Poyo Quotes

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Alright, Colby. How we wanna play this? In through the skylight? Side entrance? Sneak in the back?" "Are you kidding? Fuck all that shit. Poyo don't sneak.
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John Layman (Chew, Vol. 6: Space Cakes)
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This is Poyo. Poyo was exposed to a near-lethal amount of radiation as an egg, during the first stages of a government experiment to create mutant super soldiers--trained in exotic martial arts technique by Tibetan Kung Fu fightin' monks--and given strange bio-enhancements during a rash of farm animal abductions by extra-terrestrials. Nah, just kidding. None of that shit is true. Poyo is just really, really bad ass.
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John Layman (Chew, Vol. 4: FlambΓ©)