Sausage Fest Quotes

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Good luck being the only hotdog bun at the sausage fest. I’ll light a candle for your vagina.
K. Loraine (Rejection (The Mate Games, #2))
With Levi present, his team tends to agree to my suggestions more quickly—a phenomenon known as Sausage Referencing™. Well, to Annie and me, at least. In Cockcluster™ or WurstFest™ situations, having a man vouch for you will help you be taken seriously—the better-regarded the man, the higher his Sausage Referencing™ power.
Ali Hazelwood (Love on the Brain)
A guy approached her, beer bottle in one hand, smiling at her in that way guys do when they think they’re good- looking enough to smile and get anything they want. “My friend and I were just talking about what a sausage fest this was, and then you came in.” He ran his appraising gaze down her body, lingering on the V of her neckline. Faith crossed her arms. “That works out, because I’m here for a weenie roast. He put a protective hand over his package—probably without realizing he was doing it—but his smile widened.
Cindi Madsen (Resisting the Hero (Accidentally in Love, #3))
Rosa looked at us nervously and offered some parting words of support. “Be careful. I’d hate for this night to turn into a… what’s the opposite of a sausage fest?” Jerry answered, “A clamboree.” “Right. I’d hate for this to turn into a clamboree.” That felt like a good
Jack Townsend (Tales from the Gas Station: Volume Two (Tales from the Gas Station, #2))
Ms. Fitzpatrick, I think you mean. Listen, Julie, I’m kind of in the middle of an eighteen-person orgy. I’m the only girl, so they’re waiting on me. It’s a real sausage fest up here and I’ve only got so many orifices to accommodate. So, unless you’re offering to come up here to help a sister out, I need to go. Kay, thanks. Bye bye now.
Emily Cyr (Fight or Flight (Vampire Favors, #3))
Alex rolled his eyes. “It’s just a house party, Ror. I didn’t promise you… whatever the opposite of a sausage fest is.” Rory grinned unashamedly. “An All-You-Can-Eat Buffet?
Erin Lawless (Somewhere Only We Know)
He would have liked spending a little time with one of the girls himself. Instead, he had to settle for sleeping in a room with a bunch of guys. It was a total sausage fest, he thought.
Jason Medina (The Manhattanville Incident: An Undead Novel)
But you boys have fun in your little box of privilege. Wouldn’t want to spoil your VIP sausage fest with a street taco.
Elena Lawson (Crooked Crows (Boys of Briar Hall, #1))
Hum... The girl named Forest or a sausage fest?
Marcel Ray Duriez