Short Funny Stress Quotes

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A long life is a curse if you have a short temper.
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Mokokoma Mokhonoana (P for Pessimism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound Aphorisms)
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So you went to the doctor. What did he say? - He said I have to start killing people like my boss and my wife. - WHAT? - Well, not in those exact words. He said I need to reduce the stress in my life. But that’s exactly the same thing.
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Donald Shaw (300 Best Jokes: One-Liners and Funny Short Stories Collection (Donald's Humor Factory Book 1))