Speed Limit Funny Quotes

Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson "Oh, that's just a suggestion.

Funny, isn’t it? We middle-class people secretly want that the poor should remain poor, as poverty is a necessary condition for an easy supply of servants. Yet out in the open, we pretend that the penury of the masses concerns us deeply. We hide who we are and wear masks. All of us.

333 Texas has the highest speed limit of any US state – you can drive down the Texas State Highway 130 at 85mph

Time is a funny thing. I understand the need to bend it. We find ourselves needing to speed it up when going through difficult or traumatic moments, and slow it down when we’re feeling satisfied with love and contentment. But the thing about time is that it’s consistent. It truly doesn’t change as much as you’d wish it would. It’s consistently there, ticking away, reminding you that there is an end to everything. That our time is limited, and whether or not we use it correctly, is up to us. But with every end, there are also beginnings.

He raced to Marinella at breakneck speed, about fifty miles an hour for normal drivers. As he was passing through the village of Villaseta, a carabiniere with disc signals in hand, who’d probably been hiding behind a blade of grass, suddenly appeared in front of him, gesturing for him to stop. “License and registration.” “Why, may I ask?” “The speed limit in a residential area is thirty miles an hour. Everybody and their dog knows this.” The inspector’s irritation at this new delay and the use of a cliché triggered an unfortunate reply. “Why, don’t the cats and birds know it?” The carabiniere gave him a dirty look. “Trying to be funny, are we?” He couldn’t allow himself to get into an argument. The guy was liable to run him in, and that would be all for Angelica that night.