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You have got to be—”
Her sentence is cut short when the elevator makes an abrupt stop, jostling both of us into the walls of the small carrier.
“Huh, would you look at that?” I glance around the small room, wondering what’s wrong.
“No, no, no,” Dottie says over and over again, as she rushes to the panel and presses the emergency button.
When nothing happens, she presses all the other buttons.
“That’s intelligent,” I say, arms crossed and observing her from behind. “Confuse the damn thing so it has no idea what to do.”
She doesn’t answer, but instead pulls her phone out from her purse and starts holding it up in the air, searching for a signal.
“It’s cute that you think raising the phone higher will grant you service. We’re in a metal box surrounded by concrete, sweetheart. I never get reception in here.”
“Damn it,” she mutters, stuffing her phone back in her purse.
“Looks like you’re stuck here with me until someone figures out the elevator broke, so it’s best you get comfortable.” I sit on the floor and then pat my lap. “You can sit right here.”
“I’d rather lick the elevator floor.”
“There’s a disgusting visual. Suit yourself.”
I get comfortable and start rifling through my bag of food. Thank God I grabbed dinner before this, because I’m starving, and if I was stuck in this elevator with no food, I’d be a raging bastard, bashing his head against the metal door from pure hunger.
Low blood sugar does crazy things to me.
I bring the term hangry to a new level.
There’s only—
“Why are you smiling like that?”
I look up at her. “Smiling like what? I’m just being normal.”
“No, you’re smiling like you’re having a conversation inside your head and you think you’re funny.”
How would she know that?
“Well, I am funny.” I pop open my to-go box filled to the brim with a Philly cheesesteak sandwich and tons of fries. Staring at it, I say, “Oh yes, come to papa.
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