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You don't understand. When I was seven, Mum bought me a rabbit, Mister Fluffy. For two weeks, Dad paid more attention to that rabbit than he did me. He paid more attention to that rabbit than he did to me. He played with it, he took it on walks, he practically tucked it in at night. And that was a rabbit. Imagine what he's going to be like with a baby."
“But after those two weeks, once the novelty wore off, he was back to normal, wasn’t he?”
“ I don’t think it was because the novelty wore off. I think it was because he stood on Mister Fluffy.”
“Pardon?”
“He stepped on it. Squished it. Squashed it. Killed it. Cut it down in its prime. It kicked the bucket, turned up its toes, shuffled off this mortal coil. It was… an ex-ribbit.”
“ He’s a dangerous man, your father.”
“ The baby better learn to dodge.
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