Prohibition Funny Quotes

You're not supposed to be on the bed," he told the puppy. "It's contractually prohibited.

ORDER: Defendant’s motion to prohibit the District Attorney from committing prosecutorial misconduct is denied. Judicial

Media censorship is a prohibition of words and pictures. The war on drugs is a complete failure, and so is the American war on words. When you forbid a word, you give it power. Self-proclaimed rebels will use words like shit or fuck, simply to shock and sound cool." -Oliver Markus  

What happens over the next few months is like the plot of a children's movie, the kind where a dog finds its owner in spite of insurmountable odds and prohibitive geography.

So that beggars stop begging in the streets, giving alms to them, our town prohibits. Funny but to preachers, none similar: “Those rich who ask even from a beggar.

As a philosophical hedonist, I am fully on board with the rock-n-roll defenders. It is true that, in our current age of neo-prohibition and general queasiness about risk, we desperately need to be clear about the simple joy of feeling good. In defending the functions of intoxicant use, let us never lose sight of one of the greatest contributions of intoxicants to human life: sheer hedonic pleasure. As Stuart Walton observes in his brilliant, wickedly funny cultural history of intoxication, Out of It,122 “There is a sedimentary layer of apologetics, of bashful, tittering euphemism, at the bottom of all talk about alcohol as an intoxicant that was laid down in the nineteenth century, which not even the liberal revolution of the 1960s quite managed to dislodge.