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This book is a work of Extreme Horror. It contains lewd, lascivious, and grotesque depictions of extreme violence, torture, dismemberment, disfigurement, murder, intercourse, premarital sex, fellatio, cunnilingus, analingus, anal intercourse, sexual abuse, child sexual abuse, sexually transmitted infections, disease, rape, cannibalism, prostitution, sexist language, homophobic language, racist language, foul language, threatening language, kidnapping, bondage, vomit, female ejaculation, golden showers, dysfunctional households, bad parenting, and the blatant misuse of kitchen utensils and chess pieces.
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