Prohibition Funny Quotes

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You're not supposed to be on the bed," he told the puppy. "It's contractually prohibited.
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Lisa Kleypas (Chasing Cassandra (The Ravenels, #6))
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So that beggars stop begging in the streets, giving alms to them, our town prohibits. Funny but to preachers, none similar: β€œThose rich who ask even from a beggar.
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Rodolfo Martin Vitangcol
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ORDER: Defendant’s motion to prohibit the District Attorney from committing prosecutorial misconduct is denied. Judicial
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Charles M. Sevilla (Law and Disorder: Absurdly Funny Moments from the Courts)
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What happens over the next few months is like the plot of a children's movie, the kind where a dog finds its owner in spite of insurmountable odds and prohibitive geography.
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Lena Dunham (Not That Kind of Girl: A Young Woman Tells You What She's "Learned")