Smart Alec Quotes

I thought of several alec smart remarks, but you should humor crazy people when you're at their mercy; it's a rule.

some smart alecs of those days after World War I used to say: "The French fought for liberty, the British fought to control the seas, but the Americans fought for souvenirs.

In the report by the Institute of Fiscal Studies the authors ask, "if calories are declining, why is weight increasing?" I kind of feel like the smart Alec kid at school, which I never was, who shoots their hand up and is almost jumping out of their seat to answer.

What part of this relationship being fake don’t you understand, dumbass? I asked myself. Just because it’s fake doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate his dick from afar, I shot back. My brain had no smart retort for that one.

No-one likes a smart Alec,