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We must be as stealthy as rats in the wainscoting of their society. It was easier in the old days, of course, and society had more rats when the rules were looser, just as old wooden buildings have more rats than concrete buildings. But there are rats in the building now as well. Now that society is all ferrocrete and stainless steel there are fewer gaps in the joints. It takes a very smart rat indeed to find these openings. Only a stainless steel rat can be at home in this environment...
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat (Stainless Steel Rat, #4))
I always get the best advice from myself.
Harry Harrison (A Stainless Steel Trio: A Stainless Steel Rat Is Born, The Stainless Steel Rat Gets Drafted, The Stainless Steel Rat Sings the Blues)
Liberation by destruction was on the way! We would free them even if we had to kill them all to do it!
Harry Harrison (A Stainless Steel Trio: A Stainless Steel Rat Is Born, The Stainless Steel Rat Gets Drafted, The Stainless Steel Rat Sings the Blues)
I have been followed by enough police robots to know by now how indestructible they are. You can blow them up or knock them down and they keep coming after you; dragging themselves by one good finger and spouting saccharine morality all the while.
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat (Stainless Steel Rat, #4))
It is a nasty world that only respects bullies.
Harry Harrison (A Stainless Steel Trio: A Stainless Steel Rat Is Born, The Stainless Steel Rat Gets Drafted, The Stainless Steel Rat Sings the Blues)
There isn’t a person alive who has not been afraid at one time or another. It is only the brave man who can feel fear and still go forward.
Harry Harrison (A Stainless Steel Trio: A Stainless Steel Rat Is Born, The Stainless Steel Rat Gets Drafted, The Stainless Steel Rat Sings the Blues)
It is amazing the things people will believe if you catch them early enough.
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat's Revenge (Stainless Steel Rat, #5))
In all cultures mothers try to shape sons in their female image. For their own good. The boys resist—and the rite of passage helps this resistance. There is always symbolism involved, because symbols are a way to represent the myths that underlie every culture.
Harry Harrison (A Stainless Steel Trio: A Stainless Steel Rat Is Born, The Stainless Steel Rat Gets Drafted, The Stainless Steel Rat Sings the Blues)
Like you, my boy, I am a Scientific Humanist and feel no need for the aid of the supernatural.
Harry Harrison (A Stainless Steel Trio: A Stainless Steel Rat Is Born, The Stainless Steel Rat Gets Drafted, The Stainless Steel Rat Sings the Blues)
Вскоре я увидел бар с вывеской "ЗАХОДИТЕ К НАМ, ЗАСРАНЦЫ, ЖДУТ ВАС ВЫПИВКА И ТАНЦЫ". Ну разве можно пройти мимо, прочитав такое?
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat Gets Drafted (Stainless Steel Rat, #2))
I could say. “Well I damn well knew what
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat (Stainless Steel Rat, #4))
There had been terrible freedom in standing so alone that even the lives of other men meant less than nothing. Undoubtedly a warped sensation, but still a tremendously attractive one.
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat (Stainless Steel Rat, #4))
Women! They insist on mixing everything up together. Perhaps they operate better that way, but it is very hard on those of us who find that keeping emotion and logic separate produces sounder thinking.
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat (Stainless Steel Rat, #4))
Once a plan is made it must always be followed to the letter. It should only be changed if outside circumstances change. Man is a rationalizing animal and needs training in order to become a rational one.
Harry Harrison (A Stainless Steel Trio: A Stainless Steel Rat Is Born, The Stainless Steel Rat Gets Drafted, The Stainless Steel Rat Sings the Blues)
I went to sleep with the tape player whispering softly in my ears such ego-building epigrams as, 'You are better than everyone else and you know it, and people who don't know it had better watch out,' and 'They are all fools and if you were in charge things would be different, and why aren't you in charge, it's easy enough.
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat (Stainless Steel Rat, #4))
Mankind invents cultures—and cultures invent myths to justify and explain their existence. Prominent among these are the myths and ceremonies of the rites of passage for boys. The passage from boyhood to manhood. This is the time when the boy is separated from his mother and the other women. In some primitive cultures the boys go and live with the men—and never see their mothers again.
Harry Harrison (A Stainless Steel Trio: A Stainless Steel Rat Is Born, The Stainless Steel Rat Gets Drafted, The Stainless Steel Rat Sings the Blues)
A lifetime of research, generations of labor, had reached a final and dramatic culmination. The last circuit board was slipped into its slot and I threw the switch. What a prosaic thing to say about what was perhaps the most important moment in the entire history of mankind. I threw the switch, the operation light came on. We no longer were alone. There was another intelligence in the universe to stand beside that of ours. “We waited as the operating system carried out all of its checks. Then the screen lit up and we read these historical words. I AM. THEREFORE I THINK.
Harry Harrison (A Stainless Steel Trio: A Stainless Steel Rat Is Born, The Stainless Steel Rat Gets Drafted, The Stainless Steel Rat Sings the Blues)
Morning sickness and bank robbery doesn't mix well.
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat's Revenge (Stainless Steel Rat, #5))
It is a proud and lonely thing to be a stainless steel rat - and it is the greatest experience in the galaxy if you can get away with it. The sociological experts can't seem to agree why we exist, some even doubt that we do. The most widely accepted theory says that we are victims of delayed psychological disturbance that shows no evidence in childhood when it can be detected and corrected and only appears later in life. I have naturally given a lot of thought to the topic and I don't hold with that idea at all. [...] My theory is that the aberration is a philosophical one, not a psychological one. At a certain stage the realization strikes through that one must either live outside of society's bonds or die of absolute boredom. There is no future or freedom in the circumscribed life and the only other life is complete rejection of the rules. There is no longer room for the soldier of fortune or the gentleman adventurer who can live both within and outside of society. Today it is all or nothing. To save my own sanity I chose the nothing.
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat (Stainless Steel Rat, #4))
When ill, we deliver ourselves completely into the doctor's hands. We give a complete stranger the opportunity to toy with that which we value most. If this trust is violated there is naturally a hotness of temper among the witnesses or survivors.
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat (Stainless Steel Rat, #4))
Your conversation is both dull and repetitious," I told him, because it was.
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat (Stainless Steel Rat, #4))
Any man that says he thinks better drunk than sober is a fool.
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat (Stainless Steel Rat, #4))
Rough and tough diGriz the Killer who never killed! It was nothing to be ashamed of, quite the opposite in fact. I placed a value on human life, the one unchanging value in existence. Angelina valued herself and her desires, and nothing else. To follow her down the twisted path of her own making I would have to place myself in the same mental state that she lived in.
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat (Stainless Steel Rat, #4))
After a half day of this kind of preparation I realized I was making excuses. "Well it's not easy to deliberately go insane," I told my rather pale reflection in the mirror. The reflection agreed but that didn't stop either of us from rolling up our sleeves and filling large hypodermic needles with murky madness.
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat (Stainless Steel Rat, #4))
She must spend her life feeling damned because she was a woman, knowing she was better than the rest of the cruds around, then proving it to herself and them over and over again.
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat (Stainless Steel Rat, #4))
Put any name to it you want -- I suppose love will do as well as any, though this was no throbbing adolescent passion. I wasn't blind to her faults, in fact I rather detested them now that I knew her murderously amoral existence had an echo in my own mind. But logic and convictions have very little to do with emotions. Hating this side of her didn't remove the attraction of a personality so similar to my own. Harry Harrison. The Stainless Steel Rat - Harry Harrison (p. 120). Kindle Edition.
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat (Stainless Steel Rat, #4))
Put any name to it you want -- I suppose love will do as well as any, though this was no throbbing adolescent passion. I wasn't blind to her faults, in fact I rather detested them now that I knew her murderously amoral existence had an echo in my own mind. But logic and convictions have very little to do with emotions. Hating this side of her didn't remove the attraction of a personality so similar to my own.
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat (Stainless Steel Rat, #4))
Your majesty, this is the Baron -- " "Grav not Baron," I cut in with my hideously rich accent. "Grav Bent Diebstall from a poor provincial family, cheated centuries ago of our rightful title by thieving and jealous counts." I scowled straight at my guide as if he had been in the plot and he turned the flush on again.
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat (Stainless Steel Rat, #4))
Watching Angelady at work was a distinct pleasure, and if you stood my back to the wall and made me swear, I would be forced to admit that I learned a thing or two from her. Single-handedly she was organizing a revolution on a peaceful planet -- and it stood every chance of succeeding. In my small way I helped. The few times she mentioned a problem to me I had a ready answer and in all the cases she went along with my suggestions. Of course I had never toppled governments before, but there are basic laws in crime as in everything else, and it is just a matter of application.
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat (Stainless Steel Rat, #4))
I hate to look a gift rocket in the tubes," I told her, "nevertheless -- why me?
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat (Stainless Steel Rat, #4))
Poor Angelina. I could be sorry for her without forgetting the ones she had killed. Poor, tragic, a lone girl who in winning half the battle had lost the other half. Purchased skill had shaped the body into a lovely -- truthfully an angelic -- form. Yet in succeeding, the strength of the mind that had accomplished all this had been deformed until it had been made as ugly as the body had been in the beginning.
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat (Stainless Steel Rat, #4))
You're not a stupid man, Grav Diebstall," he said, which means he thought I was a lot stupider than he was.
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat (Stainless Steel Rat, #4))
No, I wasn't listening," she said with that amazing self-possession and calm that marked all her actions. She smiled in the mirror at me. "I was busy just remembering last night." Women! They insist on mixing everything up together. Perhaps they operate-better that way, but it is very hard on those of us who find that keeping emotion and logic separate produces sounder thinking. I had to make her understand the seriousness of this situation.
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat (Stainless Steel Rat, #4))
At times there can be a very thin line between right and wrong. If you are emotionally involved the line is almost impossible to see.
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat (Stainless Steel Rat, #4))
Then he made a rush for the bar and choked down about a water-glass full of the local spirits. Only when he was working on his second glass did he remember to offer me some of this potable aqua regia.
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat (Stainless Steel Rat, #4))
The horse tires not of hay, the porcuswine will snuffle up his swill greedily unto eternity.
Harry Harrison (A Stainless Steel Trio: A Stainless Steel Rat Is Born, The Stainless Steel Rat Gets Drafted, The Stainless Steel Rat Sings the Blues)
We are Citizens of the Outside. We have rejected the simplistic, boring, regimented, bureaucratic, moral, and ethical scriptures by which they live. In their place we have substituted our own far superior ones. We may physically move among them—but we are not of them. Where they are lazy, we are industrious. Where they are immoral, we are moral. Where they are liars, we are the Truth. We are probably the greatest power for good to the society that we have discarded.
Harry Harrison (A Stainless Steel Trio: A Stainless Steel Rat Is Born, The Stainless Steel Rat Gets Drafted, The Stainless Steel Rat Sings the Blues)
both consciously and unconsciously you accept the society you know as the only one. Far from it. Culture is an invention of mankind, just like the computer or the fork.
Harry Harrison (A Stainless Steel Trio: A Stainless Steel Rat Is Born, The Stainless Steel Rat Gets Drafted, The Stainless Steel Rat Sings the Blues)
I'm sure that you will see that I have the best funeral the Corps can afford. Now, would you care to squeeze out a few details or would you prefer to blindfold me and shoot me out in a one-way cargo rocket?
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat's Revenge (Stainless Steel Rat, #5))
That dirty old goat is trying to get me killed. The assignment is so top secret I can't tell a soul about it, particularly you, so here are all the papers, read them for yourself.
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat's Revenge (Stainless Steel Rat, #5))
Is this religious symbol," another asked, holding the photograph in his fingertips at arm's length. "It is a picture of my wife." "Only religious symbols permitted." "She is like an angel to me." They puzzled over this one lot awhile, then reluctantly admitted the picture. Not that I would be able to have anything as deadly as the original. It was whisked away and a photographic copy returned. Angelina seemed to be scowling in this print or perhaps that was only my imagination.
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat's Revenge (Stainless Steel Rat, #5))
There is a limit to the number of people who can be assigned to this kind of work because a geometric progression soon takes place with watchers watching watchers until no one is doing anything else.
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat's Revenge (Stainless Steel Rat, #5))
Ah-choo," I said, with what I hoped was appropriate realism, and reached for my handkerchief. Pacov was suspicious. Pacov was always suspicious.
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat's Revenge (Stainless Steel Rat, #5))
The subconscious is a fine place to hide things unknown to the conscious mind.
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat's Revenge (Stainless Steel Rat, #5))
I said good-by to the robot, my only friend on this inhospitable planet. He answered nothing in return which did not hurt me. I left.
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat's Revenge (Stainless Steel Rat, #5))
Cold-blooded killing is just not my thing. I've killed in self-defense, I'll not deny that, but I still maintain an exaggerated respect for life in all forms. Now that we know that the only thing on the other side of the sky is more sky, the idea of an afterlife has finally been slid into the history books alongside the rest of the quaint and forgotten religions. With heaven and hell gone we are faced with the necessity of making a heaven or hell right here. What with societies and metatechnology and allied disciplines we have come a long way, and life on the civilized worlds is better than it ever was during the black days of superstition. But with the improving of here and now comes the stark realization that here and now is all we have. Each of us has only this one brief experience with the bright light of consciousness in that endless dark night of eternity and must make the most of it. Doing this means we must respect the existence of everyone else and the most criminal act imaginable is the terminating of one of these conscious existences.
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat's Revenge (Stainless Steel Rat, #5))
Angelina who saw the galaxy as a jungle, as survival a matter of eating or being eaten. And the doctor, a humanitarian who had been raised in a matriarchy, stable and unchanging, peaceful and at peace. They were both right. An interesting animal is man.
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat's Revenge (Stainless Steel Rat, #5))
I am a genius," I said. "I know. That's why I married you. Physically you are very unattractive.
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat's Revenge (Stainless Steel Rat, #5))
Нет таких людей, которым неведом страх. А смелый человек отличается именно тем, что делает свое дело, даже когда ему страшно
Harry Harrison (A Stainless Steel Rat Is Born (Stainless Steel Rat, #1))
Это похоже на бред, значит, должно сработать
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat Joins the Circus (Stainless Steel Rat, #10))
In the beginning, sure, it must have been rough. All of the plant life was pure poison to human metabolisms and had to be cleared away so edible crops could be grown. The native fauna was just as poisonous, with teeth and claws to match. It was tough. So tough that ordinary cows and sheep had a shockingly short life expectancy. Selective
Harry Harrison (A Stainless Steel Trio: A Stainless Steel Rat Is Born, The Stainless Steel Rat Gets Drafted, The Stainless Steel Rat Sings the Blues)
When you have a plan put it into action instantly. Don’t let it lie around and get stale and have other people start thinking about it themselves.
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat (Stainless Steel Rat, #4))
His old personality had been stripped from his mind and a new one implanted. Only the body remained of the old Pepe who had loved Angelina and stolen a battleship.
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat (Stainless Steel Rat, #4))
A man said to the universe: “Sir, I exist!” “However,” replied the universe, “The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation.”  —Stephen Crane
Harry Harrison (Harry Harrison Super Pack: Deathworld; Deathworld 2; Planet of The Damned; The Stainless Steel Rat and The Misplaced Battleship; The K-Factor; The Velvet ... Shop (Positronic Super Pack Series Book 10))
Only when he was working on his second glass did he remember to offer me some of this potable aqua regia.
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat (Stainless Steel Rat, #4))
You’re none of these things out of the past. I had shouted. None of these things … Angelina. I had bellowed this and there had been no protest from her.
Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat (Stainless Steel Rat, #4))
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