Noob Quotes

Akhlys lunged at Percy, and for a split second he thought: Well, hey, I’m just smoke. She can’t touch me, right? He imagined the Fates up in Olympus, laughing at his wishful thinking: LOL, NOOB!

He imagined the Fates up in Olympus, laughing at his wishful thinking: LOL, NOOB!

The assumption of no God cannot be proven by science.

You stupid noob

The United States is baiting China and Russia, and the final nail in the coffin will be Iran, which is, of course, the main target of Israel. We have allowed China to increase their military strength and Russia to recover from Sovietization, to give them a false sense of bravado, this will create an all together faster demise for them. We’re like the sharp shooter daring the noob to pick up the gun, and when they try, it’s bang bang. The coming war will be so severe that only one superpower can win, and that’s us folks. This is why the EU is in such a hurry to form a complete superstate because they know what is coming, and to survive, Europe will have to be one whole cohesive state. Their urgency tells me that they know full well that the big showdown is upon us. O how I have dreamed of this delightful moment.

Not on my watch,” said Captain Arceus. “Fire at will!” Then Will yelled, “What?! Why?! What did I do?!

I'm with you, bro! For the noobs of Aetheria!

99 villager noobs in da town!! 99 villager noobs!! Smash one down!! Into da ground!! 98 villager noobs in da town!! 98 villager noobs in da town!! 98 villager noobs . . .

LOL, NOOB!

AKHLYS LUNGED AT PERCY, and for a split second he thought: Well, hey, I’m just smoke. She can’t touch me, right? He imagined the Fates up in Olympus, laughing at his wishful thinking: LOL, NOOB!

AKHLYS LUNGED AT PERCY, and for a split second he thought: Well, hey, I’m just smoke. She can’t touch me, right? He imagined the Fates up in Olympus, laughing at his wishful thinking: LOL, NOOB! The

The assumption of no God cannot be proven by science." - Scientific Faith "Under the Thelián Sky: Beyond the Great Unknown" (c) 2012

Er, no-no, something cool happened on the way back here.” “Really? What?” “I… I, uh… I walked into a tree.

Shreeeeeeek!

had to go poo like every 20 minutes.

Uh, no. I got two left feet.

ranger.

Soon, we became more than friends.

tier 3 class

I turned around and saw her. “I mean, Alex’s food choices have been so delicious and healthy… I love it…” I said dully. “Whatever, Steve,” she said.

No matter how good a book is, it will lead to negativity when being read by evil people. No matter how evil a book is, it will lead to positivity when being read by good people.

I think he’s mad at me…” “Aw, it’s okay. He’s still hot, just let him cool down a little.” “Unfortunately, I don’t think it’s possible to cool down in this giant oven.

I go boom-boom! You go doom-doom!” he said menacingly.

Then I started moaning and groaning

Every time I get a review, good or bad, it just fills me with motivation to keep on writing.

this creature?” Elias went on, in

said

DDarkOne23,

It turned out I got food poisoning from consuming raw chicken. I had to go poo like every 20 minutes. Oh, my goodness, it was a terrible ordeal.

riot by breaking into the armory,

Right when I started thinking that was when the tide turned, and for the worse.

vegan

Also, I ask that you get at least a minimum of eight hours of sleep each night.

But I don’t have any diamonds. Um, would you take some slime balls instead?

They made baked potatoes,

Emily

Hey, everyone!

Cindy ran to me and got down on her knees and hugged me.

I had mistaken a brown sheep for Devlin.

Lucky bit on to Bob’s robe and dragged him onward. “Ah! Your pet is trying to run me to death.

Lucky woke me up the next morning with his super wet tongue. “Bleh! Wolf morning breath!

Also, they don’t drop anything useful. All I get are these slime balls. I mean, what can you do with these? They are so useless that I might as well toss them.

BONES!

HaoHao444,

his infused axes at a skeleton.

He fired off a special arrow and penetrated a pillager rider,

That’s kind of a tight squeeze,

First things first,” said Archery Captain Arceus.

Dante rolled his eyes.

It’s fine, I’ll take my lunch break now,” replied the pig handler.

It tastes even more delicious. Come on, let’s get in line,” said Dante.

I… I think I have a new crush,” whispered Pierce. “Me, too…” whispered back Arthur. “Oh, wait, dibs!

Don’t worry, we got it,” Cole replied. “Come on, have I ever let you down before?” With a blank expression, I looked straight into Cole’s eyes. “Hm, don’t answer that,” he said.

Huh? Where am I?

Yes, you must be very careful around thieves. They have the swiftest of hands. They can steal your underwear right off you and you wouldn't even know it." I gasped. "Those jerks!

I slammed my weapon at her. She narrowly escaped it, but the tremors were now stronger, too. Maili wobbled a bit. I laughed. “What’s wrong, wobbly?” “Shut up, fool!

y’all.

See? Shiny emerald! Real!" Well, the blacksmith thought I was a total noob. One emerald for two iron ingots is a really good deal for the person getting the emerald.

Dude, Minecraft doesn't HAVE glow-in-the-dark-mushrooms. Those are REDSTONE ORE VEINS, noob!!

Dave, it's okay to admit that you're a noob," said Carl. "A lot of noobs go on to live happy and fulfilling lives." "Shut up, Carl," said Dave.

I’m gonna head back to the battlefield. Take good care of him, please.” “I will.” With that said, I ran back to my squad. “What’s going on?” I asked Rodriquez as I arrived. “Jake and Isaac are going at it,” the knight replied. In the distance, all I saw were orange blurs jumping and zigzagging everywhere around the elder dragon. “They’re doing it. It’s working.

Some day, the mayor's gonna be saying something like: "You? A noob? Did I really say something so foolish? No, I always knew you were going to be the best, Sir Runt! Please forgive me, sir! Let me polish your sword for you!

To my surprise, his head flew right off! It was as if his head was made of cardboard. Everyone screamed! Holy Moly! I guess I don’t know my own strength. I had accidentally killed the village chief. After that, everyone just ran away from me.

Yeah, and check out her butt. It’s, like, ginormous,” said Obsidian. I chuckled. “Wow, you’re right! She does have a big butt!” “Would you two stop checking out the spider’s butt and start focusing on our current situation instead?” said Alex sternly.

The heat from the lava was sweltering, and the air was hot and humid. Flames rose from the ground, as if the whole place was a giant BBQ pit. It was so difficult to breathe. I gasped for air, for normal air. As I stood there and looked around, sweat dripped continuously from my brow.     Then

I took a big bite out of the slime ball. The texture was very soft and chewy-like, but as I chewed it in my mouth, it exploded with a flavor of unspeakable nastiness.  “YUCK! OH! GAH! GAG! It tasted like rotten eggs combined with some arm pit sweat.” Bob busted out laughing. “Ewww! That’s so gross,

Okay. Before the day started, I thought about everything that had happened so far. I was fooled into carrying a hammer and being a decoy, and that sucked. I participated in a jail riot, and I was handcuffed. And that sucked again. There had to be a way to get out of this prison. Well, it wasn't all bad. At least I had Frank with me.

kinda

Diamodia

Leland

Fox.

stupid giant arrows!

Then in a swift move, she drove the fangs into the disoriented Hawk. AGHHHHHHH!

CLARA! CLARA! I NEED SOME WATER!!!

Let’s

If we had your task force in place weeks ago,

except for the last cookie which almost landed on Alex’s face, but

After the dust cleared, the elder dragon turned and faced the crater and slammed its front paw into the ground a couple of times, like it wanted to make sure that it got Lennox.

Aaauggh!!! “Rodriquez!” I yelled. “NOOO!!!” My knight friend fell forward to his knees, and a split second later, he poofed right on the spot.

Arthur yelled as he fell into the abyss.

Paige

hates

Arthur.

offered

You’ll find out tomorrow during the celebration.” “Celebration?

Do the Right Thing.

Grugurgrpgurrghghgh…

tweaks

It took me nearly twenty minutes to get there, because there were so many construction projects along the way.

Scorpion

She threw

Cindy

I woke up the next morning sore all over. I could hardly get myself out of bed.

After a few minutes, they all merged and became one giant slime cube.   “Oh…my…g—”   I couldn’t finish my sentence because the gigantic slime started jumping towards me.   BOOM!!!   BOOM!!!   Every time it landed, it created huge tremors in the ground. The trees shook, apples fell, and I lost my balance every time.   I ran for my life.   Oh, no…what have I done…?

Yes, she told me about how you defeated a great, big slime monster?” I gave her a half smile. “Oh…” “And how you fought with a powerful skeleton warlord?” “Ah, the Skeleton King…” “And how you’ve built a wall around this village to protect it?” “Well, actually, Tommy is building it now.” “You’re quite helpful, aren’t you?” I smiled. “Well, I try…” Cindy giggled a bit and Lisa laughed.

I can always win in Tic Tac toe for example one strategy can be used serveral times and one moment he will find that I'm using this strategy and in the other day he will forgot aobut this and I just repeat the same - But from this point of view it's kind a useless and taking time. I want to find new path ways, the same is with chess I can win always the same way but one moment it come the rule or the thought - hey I want this to return and I will give you to return. I hate this moment it's kind a noobish or kind a bot way!

Guards, today we will face a great evil. This evil seeks to destroy our beloved village, but we will not let that happen. Today, we will stand together, we will stand united, we will stand strong and fight off this dark army. We may be outnumbered, but the enemy underestimates us. We’ve been training for this moment day and night. Because of our exceptional training, I know that everyone here is ready. We are ready to fight. We are ready to defend our home. So, I say to the ugly skeletons “bring it,” because we got this, everyone. WE GOT THIS!” Everyone cheered and our voices echoed through the air.

But soon, the green meanie approached. He landed right above my hole. BOOM!!! BOOOOOOM!!! “I see you, pancake!” Ahhhhhhhhh! The shock wave is so powerful when I’m right at the center of it. “I keel you!! Har! Har! Har!” Okay, this is totally not going to work. I won’t be able to rest like this, not with him bouncing right above my head.

Anyway, so strength governs how much physical damage you do. The higher your strength, also known as STR, the harder you hit. This stat is extremely important for melee combatants.” “I see,” I said. “Next is endurance. This stat determines how big your stamina pool is and how many heart points you have. Also, endurance acts as a natural booster to defense. So, basically, the higher endurance you have, the more hearts, stamina, and defense you have. This stat is a must for tanks.” “Ooh, that’s the perfect stat for you, Alex, if we were back home,” I whispered. “Yeah, the perfect paladin stat,” she whispered back. “On to dexterity. This stat affects how much damage you do with accuracy weapons or small, quick weapons. Dexterity is the top stat for rogues and archers,” said JD. “Next, we have agility, another favorite of rogues. Agility dictates how fast you run, as well as your attack speed. In some sense, all classes could use agility, but the rogue types benefit the most from it. And finally, we have intelligence. This stat

Whoa, whoa, calm down, everyone!” I said. “Lemme try to talk to them and see what’s up?” “What’s up? Don’t you see what’s up?” said Devlin. “They’re about to fire on us!” “But they haven’t yet. Just chill and let me salvage this.” I stepped out in front of Devlin’s shield. “I said do not take one step further!” yelled the announcer. “Hey, hey, remember me?” I said. “It’s Steve.” “You! What’s the meaning of this?!” “Of what?” “This army! Why did you bring an army to our doorstep?!” yelled the announcer. “Uh, I’m here on business. Is the Skeleton King in? Can I speak to him?” I asked. “I speak for our king! Now tell me what’s the meaning of this army?! Is it war you want?!” “What?! No, no, not at all! I’m telling you, we’re here on business!” “What kind of business?! The hostile takeover business?!” “No, no, you got it all wrong!” “We were kind to your people. We took you in and this is how you repay us? With a hostile takeover?!” “No! I’m serious! We’re not here to overthrow you!” “Why else would you bring such a huge army?!” “They’re here for another fight!” “Yeah, right! You mean the fight that’s going to start right after we let you past our walls?!” “What?! No!” Then the announcer turned around and said, “Bring out the golem!” “The golem? Is he talking about Bob?” I said to Devlin. “Probably,” replied the paladin. Then Alex came up to me. “Steve, you need to deescalate this situation quickly before it gets out of hand.” I nodded. “You’re right, yeah.” Some skeleton guards brought out Bob to the front of the wall. He was all chained up. “Bob!” I yelled at the sight of my friend in bindings. “Steve! What’s going on?!” said Bob. “They think we’re here to fight them,” I said. “Now tell us the truth or we’ll beat this golem!” said the announcer. Bob chuckled. “Beat me? It’s not like you guys could hurt me.” “Bob, be quiet!” I yelled. “You’re not helping. Just let me deal with them.” “Quit your stalling and start explaining!” yelled the announcer.  “Dude! We’re not here to fight. We’re not here to take over your home. I’m telling you the truth! This is a huge misunderstanding,” I explained.  “Bring out the girl!” yelled the announcer. “The girl? Is he talking about Emily?” I said softly. “She’ll make him speak the truth!” Some skeleton guards dragged out Emily. She was kicking and screaming all over the place. Her arms were also tied behind her back like Bob’s. “Unhand me, you stupid skeletons!” yelled Emily. “Emily!” I yelled. “Steve!” “Let her go!” “Tell me the truth, or else she’s going to get it!” yelled the announcer as he drew out a stone sword and pointed it at Emily’s throat.