Rachel Renee Russell Quotes

Dream big dreams,because little dreams have no magic.~Dork Diaries

In spite of her cute little angelic face and pink sneakers, Brianna is actually a baby Tyrannosaurus rex. On STEROIDS!

BTW, the roach's name is Max (courtesy of Brianna, "because of I had a puppy, I'd name him Max").

STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL FAUX VOMIT: 1 cup of cooked oatmeal 1.2 cup of sour cream (or buttermilk ranch dressing or anything that smells like rancid, sour milk) 2 chopped cheese sticks (for chunkiness) 1 uncooked egg (for authentic slimy texture) 1 can of split pea soup (for putrid green color) 1/4 cup of raisins (to increase gross-osity) Mix ingredients and simmer over low heat for 2 minutes Let mixture cool to warm vomit temperature Use liberally as needed Makes 4 to 5 cups

Hello UK Dorks! I’m so happy to be able to write to UK fans of my DORK DIARIES series to say a great big THANK YOU for supporting the series and for embracing Nikki Maxwell and her dorky world! It means so much to me to know that DORK DIARIES has fans all over the world, and being able to share Nikki’s stories with all of you here in the UK is very special indeed. Without you guys supporting the series, I wouldn’t be able to do what I love, so thank you, thank you, thank you. Keep being dorky and special and amazing! And always remember to let your inner dork shine through! Rachel Renee Russell