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They don’t even visit the dying
anymore. Their argument being that if someone is dying, there’s no
point interrupting a good game of golf, and they’d best just get on with
dying. However, they do give you a helpline number for an
organisation called ‘Dying To Help You Out.’ A volunteer talks you
through the process of dying alone without medical attention: “feeling
a bit chilled are you, love, don’t fret, it’s just your lifeblood
congealing in your veins, you’ll be gone any second now, hang on pet,
I’ve got a corpse on line nine, if I don’t get back before you peg it,
have a nice afterlife,” and then they bugger of leaving you with
Robbie Williams singing Angels.
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