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Turdy and I went to McDumps today. You know, the best place for fast poop! But instead of driving through, we roll our poop balls. I had a massive pooball I was taking home. Rolling it through the McDumps was a workout!
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Damiano Bernardo (Poop Rizzlers: A Dung Beetle's Guide to Sigma Poop (The Diary of a Dung Beetle Book 2))