Skyrim Quotes

What is better ? to be born good or to overcome your evil nature through great effort ?

What is better: to be born good or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?

I fight so that all the fighting I've already done hasn't been for nothing. I fight… because I must.

When life gives you lemons, go murder a clown.

I used to be an adventuer like you, until i took an arrow to the knee

And when the world shall listen And when the world shall see And when the world remembers That world shall cease to be.

what is better, to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?

I need to go marry my wife, so I can beat her to death.

Skyrim-inspired sweet rolls and classic BioShock cream-filled cakes and maraschino truffle odes to Pac-Man cherries.

I just think you need showing that the world outside is much bigger than the world inside your Playstation," Nadia insisted. Alex scoffed. "Coming from someone who has clearly never played Skyrim.

I fight for the men I've held in my arms, dying on foreign soil. I fight for their wives and children, who's names I heard whispered in their last breaths. I fight for we few who did come home, only to find our country full of strangers wearing familiar faces. I fight for my people impoverished to pay the debts of an Empire too weak to rule them, yet brands them criminals for wanting to rule themselves! I fight so that all the fighting I've already done hasn't been for nothing. I fight... because I must." ―Ulfric Stormcloak

So, can I have kids with the bitch before I put her six-feet deep?

Vargus: Be me. Eat a bag of dicks for breakfast. Go home for lunch and eat another bag of dicks. Finish work and start preparing my bag of dicks for dinner while I warm up ‘The Saga Continues’. No Aetherius. Me sad. Chew dicks pensively. Some guy called Scorpius fighting instead. Level 28. Total noobcake. ROFL, wut a tryhard. Noobcake kicks demi-god in my three meals a day and cusses him out in livestream, with broken arms and legs. Dicks spilling from my gobsmacked open mouth (soooooo many dicks). I inhale too hard and my dinner gets lodged in my throat. Stars in my vision, blacking out. Try to call my mom for help, but multiple phalli are blocking my respiratory organs. Tumble out of my chair sideways and hit the ground, hands around my throat to dislodge all the penises I’ve been chowing down on. There’s no hope, there are too many. Everything goes dark. Wake up, my vision is blurry and my throat is blissfully unburdened by inadvertent deep throating. I’m being transported somewhere. Am I on my way to heaven? How will I explain my eating habits to Saint Peter? Big blurry white words are floating into perspective in the center of my vision. I try to focus on them, my brain still struggling to replenish oxygen. The words clear, and it is obvious that my diet has not gone unnoticed. I am in hell. ‘The Elder Scrolls V’. Oh no, oh god no, anything but that! ‘SKYRIM’. Please, St. Peter, I can change, please don’t forsake me, PLEA- “Hey you, you’re finally awake”. Thanks Todd. 10/10, would eat dicks and watch Daemien kick a demi-god in the schlong again.

A warrior fights his inner evil, but a king unleashes them upon his enemy.

JAMES STILL HADN’T RETURNED Kick’s texts, which meant he was deep into programming or, more likely, playing Skyrim. Kick knew he wouldn’t deal well with this,

...I killed a bride once. It was our honeymoon. Tepid, I said! The bathwater should be tepid! Lukewarm is not tepid! Close, maybe, but there's a difference. Stupid cow.

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You sick fucker, I'm not your brother. I'm your husband. I want a divorce, bitch. Fuck this church. Fuck all of you. Fuck Skyrim. Fuck you, pastor. I now pronounce you all dead as fuck. You may suck my dick.

Get the fuck out of here, Farengar. Get the fuck out of here, bro. Dude, don't mind him. He's just a selfish cunt. I'll take care of him later. You'll be fine, dragon homie.

I've never been more excited to murder my wife.

Relativizando con otros medios, extremando la comparación, podríamos decir que en las mismas horas que me gasté recorriendo cada secreto y rincón de Skyrim, es el equivalente a 72 series anime de 12 episodios, 175 películas de 2 horas, 233 partidos de fútbol, o casi 282 veces la novena sinfonía de Beethoven.

A menos que nos lavemos los dientes, comamos, nos duchemos y hagamos actividad física indispensable, cocinemos, limpiemos nuestro hábitat, compremos, y nos enteremos de noticias y el mundo que nos rodea, todas estas cosas mientras jugamos Skyrim; bien podríamos decir que se nos irá fácilmente más del 10% del tiempo útil, de ocio o recreación de todo un año, a terminar un juego.

[...]podríamos decir que en las mismas horas que me gasté recorriendo cada secreto y rincón de Skyrim, es el equivalente a 72 series anime de 12 episodios, 175 películas de 2 horas, 233 partidos de fútbol, o casi 282 veces la novena sinfonía de Beethoven.