră şi am stat drepţi în întuneric. Ne am răcorit o mie de ani. De aceea, numai febra ne mai poate scăpa…

When I speak at universities, in colleges, I share these statistics. I tell them that even as we are labeled criminal, we are actually the victims of crime. And I tell them there are no stats to track collateral deaths, the ones that unfold over months and years spent in mourning and grief: the depression that becomes addiction to alcohol that becomes cirrhosis; or else addiction to food that becomes diabetes that becomes a stroke . Slow deaths . Undocumented deaths. Deaths with a common root: the hatred that tells a person daily that their life and the life of those they love ain't worth shit, a truth made ever more real when the people who harm you are never held accountable.

Baseball, in its quiet way, was an extravagantly harrowing game. Football, basketball, hockey, lacrosse--these were melee sports. You could make yourself useful by hustling and scrapping more than the other guy. You could redeem yourself through sheer desire. But baseball was different. Schwartz thought of it as Homeric--not a scrum but a series of isolated contests. Batter versus picture, field verses ball. You couldn't storm around, snorting and slapping people, the way Schwartz did while playing football. You stood and waited and tried to still your mind. When your moment came, you had to be ready, because if you fucked up, everyone would know whose fault it was. What other sport not only kept a stat as cruel as the error but posted it on the scoreboard for everyone to see?

New Rule: Just because a country elects a smart president doesn't make it a smart country. A couple of weeks ago, I was asked on CNN if I thought Sarah Palin could get elected president, and I said I hope not, but I wouldn't put anything past this stupid country. Well, the station was flooded with emails, and the twits hit the fan. And you could tell that these people were really mad, because they wrote entirely in CAPITAL LETTERS!!! Worst of all, Bill O'Reilly refuted my contention that this is a stupid country by calling me a pinhead, which (a) proves my point, and (b) is really funny coming from a doody-face like him. Now, before I go about demonstration how, sadly, easy it is to prove the dumbness that's dragging us down, let me just say that ignorance has life-and-death consequences. On the eve of the Iraq War, seventy percent of Americans thought Saddam Hussein was personally involved in 9/11. Six years later, thirty-four percent still do. Or look at the health-care debate: At a recent town hall meeting in South Carolina, a man stood up and told his congressman to "keep your government hands off my Medicare," which is kind of like driving cross-country to protest highways. This country is like a college chick after two Long Island iced teas: We can be talked into anything, like wars, and we can be talked out of anything, like health care. We should forget the town halls, and replace them with study halls. Listen to some of these stats: A majority of Americans cannot name a single branch of government, or explain what the Bill of Rights is. Twenty-four percent could not name the country America fought in the Revolutionary War. More than two-thirds of Americans don't know what's in Roe v. Wade. Two-thirds don't know what the Food and Drug Administration does. Some of this stuff you should be able to pick up simply by being alive. You know, like the way the Slumdog kid knew about cricket. Not here. Nearly half of Americans don't know that states have two senators, and more than half can't name their congressman. And among Republican governors, only three got their wife's name right on the first try. People bitch and moan about taxes and spending, but they have no idea what their government spends money on. The average voter thinks foreign aid consumes more twenty-four percent of our budget. It's actually less than one percent. A third of Republicans believe Obama is not a citizen ad a third of Democrats believe that George Bush had prior knowledge of the 9/11 attacks, which is an absurd sentence, because it contains the words "Bush" and "knowledge." Sarah Palin says she would never apologize for America. Even though a Gallup poll say eighteen percent of us think the sun revolves around the earth. No, they're not stupid. They're interplanetary mavericks. And I haven't even brought up religion. But here's one fun fact I'll leave you with: Did you know only about half of Americans are aware that Judaism is an older religion than Christianity? That's right, half of America looks at books called the Old Testament and the New Testament and cannot figure out which came first. I rest my case.

When, after a week, Jubal had had no other message, he sent a stat care of Ben's office: "What the hell are you doing?" Ben's answer came back, somewhat delayed: "Studying Martian and the rules for hopscotch -- fraternally yours -- Ben.

The best word to describe Albert Belle during the mid-1990s is “prolific.” The man could flat hit.

Of course, in men’s sports no one ever talks about beauty, or grace, or the body. Men may profess their “love” of sports, but that love must always be cast and enacted in the symbology of war: elimination vs. advance, hierarchy of rank and standing, obsessive stats and technical analysis, tribal and/or nationalist fervor, uniforms, mass noise, banners, chest-thumping, face-painting, etc.

Look you wanna know the truth? I don’t really care about the stats or the cup or the trophy or anything like that. In fact even the games aren’t that important to me. What matters to me is the perfect throw, making the perfect catch, the perfect step and block. Perfection. That's what it's about. It's those moments. When you can feel the perfection of creation. The beauty the physics you know the wonder of mathematics. The elations of action and reaction and that is the kind of perfection that I want to be connected to.

I think maybe I’m just scarred from the misogynistic caveats that come with all the compliments I’ve received over the years. She played really well…for a girl. Her stat lines are impressive…for a woman. Nobody tells a male hockey player that he played amazingly well for a man.

Am avut intr-o noapte un vis ciudat. Purtam o rana adanca la umarul stang din care imi curgeau valuri de sange. Incet, din sangele coagulat s-au format larve ce-mi misunau pe trup haotic. Din larve au iesit fluturi... M-am trezit din somn scuturandu-mi trupul... Ceasul de pe noptiera nu arata decat ora doua. La ferestre se zareau umbrele noptii. Copacii isi despleteau trupurile cu bratele scheletice ale crengilor, in bataia vantului. Isi alungeau formele, in descompunere, pana la mine in camera, desenau pe pereti tablouri in miscare. Nu stiu cat timp am stat culcat cu fata in sus. Priveam umbrele copacilor in geometrii abstracte. Parca imi comunicau ceva printr-un limbaj bizar al miscarilor unduitoare. Spre dimineata am adormit rapus.

- Trebuie să-mi dai viaţa înapoi. Mi-ai luat-o când aveam paisprezece ani: de atunci rătăcesc după tine, ca umbra ta. Când te închini tu, mă închin şi eu, fără să vreau; când râzi, râd la fel, când gemi, mă doare aici ceva. Într-o vreme, daca mi-ai fi spus că la miezul nopţii, în locul lunii are să răsară soarele, aş fi stat ca o proastă noaptea întreagă la geam şi l-aş fi aşteptat să răsară. - Eva, dacă aş fi spus eu că soarele răsare la miezul nopţii, să ştii că ar fi răsărit; n-ai fi aşteptat degeaba. Eva îi puse mâna pe gură. - Lasă; acum te cunosc! Toate câte m-ai făcut să cred s-au dus şi au lăsat numai cenuşa lor. Acum ştiu şi când răsare soarele şi când apune. Ştiu foarte multe, auzi tu? Şi ştiu că aşa cum eşti, nu trebuie să mai pleci de lângă mine. De data asta te opresc. Încui uşa, oblonesc ferestrele, te ţin închis, te leg. - Da, Eva! Te rog! Ar fi spre binele meu! Era convinsă. Îi cuprinse grumazul cu braţele. - Am să te ţin aşa! N-am să-ţi mai dau drumul, niciodată. Nici nu mai ştiu dacă te iubesc. Poate că nu; poate te urăsc, dar când eşti lângă mine, e bine. Nu se poate altfel; tu eşti bărbatul meu! - Vrei să ne căsătorim? Inima ei bătu greu. - Nu ştiu. Vreau să nu mai pleci. Am fost o proastă; n-am făcut nimic să te ţin. Cred că mi-ar fi trebuit un efort mult mai mic decât cel pe care l-am făcut ca să cred ca te-am uitat...

- Am fost o dată pe un munte şi aerul era acolo atât de dens, încât m-am uitat la el. Se vedea. Am stat o jumătate de ceas şi m-am uitat la aer. I se zăreau toate celulele şi din cauza asta parcă era crăpat. - Aici nu eşti la munte, eşti la mare. - (Continuând primul gând.) Îţi venea să-ţi deschizi şi tu toţi porii. Îţi venea să-ţi deschizi chiar venele, să-l simţi năvălind prin toată suprafaţa ta. (Respiră adânc.) Aşa... (Îi e rău.) E aşa greu să respiri...

Things decided, I returned my attention to the laptop and scrolled through the stats of the principle trading account. Meanwhile, my younger brother was attempting to drill a hole into the side of my head with his eyeballs. “I’ll kindly ask you to stop trying to penetrate my brain with those laser beams you call eyes.

Checking is not a useful thing. It might be a verb, but it’s not a real action. When I started blogging, I always checked my stats for no reason. Then I thought: What’s the outcome of checking? Nothing. You just consume information. I try to keep my “checking” at a minimum. That’s why I deleted all news and social media apps on my phone. I don’t even have email on my phone. Otherwise, I check it all the time. I don’t want that. I only want to check my email when I have time to answer emails.

A pause. “You are a brilliant engineer who knows the Premier League stats of the past three decades off the top of your head. Physically, you are the uncanny combination of every single feature I’ve ever found attractive—no, I will not expand on that. And you saved me on your phone as Corporate Thor, even after I gave you my full name.

Gardul metafizic, ca şi zidul, stă să blocheze. Să nu lase să intre, dar mai cu seamă, să nu lase să iasă. Şi totuşi zidurile au stat de pe timpuri ca o provocare – o cetate e ca şi o invitaţie de a fi cucerită, zdrobită… Un perete – va rezista sau nu va rezista? De gard nu se ia nimeni: gardul e păzit, năruit, rezemat, dar niciodată cucerit…

No matter how bad your diet is, no matter how much excess weight you’re carrying around, no matter how many food-related mistakes you’ve made in the past, you can start fresh now.

Trecutul e scris cu cerneala simpatica. Ai nevoie de caldura ca sa-i vezi literele reconturate, dupa ce multa vreme au stat ascunse ca si cum n-ar fi fost. Trebuie sa-i apropii coala alba si intinsa de o flacara sau sa sufli abur din propria gura peste el, pentru ca invizibilul sa se transforme in vizibil si, incetul cu incetul, in fraze cu sens. Desi, de cele mai multe ori, cateva cuvinte esentiale raman sterse, albe, loc gol si taina nedezlegata, cufundate pentru totdeauna in apele nemiscate ale timpului in care inotam. Ale timpului in care ne inecam.

Do you know the stats? It’s something like black people are twice as likely to have no weapons on them when they’re killed by cops. Twice as likely! Should I run down the list of the people this has happened to? Calm down? Let’s paint their names on the walls and watch, there’ll be enough to give the entire hospital a fresh new look. Then tell me to calm down. He could’ve been killed!

Free agency changed the baseball landscape in many ways. It created more opportunities for players, but it also meant increasingly fewer players would spend an entire career playing for one franchise—and that’s especially true for players capable of becoming “legends,” the ones in such demand on the free agent market.

Joe DiMaggio batted safely in 56 consecutive games in 1941, the same season Ted Williams batted .406—but did you know that also in 1941, Jeff Heath, an outfielder who spent a decade playing for the Indians, became the first player in AL history to hit 20 doubles, 20 triples, and 20 home runs in the same season? It’s true.

The sad truth is that many of us are addicted to our phones because we crave immediate approval and affirmation. The fear we feel in our hearts when we are engaged online is the impulse that drives our "highly selective self-representations." We want to be loved and accepted by others, so we wash away our scars and defects. When we put this scrubbed-down representation of ourselves online, we tabulate the human approval in a commodity index of likes and shares. We post an image, then watch the immediate response. We refresh. We watch the stats climb-or stall. We gauge the immediate responses from friends, family members, and strangers. Did what we posted gain the immediate approval of others? We know within minutes. Even the promise of religious approval and the affirmations of other Christians is a gravitational pull that draws us toward our phones.

In piata din fata garii am stat sa privesc un baiat. Si am admirat inca o data cum, in copilarie, timpul trecea incet, ca si cum ar fi fost incremenit. Un infinit se intinde intre Boboteaza care a trecut si aceea care va veni, iar aniversarile copiilor se succeda dupa atatea intamplari sau vise, incat urmatoarea pare la fel de departe pentru ei ca batranetea insasi ... asa cum orele copilariei sunt mai lungi, atunci cand imbatranesti orele se scurteaza, ca un astru care se invarte de fiecare data pe orbite tot mai mici, cu o viteza tot mai mare, la fel cum nici nu apuci sa te bucuri de cadouri, ca a si venit pe nesimtite o noua aniversare.

Suppose you were to total up all the wars over the past two hundred years that occurred between very large and very small countries. Let’s say that one side has to be at least ten times larger in population and armed might than the other. How often do you think the bigger side wins? Most of us, I think, would put that number at close to 100 percent. A tenfold difference is a lot. But the actual answer may surprise you. When the political scientist Ivan Arreguin-Toft did the calculation a few years ago, what he came up with was 71.5 percent. Just under a third of the time, the weaker country wins. Arreguin-Toft then asked the question slightly differently. What happens in wars between the strong and the weak when the weak side […] refuses to fight the way the bigger side wants to fight, using unconventional or guerilla tactics? The answer: in those cases, the weaker party’s winning percentage climbs from 28.5 percent to 63.6 percent. To put that in perspective, the United Stats’ population is ten times the size of Canada’s. If the two countries went to war and Canada chose to fight unconventionally, history would suggest that you ought to put your money on Canada.

Devlin shifted just the slightest, and the next breath Rosie took lodged in her throat. She felt him against her stomach, thick and hard, and unless he had something weird in the front of his pants, he was totally turned on. So was she. And they were both apparently freaks, because she’d just tried to shove him and he had just threatened her, but here they were, utterly aroused, and there was a really good chance she needed to find a therapist stat. … “Are we going to pretend like you don’t feel me?” he asked, rather calmly. “Yes,” she snapped. “How’s that working out for you?” “Just great.” The moment those words came out of her mouth, she realized how ridiculous they sounded. Devlin’s lips twitched.

General manager Frank Lane made his mark on the club by making several unpopular or unsuccessful trades. Among the guys he traded to other teams are Rocky Colavito, Roger Maris, Norm Cash, and … manager Joe Gordon? Uh, yes. Lane and Detroit GM Bill DeWitt traded managers—Joe Gordon for Jimmy Dykes. Lane’s tenure ended shortly thereafter, long before the damage he caused.

Still, he stats, thrashing his head around like he's arguing. His squeals sound contrary even to Galen's untrained ears. The poor creature doesn't realize how close to foot tapping Emma is, but Galen recognizes that stiff stance of impatience. It's the same one she directed at him when they first met on this very beach. The same one she directed at Toraf when she informed him that Rayna could live with her. The same one she directed at Rachel when she booked the honeymoon suite for the two of them.

Joe Sewell is the toughest strikeout in baseball history. In 14 seasons he struck out only 114 times—he never struck out three times in a game, and he struck out twice in a game on only two occasions. So how is it possible that a 30-year-old pitcher who won eight games and recorded 54 strikeouts—in his career—fanned Sewell twice in one game? I don’t know, but he did, in 1923.

Disordered-eating behaviors don’t exist in a vacuum. If you start eating to soothe yourself after experiencing trauma, for example, you’re not doing that in a culture of “Do what you gotta do to get through the day, and also let me help you process your trauma.” No, you’re doing it in a culture of “OMG YOU’RE EATING SO MUCH, YOU’RE GONNA GAIN WEIGHT AND THAT’S ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE—YOU NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT, STAT! (And PS, trauma? What are you even talking about? Just suck it up and move on!)” So even when people start eating to self-soothe, without any connection to weight or body image, they eventually end up absorbing our culture’s toxic beliefs about food and bodies. In our society at this moment in history, it’s basically impossible not to fall into diet culture’s clutches at some point.

You end up with a machine which knows that by its mildest estimate it must have terrible enemies all around and within it, but it can't find them. It therefore deduces that they are well-concealed and expert, likely professional agitators and terrorists. Thus, more stringent and probing methods are called for. Those who transgress in the slightest, or of whom even small suspicions are harboured, must be treated as terrible foes. A lot of rather ordinary people will get repeatedly investigated with increasing severity until the Government Machine either finds enemies or someone very high up indeed personally turns the tide... And these people under the microscope are in fact just taking up space in the machine's numerical model. In short, innocent people are treated as hellish fiends of ingenuity and bile because there's a gap in the numbers.

Hassan gags and has an asthma attack - a catarrh as fatal as lhasa and hanta. Cramps as sharp as darts and barbs jab and jag at gastral tracts. Carpal pangs gnarl a man's hands and cramp a man's palms. Hassan asks that a shaman abstract a talc cataplasm that can thwart a blatant rash (raw scars that can scar a man's scalp and gall a man's glans: scratch, scratch). A warm saltbath can blanch all plantar warts and stanch all palatal scabs. A transplant can patch a basal gland. A bald shah barfs and farts as a labman bawls: 'plasma, stat' (alas, alack: a shah has a grand mal spasm and, ahh, gasps a schwa, as a last gasp).

We’re keeping the pregnancy quiet for now, Lou,” Knox told him. “We need you to do the same.” Lou lifted his hand, as if to pledge an oath. “You can be sure that I will do nothing to threaten the upcoming birth of our little Luc —” “We are not calling the baby Lucifer,” growled Harper, fists clenched. Lou leaned toward Knox and said quietly, “Notice the mood swing? The stats don’t lie.” Harper let out a long breath. “Why are you even here?” Lou lifted a brow. “Expecting someone else?” “Preferably someone who doesn’t come uninvited, rifle through our kitchen, and help themselves to stuff. It’s like having a stray dog turn up all the time.” Lou sniffed at her. “That’s unfair. I don’t shit on your floor.

I politely told my doctor that instead of taking her advice, I’d dedicate myself to researching other options for my healing and care. She tried to deter me, repeating stats about infertility and cancer, and insisted I should begin birth control that day. I’d be lying if I didn’t admit that I was nervous to stand my ground, but that No! energy kept me from giving in.

Manastirile sint ele oare atit de trebuincioase pentru temeliile unui stat? A facut Isus Cristos calugari si calugarite? [...] Ce nevoie are mirele sfint de atitea fecioare nebune? [...] e oare voia lui Dumnezeu sa vada traind in sihastrie omul pe care l-a menit sa traiasca laolalta cu semenii sai? Dumnezeu, care l-a facut atit de nestatornic, atit de usuratic, cum poate ingadui indrazneala legamintelor calugariei? [...] Si toate slujbele acestea lugubre, care se tin la luarea valului sau la marturie, cind un barbat sau o femeie sint daruiti vietii monahale si nenorocirii, curma oare functiunile animalice ale omului? Nu se trezesc ele, dimpotriva, in tacere, in silnicie si in trindavie, cu o putere necunoscuta celor ce traiesc in afara manastirilor?

Stat Watch 67 words In a survey 91% of university staff members said they had been ignored, avoided, shut out of conversations, or treated as invisible during the previous year, according to a study led by Jane O’Reilly, of the University of Ottawa. Research shows that ostracism does more psychological harm and causes higher turnover than outright harassment, which is far less common.

So what are you supposed to do with it?" He eyed her incredulously. "For real? It's called a butt plug. What do you think you're supposed to do with it?" She scratched her nose and nodded, trying not to let the apprehension show. "Okay. I'll do it. But if it hurts, just let me know and I'll take it out, stat. Don't be a hero." He gaped at her and shook his head. "Aw, no. Sweetie. That's not for me.

Baseball is known for superstitious players and cursed teams—and at the root of every curse there’s a story. Boston’s curse was to trade Babe Ruth to the Yankees. Cubs fans claim a billy goat is responsible for their futility. And Cleveland’s curse? The club struggled after its Pennant-winning 1954 season, but it was rich with optimism just two years later as an onslaught of new talent promised to lift the club once more to the ranks of baseball’s elite—and by 1959 the club was contending for the Pennant again. And then GM Frank Lane traded Rocky Colavito to the Detroit Tigers and cursed everything.

Nu ştiu. Îmi lipseşte un simţ, îmi lipseşte un tact În viaţă, fie pentru amor, fie pentru glorie... Şi la ce bună oricare istorie, Sau orice alt fapt? Sunt singur, singur cum nimeni niciodată n-a stat Gol pe dinăuntru, fară mai devreme sau mai târziu Clipele trec pe lângă mine şi par să nu mă ia-n seamă, dar ştiu Că nu trec uşor, pasul lor este apăsat. Încep să citesc. Deja mă oboseşte ceea ce n-am citit. Mă gândesc la unele. Şi mă doare concluzia, oricare ar fi. Somnul mă apasă înainte chiar să îl am. Ştiu că a simţi E numai unul şi acelaşi lucru, pe care demult l-am văzut. Să nu fii nimic, sau doar o figură dintr-un roman, imprecis, Lipsit de viaţă, sau de moarte materială, doar o idee brută, Ceva care să nu-şi găsească nici o utilitate, o închipuire urâtă, Doar o umbră pe un pământ ireal, sau numai o transă în vis.

Cea mai mare prostie pe care a conceput-o mintea omenească este ideea de eliberare prin omorârea dorinţei. De ce să pui frâne vieţii, de ce să o distrugi pentru un câştig atât de puţin fecund cum este acela al unei indiferenţe totale, al unei eliberări care nu înseamnă nimic? Cu ce îndrăzneală mai poţi vorbi de viaţă, după ce ai nimicit-o complet in tine? Am mai multă stimă pentru un om cu dorinţele contrariate, nenorocit in dragoste şi disperat, decât pentru un înţelept rece, de o impasibilitate orgolioasă şi respingătoare. Nu pot concepe o lume mai antipatică decât una de înţelepţi. Ar trebui distruşi iremediabil toţi înţelepţii acestui pământ, pentru ca viaţa să continue a exista mai departe aşa cum e: oarbă, iraţională. Fiecare stat ar face bine să aresteze pe toţi înţelepţii şi să-i închidă într-un castel părăsit, ca să nu mai tulbure pe nimeni. Căci urăsc înţelepciunea acestor oameni pe care adevărurile nu-i dor, care nu suferă cu nervii, carnea şi sângele lor. Trebuie declarate nule toate adevărurile oamenilor uscaţi, care gândesc fără spermă la creier, fără angoasă şi fără disperare. Apreciez numai adevărurile vitale, organice şi spermatice, fiindcă ştiu că nu există adevăr, ci numai adevăruri vii, fructe ale neliniştii noastre.

Adesea se gindea la discursul rostit de Dubcek la posturile de radio dupa intoarcerea sa de la Moscova. Nu-si mai amintea nimic din spuselel lui, dar ii mai rasuna si acum in ureche vocea aceea tremuratoare. Se gindea la soarta lui : niste soldati straini l-au arestat in propria sa tara, pe el, seful unui stat suveran, l-au ridicat, l-au tinut sechestrat timp de patru zile, undeva in muntii Ucrainei, l-au facut sa inteleaga ca va fi impuscat, asa cum fusese impuscat, cu doisprezece ani in urma, precursorul sau maghiar Imre Nagy, apoi l-au transferat la Moscova, i s-a poruncit sa se imbaieze, sa se barbiereasca, sa se imbrace, sa-si puna cravata, l-au anuntat ca nu mai era destinat plutonului de executie, ca trebuia sa se considere in continuare seful statului, l-au asezat la o masa in fata cu Brejnev si l-au constrins sa negocieze.

dacă n-aş fi fost silit să vorbesc, n-aş fi vorbit niciodată. pînă la şase ani nu mi-au cerut-o nu i-am iertat nici pentru faptul că m-au dat la şcoală, unde a trebuit să vorbesc, iar mai tîrziu să mă străduiesc să le semăn celorlalţi, care vorbeau de zor şi dădeau din mîini şi din picioare, năucindu-mă cu viaţa lor. chiar şi astăzi vorbesc doar cu spaimă, pentru că locuiesc tot acolo, sub clopot, iar vorbirea îmi face rău. n-am nimic de spus în vorbire umană, unde totul este întîmplare şi zarvă. mă prefac însă cu o anume dibăcie că vorbesc, iar afară se aud sunete aproape omeneşti, dar în gîtlej e un muget analfabet şi inform, care n-are de a face cu vorbitul. mai rău e însă că ştiinţa tăcerii mele s-a dus, s-a dus şi îngerul care mi-a stat la căpătîi pînă la şase ani, s-a dus şi omul care putea fi alt om, tăcînd în aşa fel încît, la capătul multor ani de muţenie, să poată dezvălui ştiinţa cea mai neiertătoare a ştiinţelor, singura care ar fi putut face moartea mai suportabilă şi maşinile mai îngăduitoare. şi a fost bine, pentru că stăteam sub vorbire ca sub un clopot de fontă perfect ermetic. ascundeam acolo o ştiinţă pe care, la şase ani, m-au silit să o pierd. îl vedeam pe înger nu în somn, ci aievea, ziua-n amiaza mare, cînd realitatea e de netăgăduit.

Most of us would give anything for the chance to play just one day of MLB baseball—especially for our favorite team. Well, there once was a pitcher named Bock Baker who actually got two opportunities to pitch in the big leagues. He took the mound for Cleveland against the Chicago White Sox in his big league debut. How did he fare? Well, he pitched a complete game. Pretty spectacular, right? Well, sure—but it depends on your perspective. He gave up 23 hits and 13 runs. Baker never pitched for Cleveland again, but the Philadelphia Athletics gave him a second big league start that same year (1901). He lasted juts six innings, and lost again after giving up 11 runs—and then his career was over.

Anyway, so strength governs how much physical damage you do. The higher your strength, also known as STR, the harder you hit. This stat is extremely important for melee combatants.” “I see,” I said. “Next is endurance. This stat determines how big your stamina pool is and how many heart points you have. Also, endurance acts as a natural booster to defense. So, basically, the higher endurance you have, the more hearts, stamina, and defense you have. This stat is a must for tanks.” “Ooh, that’s the perfect stat for you, Alex, if we were back home,” I whispered. “Yeah, the perfect paladin stat,” she whispered back. “On to dexterity. This stat affects how much damage you do with accuracy weapons or small, quick weapons. Dexterity is the top stat for rogues and archers,” said JD. “Next, we have agility, another favorite of rogues. Agility dictates how fast you run, as well as your attack speed. In some sense, all classes could use agility, but the rogue types benefit the most from it. And finally, we have intelligence. This stat

Heretic-Chosen Alchemist of the Malefic Viper – You walk a paradoxical path, understood by none but you and your Patron. His Chosen, but not his believer; his ally, but not of his Order; and a bearer of his Legacy, yet a blasphemer in the eyes of most. You have the ears of a Primordial, yet you choose to remain dedicated to the alchemy that first made the Malefic One known to you. Allows one to combine the natural treasures of the world to make potions and pills, transmute one material to another, and employ a slew of other mystical means to be discovered. This rare type of alchemist specializes in the production of poisons, contrary to the craft of potions. As a heretic, the Legacy of the Malefic Viper is no longer contingent on retaining any blessing from the Malefic Viper, yet as his Chosen, you are closer to him than any other mortal. May you walk your own path—be it that of a Heretic or a Chosen, or one entirely unique to you and the Malefic One. Stat bonuses per level: +15 Will, +15 Wis +14 Vit, +10 Int, +10 Tough, +10 Free Points.

Vic Wertz once hit a ball rather famously that was later described as such: 'It would have been a home run in any other park—including Yellowstone.' Instead, he’s remembered as the guy who got robbed by Willie Mays' spectacular catch during the 1954 World Series between the Indians and the Giants, a play that remains one of the game’s all-time greatest defensive efforts. What people often forget about Wertz is that his greatest battle wasn’t that one at bat, and that one out never defined his career. He was stricken with polio in 1955, and after 74 games his season was over and his career was hanging in the balance. 'The Catch' by Willie Mays couldn’t keep him down, and neither could polio—he came back in 1956, and despite playing in only 136 games he belted 32 home runs with 106 RBIs.

... acolo unde nu există aparat de stat și supramuncă, nu există nici model-Muncă. Există doar o variație continuă a acțiunii libere, trecând de la cuvânt la acțiune, de la o acțiune la alta, de la acțiune la cântec, de la cântec la cuvânt, de la cuvânt la întreprindere, într-un ciudat cromatism, cu momente de vârf sau de efort pe care observatorul extern nu poate decât să le ‘traducă’ în termeni de muncă, izbucnind intens și rar. E adevărat că întotdeauna s-a spus despre negri: ‘Nu muncesc, nu știu ce înseamnă munca.’ ... La fel de adevărat este că și indienii nici măcar nu înțelegeau despre ce este vorba, fiind total incapabili de vreun fel de organizare a muncii, chiar și sclavagistă: americanii nu vor fi importat atâția negri decât pentru că nu se puteau folosi de indieni, care preferau mai degrabă să moară. Anumiți etnologi remarcabili au pus o întrebare esențială. Au știut să întoarcă problema: societățile primitive nu sunt niște societăți de penurie sau de subzistență, dat fiindcă nu cunosc munca, ci, dimpotrivă, niște societăți ale acțiunii libere și ale spațiului neted, care nu au nicio nevoie de un factor-muncă , tot așa cum nici nu constituie stocuri. Aceste societăți nu sunt niște societăți ale lenei, chiar dacă diferența lor față de muncă poate să se exprime sub forma unui ‘drept la lene’. Și nu sunt niște societăți fără legi, chiar dacă diferența lor față de lege poate să se exprime sub aparența unei ‘anarhii’. Ele au mai curând legea nomos-ului, care reglează o variație continuă a activității, cu propria ei rigoare și propria ei cruzime (a te debarasa de ceea ce nu poți să transporți – batrâni sau copii...). (Gilles Deleuze et Félix Guattari)

Dear patient (first name, last name)! You are presently located in our experimental state hospital. The measures taken to save your life were drastic, extremely drastic (circle one). Our finest surgeons, availing themselves of the very latest achievements of modern medicine, performed one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten operations (circle one) on you. They were forced, acting wholly in your interest to replace certain parts of your organism with parts obtained from other persons, in strict accordance with Federal Law (Rev. Stat. Comm. 1-989/0-001/89/1). The notice you are now reading was thoughtfully prepared in order to help you make the best possible adjustment to these new if somewhat unexpected circumstances in your life, which, we hasten to remind you, we have saved. Although it was found necessary to remove your arms, legs, spine, skill, lungs, stomach, kidneys, liver, other (circle one or more), rest assured that these mortal remains were disposed of in a manner fully in keeping with the dictates of your religion; they were, with the proper ritual, interred, embalmed, mummified, buried at sea, cremated with the ashes scattered in the wind—preserved in an urn—thrown in the garbage (circle one). The new form in which you will henceforth lead a happy and healthy existence may possibly occasion you some surprise, but we promise that in time you will become, as indeed all our dear patients do, quite accustomed to it We have supplemented your organism with the very best, the best, perfectly functional, adequate, the only available (circle one) organs at our disposal, and they are fully guaranteed to last a year, six months, three months, three weeks, six days (circle one).

Only 12 managers have lasted more than three years with the Indians, and only three of those who did last longer than three years managed to do so without a winning record. The Indians have made strides in many areas the last three years and the shifts and changes amongst the coaching staff resulted in a highly respected group that was anxious and ready to guide the Tribe back to the postseason, but unfortunately it never materialized. Turns out the three-year threshold is a pretty solid limit for how patient an organization is when it comes to managers, and the gains made in 2011 were completely lost and then some in 2012. Acta’s tenure with the club came to an end with six games left on the 2012 schedule. He ranks 13th in franchise history for games managed, but any optimisim regarding the Tribe in 2013 will rest squarely with new hire Terry Francona.

In drum spre varf, Viesturs a trecut pe langa cadravele inghetate ale lui Fischer si Hall. -Jean (sotia lui Fischer) si Jan(sotia lui Hall) m-au rugat sa le aduc obiecte personale, poveste rusinat Viesturs. Stiam ca Scott isi poarta verigheta atarnata la gat si voiam sa i-o duc lui Jeannie, dar n-am putut sa sap pe langa corpul lui neinsufletit. Pur si simplu nu am fost in stare. In loc sa ia suvenire, la coborare Viesturs s-a asezat langa Fischer si a stat cateva minute singur cu el. "Hei, Scott, ce faci?" l-a intrebat Ed cu tristete pe prietenul lui. "Ce s-a intamplat?

The first caller’s avatar appeared in front of me in my support chat room. His name and stats also appeared, floating in the air above him. He had the astoundingly clever name of “HotCock007.” I could see that it was going to be another fabulous day. HotCock007 was a hulking bald barbarian with studded black leather armor and lots of demon tattoos covering his arms and face. He was holding a gigantic bastard sword nearly twice as long as his avatar’s body. “Good morning, Mr. HotCock007,” I droned. “Thank you for calling technical support. I’m tech rep number 338645. How may I help you this evening?” The customer courtesy software filtered my voice, altering its tone and inflection to ensure that I always sounded cheerful and upbeat. “Uh, yeah …” HotCock007 began. “I just bought this bad-ass sword, and now I can’t even use it! I can’t even attack nothing with it. What the hell is wrong with this piece of shit? Is it broke?” “Sir, the only problem is that you’re a complete fucking moron,” I said. I heard a familiar warning buzzer and a message flashed on my display: COURTESY VIOLATION—FLAGS: FUCKING, MORON LAST RESPONSE MUTED—VIOLATION LOGGED

It may seem that there are many followers of Jesus, but if they were honestly to define the relationship they have with him I am not sure it would be accurate to describe them as followers. It seems to me that there is a more suitable word to describe them. They are not followers of Jesus. They are fans of Jesus. Here is the most basic definition of fan in the dictionary: “An enthusiastic admirer” It’s the guy who goes to the football game with no shirt and a painted chest. He sits in the stands and cheers for his team. He’s got a signed jersey hanging on his wall at home and multiple bumper stickers on the back of his car. But he’s never in the game. He never breaks a sweat or takes a hard hit in the open field. He knows all about the players and can rattle off their latest stats, but he doesn’t know the players. He yells and cheers, but nothing is really required of him. There is no sacrifice he has to make. And the truth is, as excited as he seems, if the team he’s cheering for starts to let him down and has a few off seasons, his passion will wane pretty quickly. After several losing seasons you can expect him to jump off the fan wagon and begin cheering for some other team. He is an enthusiastic admirer.

Megan Meade’s Guide to the McGowan Boys Entry One Observation #1: When they’re beautiful, they know they’re beautiful. Like the second-to-oldest one, Evan. He’s a senior. He is perfection personified. And he knows it. You can tell because he just sort of smiles knowingly when you gape at him. Not that I’ve been gaping at him. Not at all. Anyway, too soon yet to tell if it negatively affects his behavior. (Like Mike Blukowsi and his Astrodome-sized ego problem.) Observation #2: They like skin. Especially skin they think they’re not necessarily supposed to be seeing. Like the space between your belly tee and your waistband. Observation #3: They have no problem bringing up events that would mortify me into shamed silence if the roles were reversed. Like Evan totally brought up the wiffleball bat incident, when if that had happened to me, I’d be wishing on every one of my birthday cakes for everyone to forget it. Observation #4: They gossip. Can you believe it? I overheard Finn and Doug in the backyard talking about some girl named Dawn who blew off some guy named Simon for some other guy named Rick for like TWENTY MINUTES! They sounded like those old mole-hair ladies at Sal’s Milkshakes. ‘Member the ones who lectured us for a whole hour that day about how young women shouldn’t wear shorts? Wait, okay, I got sidetracked. Observation #5: The older ones are so cute with the younger ones. They were playing ultimate Frisbee when I first got here and Evan totally let Caleb and Ian tackle him. It was soooooo cute. **sigh.** Observation #6: They’re cliquey. I mean, eye-rolling, secret-handshake, don’t-talk-to-us-unless-you’ve-got-an-X-and-a-Y cliquey. Very schooled in the art of the freeze-out. Observation #7: They have no sense of personal space. I need a lock on my door. STAT. Observation #8: Boys are icky. Do not even get me started on the state of the bathroom. I’m thinking of calling in a haz-mat team. Seriously. Observation #9: They have really freaky things going on down there. Yeah, I don’t think I’m ready to elaborate on that one yet. Observation #10: They know how to make enemies. Big time.

I think I have done you a disservice,” my father finally said, looking me in the eye. “I told you from such a young age that you could be the very best. But I never explained to you that it’s about aiming for excellence, not about stats.” “What?” “I am just saying that when you were a child, I spoke in…grandiosities. But, Carrie, there is no actual unequivocal greatest in the world. Tennis doesn’t work like that. The world doesn’t work like that.” “I’m not going to sit here and be insulted.” “How am I insulting you? I am telling you there is no one way to define the greatest of all time. You’re focusing right now on rankings. But what about the person who gets the most titles over the span of their career? Are they the greatest? How about the person with the fastest recorded serve? Or the highest paid? I’m asking you to take a minute and recalibrate your expectations.” “Excuse me?” I said, standing up. “Recalibrate my expectations?” “Carrie,” my father said. “Please listen to me.” “No,” I said, putting my hands up. “Don’t use your calm voice and act like you’re being nice. Because you’re not. Having someone on this planet who is as good as me—or better—means I have not achieved my goal. If you would like to coach someone who is fine being second, go coach someone else.” I threw my napkin down and walked out of the restaurant. I made my way through the lobby to the parking lot. I was still furious by the time my father caught up to me by my car. “Carolina, stop, you’re making a scene,” he said. “Do you have any idea how hard it is?” I shouted. It felt shocking to me, to hear my own voice that loud. “To give everything you have to something and still not be able to grasp it! To fail to reach the top day after day and be expected to do it with a smile on your face? Maybe I’m not allowed to make a scene on the court, but I will make a scene here, Dad. It is the very least you can give me. Just for once in my life, let me scream about something!” There were people gathering in the parking lot, and each one of them, I could tell, knew my name. Knew my father’s name. Knew exactly what they were witnessing. “WHAT ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT? GO ON ABOUT YOUR SAD LITTLE DAYS!” I got in my convertible and drove away. —

Cand eram student la medicina, mancam sandwich langa cadavre. Aveam o indiferenta fata de acele cadavre, de parca as fi stat langa niste obiecte, erau formolizate, nu mai aveau niciun miros, si stateam langa ele ca langa niste papusi. Consecinta launtrica era cinismul, lipsa oricarei vibratii spirituale. Si mult mai dura a fost experienta autopsiei pe cadavre neformolizate, neconservate. Orice om cand il deschizi si-si dezvaluie viscerele, pute intr-un mod ingrozitor, pe dinauntru suntem o mizerie, suntem o cloaca, ei socul pe care-l traieste un tanar cand vede o fata de 25 de ani inecata pe care trebuie s-o diseci ca sa vezi de ce-a murit, sa vezi cata apa are acolo in plamani, socul acela duce ori spre cinism, ori spre un salt spiritual, dar de obicei spre cinism.

Ascent To The Sierras poet Robinson Jeffers #140 on top 500 poets Poet's PagePoemsCommentsStatsE-BooksBiographyQuotationsShare on FacebookShare on Twitter Poems by Robinson Jeffers : 8 / 140 « prev. poem next poem » Ascent To The Sierras Beyond the great valley an odd instinctive rising Begins to possess the ground, the flatness gathers to little humps and barrows, low aimless ridges, A sudden violence of rock crowns them. The crowded orchards end, they have come to a stone knife; The farms are finished; the sudden foot of the slerra. Hill over hill, snow-ridge beyond mountain gather The blue air of their height about them. Here at the foot of the pass The fierce clans of the mountain you'd think for thousands of years, Men with harsh mouths and eyes like the eagles' hunger, Have gathered among these rocks at the dead hour Of the morning star and the stars waning To raid the plain and at moonrise returning driven Their scared booty to the highlands, the tossing horns And glazed eyes in the light of torches. The men have looked back Standing above these rock-heads to bark laughter At the burning granaries and the farms and the town That sow the dark flat land with terrible rubies... lighting the dead... It is not true: from this land The curse was lifted; the highlands have kept peace with the valleys; no blood in the sod; there is no old sword Keeping grim rust, no primal sorrow. The people are all one people, their homes never knew harrying; The tribes before them were acorn-eaters, harmless as deer. Oh, fortunate earth; you must find someone To make you bitter music; how else will you take bonds of the future, against the wolf in men's hearts?

Adolf Hitler a ajuns cancelar al Germaniei in 1933, pe cand eu aveam de-abia un an. tata, care nu-l mai vazuse din 1914, i-a transmis cele mai calde felicitari si un cadou, pictura lui Hitler in acuarela, Biserica minorita din Viena. Hitler a fost incantat. avea amintiri placute despre tata, din cate spunea, si l-a invitat in Germania, ca oaspete personal, sa ia seama la noua ordine sociala pe care o construia, sperand ca aceasta va dura vreo mie de ani, daca nu mai mult. mama, tata si Felix, care avea noua ani pe-atunci, au plecat din Ohio in Germania, pentru 6 luni, in 1934. [..] si imediat ce s-au intors acasa, tata s-a apucat sa-si arboreze cadoul favorit de la Hitler, pe bratul orzontal al morii de vant. era un steag nazist, mare cat un cearceaf. era un lucru misterios, exuberant, si, din cate zicea mama, comunitatea era mandra si in acelasi timp invidioasa pe tata, pe ea si pe Felix. nimeni in Midland City nu intretinuse vreodata relatii de prietenie cu un sef de stat. pana si eu apar intr-o poza din ziar. una cu toata familia noasta, in strada, in fata atelierului, privind in sus catre steagul nazist. sunt in brate la Mary Hoobler, bucatareasa noastra, care, incetul cu incetul, m-a invatat tot ce stia ea despre mancaruri si prajituri. pe cand pozam toti in strada pt fotografia din ziar, tata avea 42 de ani. dupa cum spunea mama, in Germania trecuse printr-o profunda transfigurare spirituala. isi redefinise scopurile in viata. nu-i mai era de ajuns sa fie artist. avea de gand sa se faca profesor si activist politic. sa fie purtatorul de cuvant in America al noii ordini ce abia se nastea in Germania, dar care, cu timpul, urma sa devina salvarea lumii. asta a fost, evident, o greseala.

We've given them more than we've taken away, said the Commander. Think of the trouble they had before. Don't you remember the singles' bars, the indignity of high school blind dates? The meat market. Don't you remember the terrible gap between the ones who could get a man easily and the ones who couldn't? Some of them were desperate, they starved themselves thin or pumped their breasts full of silicone, had their noses cut off. Think of the human misery. He waved a hand at his stacks of old magazines. They were always complaining. Problems this, problems that. Remember the ads in the Personal columns, Bright attractive woman, thirty-five… This way they all get a man, nobody's left out. And then if they did marry, they could be left with a kid, two kids, the husband might just get fed up and take off, disappear, they'd have to go on welfare. Or else he'd stay around and beat them up. Or if they had A job, the children in daycare or left with some brutal ignorant woman, and they'd have to pay for that themselves, out of their wretched little paychecks. Money was the only measure of worth, lor everyone, they got no respect as mothers. No wonder they were giving up on the whole business. This way they're protected, they can fulfill their biological destinies in peace. With full support and encouragement. Now, tell me. You're an intelligent person, I like to hear what you think. What did we overlook? Love, I said. Love? said the Commander. What kind of love? Falling in love, I said. The Commander looked at me with his candid boy's eyes. Oh yes, he said. I've read the magazines, that's what they were pushing, wasn't it? But look at the stats, my dear. Was it really worth it, falling in love? Arranged marriages have always worked out just as well, if not better.

Un pas mai mult: «voinţa lui Dumnezeu», adica acea condiţie de păstrare pentru puterea preotului, trebuie să fie cunoscută, - pentru a atinge ţelul acesta, trebuie o «destăinuire», o mare falsificare literară devine necesară: se descoperă „Sfintele Scripturi", se publică cu toată pompa ierarhică, cu posturi şi tânguiri, din pricina îndelungatei stări de păcătuire. «Voinţa lui Dumnezeu» era demult fixată, toată nenorocirea constă în aceea că s-au îndepărtat de «Sfânta Scriptură». Şi lui Moise i s-a arătat «voinţa lui Dumnezeu»... Ce s-a întâmplat oare? Preotul cu asprimea şi pedanteria lui, formulase marile şi micile impozite cu care era dator - să nu se uite cele mai bune bucăţi de carne, căci preotul este un mare mâncău de biftecuri - ceea ce voia el să aibă, aceea era «voinţa lui Dumnezeu». De atunci toate ale vieţii sunt orânduite în aşa chip, încât preotul devine pretutindeni indispensabil. La toate evenimentele fireşti ale vieţii: naşterea, căsătoria, boala, moartea; ca să nu mai vorbim de jertfă, - «ospăţul» - apărea parazitul ca să le falsifice pentru a le «sfinţi» în graiul lui... Căci trebuie înţeles prin aceasta: orice obicei firesc, orice instituţie naturală (Stat, justiţie, căsătorie, îngrijirile de dat săracilor şi bolnavilor) întreaga credinţă inspirată de instinctul vieţii, într-un cuvânt, tot ce-şi are valoarea sa în sine, e depreciat prin principiu, făcut contrariu valorii sale prin parazitismul preotului. Pentru a fi necesară o pedeapsă după o lovitură, trebuie o putere care atribuie o valoare, care tăgăduieşte pretutindeni firea şi care creează prin asta o valoare... Preotul depreciază, pângăreşte firea, numai cu preţul acesta fiinţează el. Nesupunerea faţă de Dumnezeu, adică faţă de preot, faţă de «lege» se cheamă acum «păcatul»; mijloace de a se împăca cu Dumnezeu sunt, ca de drept, mijloacele ce asigură şi mai mult supunerea către preot: singur preotul «răscumpără»... Verificate psihologic, în toată societatea preoţeşte organizată, «păcatele» devin indispensabile, propriu-zis sunt uneltele puterii, preotul vieţuieşte prin păcate, are nevoie să se «păcătuiască». Ultima axiomă: «Dumnezeu iartă pe acela ce se pocăieşte», altcum spus: pe acela ce se supune preotului.

Fiecare dragoste aşa cum se iveşte apare a fi eterică, izvorând în întregime din instinctul sexual; într-adevăr, incontestabil este vorba despre acest instinct şi vorbind doar într-un mod mult mai definit, specializat şi poate ceva mai strict, este o formă mult mai individualizată a acestui instinct. Dacă vom avea permanent în minte acest lucru vom putea considera că unul dintre cele mai importante roluri pe care îl joacă dragostea în toate fazele şi gradele ei, nu doar în drame şi nuvele, dar de asemenea şi în lumea reală, unde alături de dragostea de viaţă se arată a fi ea însăşi cea mai puternică şi cea mai activă dintre toate cauzele ei; astfel încât unii vor considera că va ocupa constant jumătate din capacităţile şi gândurile celor mai tineri membri ai umanităţii şi că este scopul final aproape al fiecăruia dintre eforturile omeneşti; că influenţează nefavorabil cele mai importante acţiuni; că perturbă frecvent până şi cele mai serioase ocupaţii; că uneori este deranjantă pentru o anumită vreme şi chiar şi pentru cele mai mari dintre spirite; că nu-i este teamă să întrerupă tranzacţiile de stat sau investigaţiile în care sunt implicaţi oamenii învăţaţi; că ştie cum să înrâurească alcătuirea scrisorilor de dragoste, manuscrisele filosofice şi pliantele ministeriale; că ştie la fel de bine cum să anticipeze acţiunile cele mai complicate şi situaţiile cele mai extreme, să dizolve cele mai importante relaţii, să rupă cele mai strânse legături; că viaţa, sănătatea, bogăţia, rangul şi fericirea sunt sacrificate de dragul ei; că face dintr-un om, care de altfel este unul onest, un perfid şi dintr-un om ce a fost până acum credincios, un trădător şi că totodată apare ca un demon ostil al cărui obiectiv este de a răsturna totul, de-a aduce confuzie şi nelinişte pretutindeni acolo unde poate ajunge; dacă toate acestea sunt luate în considerare vor fi suficiente raţiuni ca cineva să se întrebe: 'La ce bun tot acest zgomot? Toate aceste complicaţii, furtuni, suferinţe şi dorinţe? De ce ar trebui ca aceste nimicuri să joace o parte atât de importantă, să creeze atâta dezordine şi confuzie în viaţa ordonată a umanităţii?' Dar pentru investigatorul zelos spiritului adevărului răspunsul va fi relevat gradual; nu este vorba despre câteva nimicuri, este vorba despre o atitudine; importanţa dragostei consistă întru-totul în armonia dintre seriozitatea şi zelul cu care este dusă până la capăt. Scopul ultim al tuturor chestiunilor aparţinând dragostei, indiferent dacă acestea sunt de natură comică sau tragică, este în realitate mult mai important decât toate celelalte obiective ale vieţii umane şi de aceea este deservită perfect de acea seriozitate profundă de care este urmărită mereu. Ca o chestiune de fapt, dragostea nu determină nimic altceva decât -întemeierea noii generaţii-. Existenţa şi natura unor -dramatis personae- care intră în scenă atunci când noi ne-am făcut deja ieşirea, ce a fost prilejuită de câteva întîmplări frivole ale dragostei. Că fiinţarea -existentia- acestor oameni viitori, este condiţionată în general de instinctul nostru sexual, astfel încât ea este natura -essentia- acestor oameni, identic condiţionaţi de selecţia pe care individualul o face pentru satisfacţia lor, cu alte cuvinte prin dragoste şi prin urmare prin fiecare din aceste relaţii ce sunt stabilite într-un mod irevocabil. Aceasta este cheia problemei.

Eram într-o frizerie. Tin minte fiecare amanunt...[..] În timp ce frizerul ma tundea, vedeam în oglinda, la garderoba, o femeie cam de patruzeci de ani, cu un aer simplu, modest îmbracata si cu ceva blînd si casnic în atitudini. Una din acele femei care nu trebuie sa fie nici frumoase, nici bine îmbracate, care au un fel de maternitate elementara si o blîndete resemnata si tacuta, traind între gesturi mici. Statea la garderoba, în aceeasi pozitie, fara nici o miscare, fara nici o vorba, privind în gol. De fapt, aveam impresia ca nici macar nu se gîndea.[..] La un moment dat am vazut-o cum se îmbraca, si-a luat o punga de plastic si era gata sa se îndrepte spre usa cînd s-a întîmplat ceva. Probabil, unul dintre frizerii care lucrau de partea cealalta, si mai spre fund, i-a zis ceva ce nu auzisem. Eu o vedeam numai pe ea. A stat cîteva clipe fara sa spuna nimic, privind fix spre partea din fund a frizeriei. Apoi deodata s-a congestionat si a început sa strige. Si pe masura ce striga, vocea ei se subtia, devenea tipat, pîna cînd tipatul s-a sfarîmat. Ea îsi dadea seama ca vocea n-o mai ajuta si tipa atunci si mai tare. Nu întelegeam nimic din ce spunea, dar tipatul acela nesigur, ca o lama de cutit care se frînge, suna atît de strident încît era înfricosator. Nu mai era un tipat omenesc. Era un tipat animalic plin de disperare si de neputinta. Nu stiu cît a durat astfel, dar parca nu se mai termina si simteam ca nu mai puteam sa suport. Si poate si mai mult m-a înfricosat faptul ca în acest timp nimeni din frizerie n-a întors privirea spre locul acela. Ca si cum tot ce vedeam si auzeam erau nascociri ale imaginatiei mele. Pentru ceilalti, femeia aceea tacea în continuare la garderoba ei sau plecase. Întelegeti? Tipatul ei nu exista. În zadar tipa, nimeni nu vroia s-o auda. Inclusiv eu, de fapt. Caci în tot acest timp nu m-am sculat de pe scaun sa ma întorc. L-am lasat pe frizer sa ma tunda mai departe. Si numai dupa ce femeia s-a dus undeva în spatele frizeriei, unde îsi lasau frizerii halatele, caci i se facuse rau, l-am întrebat pe cel care ma tundea: "Ce s-a întîmplat?" Ca si cum eu nu fusesem de fata sau ma gîndisem la altceva, nu fusesem atent. Frizerul mi-a explicat atunci ca femeia lucra acolo de mai multa vreme si fusese concediata, iar ea, neavînd din ce trai, venea totusi si-si facea treaba mai departe fara nici un salariu, multumindu-se cu ceea ce primea bacsis. Unul dintre frizeri îi aruncase o vorba grosolana, adaugînd ca nu era nevoie de ea acolo, de ce venea...Îi auzeam înca gemetele cînd am platit si am plecat cît am putut mai repede. Simteam ca trebuia sa ajung afara. Sa n-o mai aud pe femeia aceea gemînd. Si parca tipatul ei plutea în continuare ca un tais de pumnal în aerul frizeriei, desi ceea ce se petrecuse nu zdruncinase nici un detaliu. Rumoarea era aceeasi ca deobicei. "Criza de isterie, a zis unul. Am mai vazut noi de-astea."Atît. Întelegeti? Acesta a fost singurul comentariu pe care l-am auzit... [..]Tipatul dizgratios si disperat, aproape animalic, al acelei femei sfîsiase brutal tot ce tesusem eu cu grija ani de zile. Fericire? Lumina? Frumusete? Gogosi! Cacialma, domnilor. Nu exista decît tipatul si tacerea. Gemetele de animal înjunghiat si exclamatia: "Am mai vazut noi de-astea". Atunci am priceput prima oara ca traisem într-o minciuna aurita. [..] Mi-am dat seama ca tipetele exista, însa nu le auzim.Nu vrem sa le auzim. Sîntem surzi, iar cei care tipa se chinuiesc sa tipe si mai tare vazînd ca nimeni nu-i aude. Toti îsi vad de treburile lor mai departe, ca si cînd nimic nu s-ar fi întîmplat, iar tu te simti atunci ca o papusa dezarticulata.