Pixel Drink Quotes

He pulled on the lever and the gate opened, making a huge squealing sound.   It was a simmering hot day in Springfield. The sun pounded on Steve's helmet for a while until his head was pounding from the heat. He had been traveling for three hours now, he hasn't had a drink of water for a while now, so he decided to look for the nearest pond to get a drink of fresh water. He took out his map and pinpointed the exact location of a small pond. He made sure to tie the horse to the tree with a special knot he had learned in survival training. He jumped off, walked to the pond, and took out his cup. He drank water until his belly was full, then he decided he was going to sit down for a second and stretch his legs.   There was rustling in the bushes behind him. He unholstered his bow-gun, loaded the arrows, and turned around to see who it was. He couldn't see anything from where he was sitting, so he stood up and walked toward the sound. He looked behind the bushes but there was nothing. Then he heard rustling behind him. "Hold it right there," said a raspy voice behind him . Steve froze in place and slowly turned around. It was a villager holding an iron-sword. "Now, drop your weapon," Steve dropped his weapon. "Now kick the weapon over to me," Steve pushed the weapon toward the villager. He picked it up and unloaded the arrows from the chamber. "Now walk!" The villager poked Steve on the side and pointed toward a small cabin not far from there.   Villager:

Villager: "What are you doing here on my property?" Steve: "I just stopped by to take a drink from the pond." Villager: "This is my property, can't just come here without permission." Steve: "I apologize, I wasn't aware that it was private property, if you let me go, I'll be on my way." Villager: "That's some fancy armor you're wearing there." Steve: "Yeah, it was given to me by the king." Villager: "You must be someone important." Steve: "Not really, I was just hired for my combat skills." Villager: "Sorry about my hostility, I thought you were one of those raiders. They have been coming here for years and taking my stuff. I'm getting pretty tired of having my stuff stolen." Steve: "I'm sorry to hear that. If you want, I'll come back after my mission is finished to scare those raiders away for good." Villager: "That would be great, but I can't pay you, I don't have much money." Steve: "Don't worry, I'm not going to charge you." Villager: "Great! My name is Theo, by the way." Steve: "I'm Steve. Well, if you'll excuse me, I have to go, I have a long trip ahead of me. Villager: "Sure, go right ahead." Steve: "Alright, I'll come visit you on my way back."            

Once there was a goat from a mountain, who tried to drink from a fountain, but the owner said, 'Is your head made of lead?!' And sent the goat back to his mountain. And the goat died.

Ellie blinked at him. “Wow . . . that’s—” “It’s the law of the jungle,” Ridge said, cutting her off. Scorch laughed so hard she sprayed the water she was drinking out of her nose, which gave Ridge a self-satisfied grin.

Scorch laughed so hard she sprayed the water she was drinking out of her nose, which gave Ridge a self-satisfied grin.