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If you don’t know how to love, then any old robot or mechanical device would best suit your relationship style. In this situation, vacuum cleaners might make the best lovers.
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Jarod Kintz (Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.)
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If I were a robot, and I got cheated on with a vacuum cleaner, I’d question my cleanliness. I’d also wonder if dating a beautiful yellow bulldozer was wise. Is my bulldozer nothing but a gold digger?
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Jarod Kintz (This Book is Not for Sale)
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Precisely. It ignores the greater meaning born out of the combination of those things.” Mosscap touched their metal torso, smiling with pride. “I am made of metal and numbers; you are made of water and genes. But we are each something more than that. And we can’t define what that something more is simply by our raw components. You don’t perceive the way an ant does any more than I perceive like a … I don’t know. A vacuum cleaner. Do you still have vacuum cleaners?
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Becky Chambers (A Psalm for the Wild-Built (Monk & Robot, #1))
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In no sense are the robot dogs, automated vacuum cleaners and old-folks lifting machines just examples of yet another consumer society with nothing meaningful left to spend its disposable income on. No, robots are the future. They have been for generations.
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Our Man in Abiko (How to Write About Japan)
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The head of the initiative was the former CEO of a website that served as a repository of humorous images and videos optimized for social media virality—mostly cats doing improbable things, like riding robotic vacuum cleaners and getting stuck in hamburger buns. The website had raised nearly forty-two million dollars in venture capital. He would be working alongside another entrepreneur, a woman who had founded an on-demand housekeeping platform that had shut down amid a spate of lawsuits. The audacity was breathtaking.
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Anna Wiener (Uncanny Valley)
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I’d rather make love to a robot than a politician, because it’d be more personable. Anyway, talking vacuum cleaners with flesh and suits freak me out.
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Jarod Kintz (Seriously delirious, but not at all serious)
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The market for vacuum cleaners alone is huge: Transparency Market Research estimated it at $11 billion in 2012 and projected an increase to $14.6 billion by 2018, with robotic vacuum sales rising faster than others.
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Anonymous
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I had no idea how robot vacuum cleaners were supposed to behave, so I didn’t know if what this one had done today was aberrant robot conduct or not.
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Lorena McCourtney (That's the Way The Cookie Crumbles (The Mac 'n' Ivy Mysteries #4))
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Robotic vacuums can clean better than conventional vacuums.
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Steven Magee (Hypoxia, Mental Illness & Chronic Fatigue)