Phoenix Wright Quotes

Just give me a second. Attempting to give a fuck...Attempting harder to give a fuck...Sorry, there was an error; fuck not given.

Wouldn’t you like to slip into something more comfortable though? Perhaps a coma?

Love is giving someone the power to completely destroy you, and hoping that they won’t

She's one of those people who are like Slinkies." "Slinkies?" "Yeah. Basically useless, but they make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

Oh no, honey, I'm an angel, I swear. The horns are only there to hold up the halo.

Hey, I have a suggestion, why not put a condom over your head – if you’re going to act like a complete dick then it makes sense to dress like one.

Taryn, are you even listening to me? “I pretended to, so let that be enough

Taryn,” he drawled in an impatient tone, “I am your mate –” And I’m stubborn, if you want absolute obedience, get a Labrador.

Erections don’t equal personal growth, Trey

I don’t mind if you want to start ranting just as long as you understand I’ll be ignoring every word

If I want your opinion, I’ll kick it out of you, okay?

Grace gave her a gentle smile. "You know what the answer is, don't you? Chocolate. It's always the answer, no matter the question.

Cock-sucking son of a goddamn dick-faced bitch!

I'm not tired. I'm just checking my eyelids for holes. It could take a while

She’s my mate. She’s mine. No one keeps her from me. No one insults her. And no one – and I mean no one – talks to her the way you just did, understand me?

I’ll spank your ass so damn hard there’ll be a permanent handprint right there.” She gave him a cheeky smile. “As long as you understand there’ll be a matching one on your face.

You’re all there is for me, Taryn. I’m broken baby. You know that. Before you… it was like those bits of me were just scattered all over the place. I’ve never felt whole. Not until you. You hold those pieces together. It’s not an exaggeration when I say you hold my sanity in your hands. Without you, I’d fall apart.

Grace’s gaze skimmed over her, taking in the various marks of possession that decorated her flesh. “Well, short of having ‘Property of Trey Coleman’ tattooed on your forehead, he couldn’t have made it any clearer that he considered you his, could he?

You know, I used to think you were snarling at me, but now I see that...it’s actually just your face.

You just don’t get it, do you? You have no idea how important you are to me. I need you to be okay, Taryn. I can’t be without you, you have to be here and okay or I would be able to fucking function.

Name.” It was a demand this time, not a question... “Fuck you.” “Good name. I like it. Easy to remember. Mind if I call you Fuck for short?

Greta: At one point, you practically stalked poor Dante. Jamie: Stalked? No, I just watched him. At night. From behind a bush. Using night-vision googles.

There’s no way a woman could possibly resist your charm” Dominic smiled. “Or my dick. Don’t worry, I won’t get it out. I don’t want you all to get intimidated. and in the interest of health and safety, I think it’s better that he’s not unleashed.

Look guys, you might want to think twice before doing this. I’m not an easy target. And I’ve seen CSI. I know how to get rid of the bodies and everything.

He’d sort of expected the silent treatment. Maybe she wasn’t pissed after all. “Hey, baby, where are you?” “Why the fuck do you care?” No, she was definitely pissed.

Is there no way you could just pull your bottom lip over your head and swallow?

she was a sarcastic bitch and when she was pissed off the sarcasm took on a life of it's own.

She ... is everything to me. Everything. Healthy or traumatized, she’s all I want, and she’s mine.

You. Are. Mine. That’s it, that’s all there is to it.

Give me a number between one and twenty.” Unable to see where this was going, she shrugged. “Eleven.” “You lose. Now strip off your clothes.

Trey cocked one brow at her. “Do I not get a say in this?” “She patted his arm. “Of course you do. Just note that if your opinion is different from mine, it will be disregarded.

She sure didn’t remember getting there. Of course, it was worth noting that she suffered from NRS syndrome (Never Remembers Shit), but this was different.

You know, Brodie, you’re like an STD: no one wants you, everybody hates you, and you’re a reminder of the devastating consequences of not using protection during sex.

she had received a text message from him: I had the urge to text somebody who’s smart, hot, and sweet…but sending messages to myself is just pathetic, so hi.

Giving him a slight wave, she turned and strolled away. "Jaime?" he called after her. "Jaime, don't ignore me!" Without breaking stride, she glanced at him over her shoulder. "It's not that I'm ignoring you. I've just lost interest in the conversation.

I've got a better idea. I'll stay here and you can sit on my face while I eat my way to your heart.

Lines are for people who are sad and pathetic. Let’s just fuck.

Taryn held up her index finger. “Just give me a second. Attempting to give a fuck…Attempting harder to give a fuck…Sorry, there was an error. Fuck not given.

Dante doesn't go easy. It’s tough.” “And I can’t do it because, what? Because I’m a female? I’ll have you know that there are plenty of things women can do that men can’t.” Tao snickered. “Like what?” “Well, bend over in prison, for one. Multitask, ask for directions, belly flop with dignity, bleed for five days every month yet not die—” “Have multiple orgasms,” offered Dominic.

Hmm. I really hope I don’t sound condescending—that means talking down to someone—but, you know, you really shouldn’t believe everything you think.

Taryn marvelled at how all the males could walk at such a leisurely pace yet look extremely menacing at the same time. Each of them suddenly seemed two inches taller than what they truly were and had the most sinister look. Trey… well that was another matter altogether. Scarp hostile and sinister, the guy looked like he needed a rabies shot.

Shaya’s chasing Nick with her shotgun—and I’m not even kidding. I believe the last words she said to him before we left were, ‘Run, Alpha-boy.

You told me you don’t do relationships.” “I don’t. It only ends up a mess when true mates come along” ... “Then why? Why ask for more.” A slight pause. “Because you matter.

No, I’m done! I’m tired, I’m sweaty, I’m in agony, and why do I feel like I need to shit?” “It’s totally natural to feel that way,” said Grace in a placatory, calming voice. “Some women even have one during labor.” “What?” The word dripped with horror. “Women can shit when they’re in labor? Tell me that won’t happen to me! Don’t you let me shit, Grace!

Wanna go to bed and play doctors?” Chuckling, she punched his arm. “No, I don’t.” “Sorry, that was immature. How about playing gynecologists?” Again, she chuckled. “I would, but lunch is calling my name loud and clear.” “Baby, I’ll call your name as loud and clear as you want.

Jamie: Maybe you could stop being a neat freak and ease off with barking orders at me. Dante: I resent the neat-freak statement. And I do not bark. Jamie: Sure you don't, Popeye. Dante: And it wouldn't kill you to use the shoe rack. I mean, it's right by the door. Jamie: Stop putting my CD's in chronological order, and I'll work on the shoe rock thing. Dante: How about alphabetical order? Jamie: How about you go to therapy?

You’re not a bad person,” she told him, knowing where his thoughts had taken him. “I’m not saying you’re perfect. You’re cocky and a know-it-all and you’re addicted to working. But you’ve got a nice big dick and great bedroom skills, so I’m willing to overlook all that.

I think I've had a shit, Shaya." The poor woman sounded distressed and mortified. "Have I, Grace? Don't lie to me." "No, you haven't." "I have, you're lying. Is she lying, Lydia?" "No," Lydia quickly said, "you haven't, I promise.

I guess all I can do is ignore her. If that fails, I have rat poison and a shovel.

You’re important to me … I don’t like being away from you. And sometimes…you make me want to smile.

To be loved, adored, and worshipped like that by the person you loved in turn had to be the most amazing thing in the world.

He snorted. “You’re patient?” At her growl, he quickly said, in a tone of total agreement, “You’re patient.

Hey, I have a suggestion, why not put a condom over your head—if you’re going to act like a complete dick then it makes sense to dress like one.

I’m thinking that I’d like to fuck that mouth of yours.” “Sorry. I was raised to never put small objects in my mouth or I might choke.” Cockeye

I’ll get you back for this, bitch,” the male cupping his balls managed to grit out. She gave him a patronising smile. “I know this must be painful for your ego. Try not to think of it as being defeated. Just think of it as being beat up by a girl.

He dropped his forehead to hers. “I know I’m a little fucked up. Don’t give up on me baby. I’m not saying that things will suddenly be perfect. I’m a guy, and guys can be stupid. I admit I need the room to mess up a little. I can’t promise I won’t piss you off again, but I can promise you that I’ll never deliberately hurt you. Nothing is more important to me than you. Nothing.

Everything ok here ?" Ryan grunted urging her with a hand on her lower back. "He thinks you should mind your own business,"Makenna told the Beta,translating the grunt. Dominic cocked his head."You understand his grunts?" She lifted her chin."I thought it was crystal clear." Dominic turned to Ryan."Marry her." Ryan grunted again before heading for the door. "What did he say?"Dominic asked her. "Fuck off,"she translated.

She had long ago concluded that it was impossible to find guys who were considerate and sensitive as well as hot. Well, impossible to find some that didn’t already have boyfriends of their own anyway.

Um, Roni, could you please tell me why there’s an unconscious female in the trunk of your car?” Rubbing at his nape, Eli frowned down at the blonde. “When you said, ‘Come see what I’ve got,’ I thought you meant new sneakers or something.

I’m not who fate gave you.” “You think I give a fuck about fate? I make my own decisions. I choose my own path. I choose you.

Know this, too: if you ever get an idea like that again, I'll know, baby, and I'll spank your ass so damn hard there'll be a permanent handprint right there." "She gave him a cheeky smile. "As long as you understand there'll be a matching one on your face.

Where’s Ryan?” “Jaime’s come in his place,” explained Dante. “She insisted on coming here to, and I quote, ‘smack the shit out of the bitch who tried to drug Roni.’ As you can tell, my mate’s painfully shy and has trouble expressing herself.

You should have called me immediately.” “No, she should have called me straight away. “I’m her Alpha, and her brother.” Marcus glanced at Nick curiously. “You say that like you’re more important than me. I’m confused.

Please don’t stop,” said Dominic. “Watching you two interact is seriously fascinating. “When Ryan grunted, Dominic asked Makenna, “What did he say?” “He called you an asshole.” Dominic feigned hurt. “Dude, that was mean.

And I’m stubborn, if you want absolute obedience, get a Labrador.

Dante: Want me to get your name inked on me? How about on my arm? Jamie: No. That's boring. Dante: How about over my heart then? Jamie: No. That's corny. Dante: Is not. Jamie: Is too. Dante: We'll discuss it later.

I’ve met guys like you before. They talk the talk but, well…talking doesn’t exactly get people to orgasm, does it?

I know that it’s important to thank those who help with research, so thank you very much to Google. I couldn’t have done it without you.

all I ask is that if at any point it seems like I care please tell me because I really don’t want you getting the wrong impression.

So, are you into casual sex or should I dress up?

I’d ask how you’re doing and if you’ve been busy today, but these new binoculars work great—a “must-have” for all intense investigators.

It’s a guy thing, sweetie. Don’t even try to understand it, you’ll just hurt your head.

I came to take you out to lunch.” And interrogate the hell out of you, he wisely didn’t add.

Roni frowned as Kye suddenly started spinning in a circle. "What's he doing?" Markus sighed. "He farts and then looks for it.

Do I get extra points if I fake giving a shit?” Growling,

Why are you looking so down, Mila? Let me guess – it hurt when you fell from heaven, right?” “No. But hauling my ass out of hell was a bastard of a climb.

Actually, Marcus wasn’t sure that what Rhett was doing could be described as dancing—he looked like he needed medical attention, which was most likely why all the enforcers stood to the side, watching in a kind of horrified fascination.

Can we leave now?” She laughed. Yeah, she probably shouldn’t have found it amusing that her mate was in hell surrounded by people … “Let me finish my cake and coffee.” … “Wrap up the cake with a napkin and bring it with you.” Grinning at the impatience in his voice, Shaya said, “No, I want to eat it now.” “But… people keep smiling at me.” “So smile back.” “I don’t want to.

Glory’s like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter, and yet she still comes back.

I don’t need words, I just need you to come back.” - Taryn

Jamie turned to Shaya. “Ever played that game, ‘hit Granny with the polo mallet?

Clearly the fuck-up fairy had made an appearance.

It both astonishes and irritates me that you think your opinion matters.

she could just be her usual ray of sarcastic fucking sunshine and tell anyone who pushed her to go eat shit.

He turned his glare on Roni. “I’m now known on a global scale as a gay, submissive, kinky, mated male recovering from an STD!” Roni tilted her head. “If you’re looking for remorse, you can find it in the dictionary somewhere between rectum and runt.

Somehow suppressing her wolf, who was eager to slice open Marley’s stomach, Jaime simply gave her an unpleasant smile. “You know, I watched an old episode of Friends yesterday. It was so damn funny it could have made your boobs fall off…Oh, you saw it.

Allowing Marcus to lead her back to the Toyota, she glanced over her shoulder at Kerrie. “You—if you come near us again, I’ll make you choke on your own ovaries. And I’ll enjoy it. What’s more, I’ll make you enjoy it. Just sayin’.

Tao sidled up to Ryan as they approached the buffet. “Quick question,” the Head Enforcer asked quietly. “What would happen if I asked Makenna out?” With a calm he didn’t feel, Ryan said, “I’d rip out your throat before the last word escaped your mouth.” Tao nodded. “Thought so.

She said, “Look me right in the eye, and tell me you don’t love me, and I’ll go.” He stared at her. “Miss, I do not love you.” “Don’t give me that rot! I’m coming with you, and that’s final!” “Daphne, you just said that if I said…” “That doesn’t count! I said look me right in the eye! You were staring at my nose!

I love you, Taryn," sobbed Greta. "I really do. I should have told you that before." A loud voice overrode the recording. "That is not me." "Greta, it's a video," said Taryn. "We can all see you on it, clear as day." "It's not me," Greta insisted. "Woman, we know what you look like.

She gripped his hand. “Stay with me.” He kissed her softly, amazed that such a simple contact could soothe him. “You couldn’t get rid of me even if you wanted to.” They both knew that he was talking about more than tonight.

I like knowing you’re safe.” “And yet you haven’t thrown out your inherently evil grandmother.” Chuckling, he shaped her waist with his hands. “I know she’s being a little difficult right now, but she’s one of those people who grow on you.” “No, she’s one of those people who are like Slinkys.” “Slinkys?” “Yeah. Basically useless, but they make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

Why do you hate me?” griped Marcus. Roni barely resisted the urge to whack her mate over the head. “I just want a little taste.” “So get your own.” “You took the last slice.” “There are other cakes.” “But I don’t like them. I like chocolate cake.” When he just stared at her wearing a sulky expression, she sighed. “Let me put this another way. Do you enjoy sex?” “Yes.” “Then you’ll share with me, and you’ll like it.

As far as I’m concerned, you’re mine. I marked you and I staked a claim on you, and I wouldn’t do either of those things lightly. If you do come across your mate and recognise him, you’d better hope to God for his sake that he’s stronger than me sweetheart, or he’s dead. I’ll kill him before I let him take you.

Cam scratched his nape. “You know what I don’t get? How women can spend the majority of their lives in shopping malls but still say they have nothing to wear.” Lydia snorted. “You know what I don’t get? How men can spend the majority of their lives playing sports where they’re being trampled on and listening to noisy mobs, yet they’re put off by shopping, when it’s no different.” Both males tilted their heads, conceding that.

You’re my mate. I’m naturally going to want to know everything about you.” He shrugged; it was simple. “That includes your address, where you work, and your cell number—just thought you should know so you won’t be surprised if a text message from me arrives.” She gaped, both offended and shocked. “You can’t just pry into people’s lives like that and find out all their personal details. And how did you find them out anyway?” He shrugged again. “I have contacts in the right places.” “So, what, you’re a stalker now?” “I prefer the term ‘intense investigator.

Hearing you say his name makes me want to bite you.” To mark her, remind her that she didn’t belong to Dominic, she belonged to him. “I think you’d like that.” Blushing and stifling her smile, she snapped, “Fuck you.” “What, you mean right now? In front of all these people? I guess I could.

Your brother’s going to tell you that I’m not good for you.” Taken aback by the comment, she blinked him. He discreetly nodded toward Nick. If that scowl was anything to go by…”Yep.” “He thinks I’m a slut.” “Yep.” “He’s going to confront me about it at some point, order me to stay away from you.” “Yep.” “But I won’t.” Marcus held her gaze, not wanting her to miss the determination in his eyes. “Just thought you should know.

Seeing that his smile had grown to epic proportions, she asked “What?” “You just smiled.” “I did not.” “I saw it.” “You were hallucinating.” He shook his head, chuckling. “Nope, I saw you smile. I saw those pretty little dimples.” “I do not have dimples, Fuller!” She had to resist the urge to immaturely stomp her foot. “Here comes the schoolteacher tone again. Will I have to stay behind after class? I’ll do whatever it takes to get an A.

What are the funniest famous last words you've ever heard?" Lost, Ryan just stared at her. Why did her brain constantly spit out nonsensical questions? "Fine be boring." She turned to Jaime, who was sprawled on the neighboring blanked, and repeated the question. "Lightning never hits the same spot twice," said Jaime. Everyone laughted. "You know any"" she asked her mate. "Pull the pin out and count to what?" said Dante. Dominic plopped himself on the ground next to Zac. "I got one: Hold my beer while I do this." Taryn raised her hand. "Hey, what does this button do?" "This doesn't taste right," said Marcus. Bracken, a Mercury Pack enforcer spoke. "It's just a flesh wound." Ally offered, "No dummy, that's a dolphin fin." "What's that red dot on your forehead?" said McKenna. Amused in spite of himself - it was after all, a completely pointless conversation - Ryan kissed her temple.