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Jack Sparrow: Take what ye can!
Mr. Gibbs: Give nothin' back!
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Captain Jack Sparrow
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Mr. Gibbs: Curse you for breathin' ya slack-jawed idiot. Mother's love. Jack. You should know better than to wake a man when he's sleepin'. Its bad luck.
Jack Sparrow: Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye, that'll about do it.
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Captain Jack Sparrow
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The principal turned as red as the bottom of a baboon. He stormed toward me, getting right in my face. “Am I to assume, Mr. Ripley, that you think you’re not already in enough trouble today? Are you asking for an even worse punishment?” “Whatever it is, it couldn’t be worse than your breath,” I said. “What’d you have for lunch, dog poo?
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Stuart Gibbs (Spy School)
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In tourism college they were taught that American notions of what constitutes a personal question are quite different from their own. Tư has learned this the hard way, through responses to questions like: And what do they pay you to be a pharmaceutical representative with GlaxoSmithKline, Mr. Clark? Is this lady your wife or your daughter? Do they have the death penalty in your state of Texas? Why are the insides of your ears so hairy?
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Camilla Gibb (The Beauty of Humanity Movement)
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So . . . That’ll be it for evil spy school? We’ll never see each other again?” “Not necessarily. You could come to Disney World with me.” Ashley blushed suddenly upon saying this, then turned away. “Not like a boyfriend/girlfriend thing. I just had fun with you today . . . and Disney’s probably not that great alone. Seeing as we’ve cut ties with all our old friends, I figured, as long as we’re lying low, we might as well do it together, right?” “Nefarious too?” Ashley made a face. “King of the Misfits? Nefarious isn’t exactly Mr. Fun. He’d spend all day playing video games if he didn’t have to eat or poop.
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Stuart Gibbs (Evil Spy School)
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Mrs. Henderson, who covered mathematics, science, and bomb construction, was a doting, motherly woman who often cooked dinner for us as well, while Mr. Garabindian, our coach (who insisted we just call him “Mr. G”) was supportive, cheerful, and friendly, even when showing us how to kill someone with his bare hands.
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Stuart Gibbs (Evil Spy School)
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(For example: Mr. Godfrey, my American history teacher, who hadn’t known when the War of 1812 took place.)
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Stuart Gibbs (Evil Spy School)
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Mr. Godfrey, my American history teacher, who hadn’t known when the War of 1812 took place.)
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Stuart Gibbs (Evil Spy School)
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Leave the cat.” “He can’t come?” Alexander asked, upset. “No pets on missions,” Cyrus stated flatly. “You can come back for him if we survive.” Alexander sadly set the cat on the ground. “Don’t worry, Mr. Wigglebottom,” he said. “I’ll come back for you. I promise.” Mr. Wigglebottom strolled away unconcerned, like he had already forgotten about us. Alexander sniffled and wiped away a tear.
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Stuart Gibbs (Evil Spy School)
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BJ, what if he comes for the tree?” BJ’s face pulls in a sort of fearful strain and he says nothing, because what can he say? I wouldn’t put it past Harley at this point. Mr Gibbs puts a hand on her shoulder. “I won’t let him through the gate.
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Jessa Hastings (Magnolia Parks: Into the Dark (Magnolia Parks Universe, #5))
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Mr. Cochran, my fifth-grade history teacher, who hadn’t known when the War of 1812 took place—
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Stuart Gibbs (Spy School)
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N matter how stressed Claire became, the tropical trees and exotic island flowers decorating the lobby always managed to take her breath away and put her mind at ease. Nature had always been a good de-stressor for her coming in close behind having her hand held by Mr. Sam Stewart
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Carolyn Gibbs (Murder in Paradise)
Stuart Gibbs (Spy School British Invasion)
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Ripley!” Mr. Seabrook
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Stuart Gibbs (Evil Spy School)
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Mr. Booth has been completely hoodwinked and truly believes his actions will be perceived as part of the play… he thinks he will be using a prop gun, rather than a real one… insists upon shouting “Sic semper tyrannis” instead of the line we wrote for him. Believes the Latin will make him sound more erudite…
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Stuart Gibbs (Spy School Revolution (Spy School, #8))