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She holds up a finger for each teacher as she says, "Your pilates professor has an Only Fans account, which is against school policy. Your economics professor has a mistress, as does your Human Physiology professor. Your Russian professor employs undocumented workers, some of whom live at his house. Your criminology professor enjoys the company of female students a little too much, and your International Relations professor is a high functioning alcoholic. That water bottle isn't full of water.
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