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Your diet shouldn’t have a name or be something you can tweet about using the # sign. If you, in your chronic dieting ways must name it, it should be your first name, followed by an apostrophe s, and the word “Diet.” So for example, what I eat is referred to as “Matt’s Diet.” If your name is Jean Claude Van Damme, then what you eat is called “Jean Claude’s Diet,” and probably consists mostly of metal chards and King Cobra filets. If your name is Shooter McGavin, then you probably eat pieces of shit like Happy Gilmore for breakfast.
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Matt Stone (Diet Recovery: Restoring Hormonal Health, Metabolism, Mood, and Your Relationship with Food (Diet Recovery #1))