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If it wasn't for Prohibition, we wouldn't have NASCAR, and if it wasn't for NASCAR we wouldn't have Dale Earnhardt, and if we didn't have Dale Earnhardt, then our mamaws wouldn't have any plates on their walls.
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Trae Crowder (The Liberal Redneck Manifesto: Draggin' Dixie Outta the Dark)