Philip J Fry Quotes

It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus; All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?

You know what the worst thing about being a slave is? They make you work all day but they don't pay you or let you go.

You know what else sucks about being a slave? The hours.

You know what else stinks about being a slave? The hours.

Existing is basically all I do.

I can't wait until I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff.