Smurf Cat Quotes

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I don't know who Azazel is," he said. "Isn't he the cat from The Smurfs?" He cast about , but Isabelle just looked up and rolled her eyes at him. "Clary?" he thought Her voice came through, tinged with alarm. "What is it? What happened? Did my mom find out I'm gone?" "Not yet," he thought back. "Is Azazel the cat from The Smurfs?" There was a long pause. "That's Azrael, Simon. And no more using the magic rings for Smurf questions.
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Cassandra Clare (City of Lost Souls (The Mortal Instruments, #5))
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Clary?" he thought. Her voice came through, tinged with alarm. "What is it? What's happened? Did my mom find out I'm gone?" "Not yet," he thought back. "Is Azazel the cat from the Smurfs?" There was a long pause. "That's Azrael, Simon. And no more using the magic rings for Smurfs question.
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Cassandra Clare (City of Lost Souls (The Mortal Instruments, #5))
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At that time, I didn't have any idea what an electric, water-cooled, 220-volt, anal plug was. And I'd definitely never seen one of those things covered in smurf-blue rubber with rectal-pleasure nubs. I was still just a rookie to all of this.
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Nicholas Black (How my Gay Uncle F'ed up Christmas: The Legend of Sodomy Cat)
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WE LIVE WE LOVE WE LIE
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Smurf cat himself