Short Pug Quotes

found Mr. Waterbrook to be a middle-aged gentleman, with a short throat, and a good deal of shirt-collar, who only wanted a black nose to be the portrait of a pug-dog.

Fanchon, 69 years of age, has been hanged 6 times in effigy, and has committed all imaginable crimes; she has a squint, and is pug-nosed, short, fat, with no forehead and only 2 teeth; an erysipelas covers her arse, a bunch of haemorrhoids hangs from her arsehole, a canker devours her vagina, she has a burnt thigh and a cancer eating away at her breast; she is always drunk, vomits, farts and shits all over the place and at any time without even noticing.

As I stand on my hind paws, I think of an idea. The plan depends on the up command. When Ben says up, I will follow his directions. Ben knows I can only stand on my back paws for a short time. When I stand, I will walk forward to Ben and the treat bowl. After he gives me the treat, I will fall forward, land right in front of the treat bowl, grab the open bowl with my mouth, and dash under the bed with it. It’s the perfect plan!

bounded after the children and jumped into the leaves… and sank right to the bottom of the pile! Peggy’s short legs paddled uselessly through the crunchy brown, red, and gold leaves.