Pixels Funny Quotes

Working is relaxing?” Elijah said, scrunching up his face. “You know what I think is relaxing?”  “What?” “Relaxing.” Mom rolled her eyes. “Funny.

I’ve also heard people say that we’re always staring at you. And I even heard people say that if you stare at us, we’ll melt your face off. Now, that’s not true. We just stare because we’re just really impressed at how perfectly square your head is in Minecraft. And about melting your face off. . .  Well, that only happens if you look at us funny. Now, it is true that we can teleport. But we can’t teleport to the moon or anything like that. The most we can teleport is only a few feet. Mostly, we just use it for really important stuff.

That was just so funny!

It looks like snot,” Kate said, her nose squished up. “Funny you say that,” Jack said, putting the slimeball in his inventory. “Baby pandas can sneeze them out.” “Oh that’s so cute!” Kate said.

Dad cocked his eyebrow at Rara. “You know, I used to be impatient like that. But now I just don’t have the time.”  Everyone in the room looked at him and Mom sighed. “Dear? Was that supposed to be funny?”  Dad shrugged trying—and failing—to hide a smile. “I don’t know what you’re talking about. I was just explaining that it’s okay to take your time with things. After all, eating can be really time consuming. Especially if you’re eating a clock.”  Rara and Jack chuckled a little at that. Mom rolled her eyes.  “Especially if you go for seconds,” Dad continued. This time even Mom and Kate laughed.  Dad was encouraged by their laughing. “You know, I once tried to make a belt out of clocks. But it was a real waist of time.”  There was a round of chuckles and he continued. “I once saw a clock win a spelling contest. It was really clockwise.”  That one caused a groan, but Dad wasn’t going to let up yet. “You know, when a clock tells another clock some gossip, it’s second-hand information.”  “Okay, let’s go,” Mom broke in, looking right at Dad. “We don’t have all day, and your jokes are starting to tick me off.

Uh, who’s dere?” came a deep voice from inside. “Woo,” Jack said. Kate scowled at him, then rolled her eyes. “Whatever, I give up.” “Woo?” asked the voice. “Woo who?” “I’m glad you’re excited, but could you answer some questions for me?” Jack replied with a chuckle. His face lit up when the voice on the other side of the door laughed. “Dat was funny! Do it again!” the villager inside the house said.

Who’s there?” a voice boomed from behind the door. Jack grinned wildly. “Cowsays.” Kate looked at him, her eyes wide. “What are you doing?” she said, barely a whisper. Jack smiled. “I couldn’t help it!” Kate buried her face in her hands. “It’s a disease... Dad jokes are a disease and you caught it.” “Cowsays who?” came the voice from the door. “No!” Jack shouted. “A cow says Mooooo!” Jack fell into a fit of laughter. “They’re going to poof us and we deserve it,” Kate said. There was silence from the other side of the door for a long moment, then a voice spoke. “Was that supposed to be some kind of joke?” Jack hadn’t stopped laughing. “Obviously!” More silence. Kate sighed. “Here come the arrows. You’ve doomed us.” “It wasn’t very funny,” said the voice from behind the door.

The door creaked open a tiny bit to reveal a nitwit villager peeking through. Kate’s hopes soared when she thought they might actually get to talk to someone. They crashed down when the door slammed shut. “Hmph. Like funny stuff,” the nitwit said. “Hey buddy, what’s your name?” Jack asked through the door again. “You tell me joke, I tell you name.” Jack smirked, looking at Kate, who looked utterly defeated. He lifted his hand and knocked twice. “Who’s dere?” “Spell.” “Spell who?” Jack snorted. “W.H.O.” The nitwit paused for a long moment, then suddenly laughed. “Oh dat good one! So smart! My name Fred.

Safe good. Funny better.” Kate sighed and gestured to Jack, who reached up and knocked twice on the door. “Who’s dere?” Fred asked. “Icy,” Jack said, but the tone of his voice had lost the joking, happy manner of before. “Icy who?” Fred asked, seeming to not notice Jack’s sad tone. “Icy you looking at me,” Jack delivered the line in a flat voice. It didn’t stop Fred from laughing. “Thanks Fred, we’re gonna go find that monster now.