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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
Mark Twain
Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently, and for the same reason.
Eça de Queirós
Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons.
Mark Twain
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Eça de Queirós
Politicians are like dirty diapers, which are recycled for a lack of honest politicians
Omar Farhad (Honor and Polygamy)
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
Eric Grzymkowski (The Quotable A**hole: More than 1,200 Bitter Barbs, Cutting Comments, and Caustic Comebacks for Aspiring and Armchair A**holes Alike)
Politicians should be changed regularly, like diapers, and for the same reason.
Richard Davies
What do diapers and politicians have in common? A: They both need changing regularly—for exactly the same reason.
Various (Best Jokes 2014)
Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently and all for the same reason. José Maria de Eça de Queiroz
Doug Dandridge (Exodus: Empires at War #1 (Exodus: Empires at War #1))
Q: What do diapers and politicians have in common? A: They both need changing regularly—for exactly the same reason.
Various (Best Jokes 2014)
In Gethsemane, Jesus experienced the pains of a person dying of cancer. He experienced what it is like to be a queer kid who is constantly bullied. He experienced the birthing pains of every mother who ever lived or would live. He experienced the embarrassment of a gay boy having an erection at the sight of his school crush in the locker room. He experienced conversion therapy. He experienced rejection. He experienced the brutal physical and psychological attacks that trans women endure. He experienced the acid poured on a woman’s face for her defiance to the patriarchs. He experienced the fear, grief, and sorrow of every parent who has buried their child. He experienced sex slavery. He experienced his first period. He experienced menstruation, not simply from a vagina but from every pore of his body. He experienced rape. He experienced catcalls. He experienced hunger. He experienced disease. He experienced an ectopic pregnancy. He experienced an abortion. He experienced a miscarriage and stillbirth. He experienced the Holocaust. He experienced war – both the killing and being killed. He experienced internment camps. He experienced depression, anxiety, and suicide. He experienced sleeping on the street with the homeless. He experienced the slave master’s whip on his back and the noose around his neck. He knew the fear of every black mother who kissed her son before he left the house, praying he would return home safely. He experienced the effects of unrighteous dominion, corrupt politicians, and all manner of injustice. He experienced the migrant mother with no food or diapers for her baby as she desperately walked north in search of a better life. He experienced having his child taken away from him at the border due to “legal complications.” He experienced it all – every death, every cut, every tear, every pain, every sorrow, every bit of suffering imaginable and beyond imagination. He experienced an onslaught of suffering, which was so great that it took a god to bear it. He experienced death and came through the other side to show us the way.
Blaire Ostler (Queer Mormon Theology: An Introduction)
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason." ~ Mark Twain
Mark Twain
I know women are the only ones who can give birth, but once the baby’s born, why the hell should our roles be so different? Breastfeeding, I get, but what about everything else? Don’t tell me you need more time to figure out how to be a dad. Like, what have you been doing for the last nine months? Don’t just sit there and watch. This isn’t a field trip! You say you’ve got work, but what about me? I’ve got work, too! Well, I did. I know it paid nothing compared to what you make …. Anyway, isn’t that what paternity leave is for? I’m not saying take it right now, but did it occur to you that maybe I could work and you could stay at home? Did it even occur to you? Why should I act so grateful just because you changed your daughter’s diaper one time? Has it ever crossed your mind that maybe I’m worn out? Maybe it has, but, what, you think that’s just part of being a mom? Do you think he knows how it feels, Sheeba? Do you think he gets it? Even though he’s maybe eight inches away, blissfully asleep, he’s more of a stranger than some random politician I’ve never met or some stray dog somewhere in Brazil. I feel more alone with him than I do when I’m on my own.
Emi Yagi (Diary of a Void)
politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
Chip Jacobs (Arroyo: A Novel)
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Jason Chechik