Oxygen Thief Book Quotes

Women love money so much only because we men make it hard for them to get at it. They have to massage us and our egos to get it. Otherwise they wouldn’t even bother with us. Except maybe for the occasional fuck.

As the man with the lisp said on hearing about the fate of the Titanic, “Unthinkable.

I liked hurting girls. Mentally, not physically, I never hit a girl in my life.

I acknowledged that as a kid I had drawn a map that accurately reflected the world around me, and though it had been a very useful navigation tool at that time, thirty years later I was still using it and wondering why I was bumping into things that according to the map shouldn’t be there.