Sheldon Cooper Funny Quotes

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Sheldon: I wouldn't tell you the secret. Sssh! Leonard: What secret? Tell me the secret. Sheldon: Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can't tell dad. Leonard: Not that secret, the other secret. Sheldon: I'm Batman! Ssssh! #11
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Dylan Allen (Funny Quotes of Sheldon Cooper: The #1 Favorite Comedy Book of The Big Bang Theory Fans)
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Raj: I don't like bugs, okay. They freak me out.
 Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic. #12
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Dylan Allen (Funny Quotes of Sheldon Cooper: The #1 Favorite Comedy Book of The Big Bang Theory Fans)
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Dylan Allen (Funny Quotes of Sheldon Cooper: The #1 Favorite Comedy Book of The Big Bang Theory Fans)