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my cat is always looking at me like i am forgetting something crucial and he depends on it

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I listen to it ring as I back out and start driving toward the nearest Panda Express. Cheap Chinese food--is there a better lunch?

i want to pull very long, multi-colored strings out of my brain and place them next to a bowl of doritos at a party

argued for an hour on the telephone. now looking at pictures of carbs

If someone asks me where I bought something I’m wearing, I will usually say I don’t remember.

i want to interrupt a game of magic the gathering by busting through a wall on a motorcycle

most psychologists/philosophers we've learned about have experienced severe depressions, attempted suicide, were considered 'freaks' or 'insane' by their peers, locked themselves in their rooms, felt socially isolated, were either celibate or extremely promiscuous, and rarely found 'love

For about four years, I’ve been telling people I hate sour cream. One time I sent back nachos because they had sour cream on them. I started saying this because a friend I admire hates sour cream. I told him I hated it too so we could have a funny thing in common.

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sometimes my laugh in front of others becomes unnaturally loud, like something in my brain tripped over a volume cord

i wish you could take a 'plan b' pill for after you eat a lot of organic cheese puffs and your stomach hurts and you don't want to be fat tomorrow

shrimp and green peppers are shriveling in my refrigerator

when i go outside i try to mentally will the world to 'missed connect' me. i make subtle eye contact with people and think 'you need to craigslist me, you need to craigslist me, you need to craigslist me' at them very hard

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To understand a man's mind, listen to his words.

when i think 'dave eggers' in my head it's in the same tone of voice jerry seinfeld uses to say 'hello newman' at work i wanted to start saying 'newman' every time something went wrong but i always forgot to do it

i think people asked me to do things both tonight and last night but i was like 'i have plans...' i feel like i see people constantly but i also feel something like extreme loneliness at the same time people seem to like me, they tell me i'm funny and act disappointed when i don't attend events

[...]or at work when i half-jokingly overshare thoughts about loneliness then laugh to show everyone 'it's okay, really, look how well-adjusted i can be, and still laugh

a world where i only have to touch people if we're romantically involved is ideal for me. it would be nice to never have to coordinate a hand-shake or fist-bump or 'hello/goodbye' hug ever again

The tiredness induced by a long walk expresses itself first in a trancelike state, where insidious, aggressive thoughts bubble up without your realizing it, then in mild hallucinations, before ending in euphoric confusion. The hypochondriacal obsession. Once all protection is secured, it is from the inside that the body is overexposed to all assaults and disruptions. Against the disorders that ensue there is only the character armour, which does not even allow the signals from the body to show through. Wariness of one's nearest and dearest, as though they were potential witnesses for the prosecution in your existence, evidence of guilt in a trial that is permanently suspended. The panda that is having trouble reproducing: they show him porn films to rouse his libido.

This logic seems to have a Panda Express kind of simplicity to it—the hollow smell of an exoticized half-truth.

what is 'being in love,' are the feelings present when I feel like i am 'in love' of the same quality and quantity that other people feel when they feel like they are 'in love?' if I was never told there was some thing I needed called 'love' would i feel like i need to have it?

The town they entered differed little from any other he had been in lately. The ubiquitous Perkins, Applebees, Buffalo Wild Wings, Qdoba, and Panda Express were situated around the central hub that was Walmart, like appendages of some spider or octopus. Like some metastasizing tumor that threatened to overwhelm the town.

Speak to express, Not to impress, Exert your right to speak freely without worrying about what anyone in the world will think about it. No-one really cares.

On the contrary, parasitic wasps were so repugnant to the soul that they had become a classic argument against creationism: "I cannot persuade myself," wrote Darwin in 1860, "that a beneficient and omnipotent God could have designedly created the Ichneumonidae with the express intention of their feeding within the living bodies of Caterpillars." Nobody ever made remarks like that about pandas. Nobody ever said to Chiu Chiu, 'You prove there is no God who loves us.

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