Shawn Spencer Quotes

Gus: There are still bears out here. Black bears who feel no kinship to black men.

For the first three months I knew him, I thought Lassie was Rowan Atkinson.

Ironic, isn’t it?” Shawn said. “It’s not ironic at all,” Gus said. “Dude, it’s so like a black fly in your chardonnay.” “How many times do I have to tell you that’s not ironic, either?” “Rain on your wedding day?” “‘Irony’ is the use of words to convey a meaning that’s opposite to their literal meaning,” Gus said. “That stupid song came out fourteen years ago, and we still have this exact conversation at least once a week.” “Yeah,” Shawn said. “Ironic, isn’t it?

Henry: [in an interrogation room] Don't say a word. Shawn: [pause] Fergulous. Henry: Shawn, I said no words. Shawn: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago, we're playing Scrabble, it's not a word. Suddenly it is a word because it's convenient for you.

Behavior is the mirror in which everyone shows their true image.

Just cause you put syrup on something, don't make it pancakes

I thought it made her happy to help out. You know, the way some people claim to like picking up litter or helping the homeless or standing outside supermarkets trying to get me to sign petitions.

Stop going all Shawn Spencer on me. I’m not stalking a cop!

So, you’re sort of like a reverse Shawn Spencer? The guy on that show from a while back who claimed to be psychic, but he’s really just seeing the stuff other people could see, if they paid closer attention?” “Sort of.” “Do you have a cool black sidekick who’s actually smarter than you and keeps you grounded in reality?

he looked like a dog like Shawn Spencer looked like a psychic.

Without the Wordless Book the merger of our worlds is... impossible. -Death Reaper. (Quote from The Wordless Book)