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Over the next few rehearsals, the producer kept walking up to me and [saying], “It sounds like smooth jazz, what you’re doing there.” And I’m thinking, smooth jazz? I’m not even playing with that sort of articulation [or] phrasing at all. I’m going straight for some cool jazz, a modal thing. And he says, “Ah, it sounds nam-by-pamby.” And I’m like, “Okay.” Then the director said, “Stuart, you’ve got to do something else for this. I need you to ‘squeeze the lemon.’ I need you to really seduce this woman with your saxophone.” And—not that I make a habit of this sort of behavior—but I think there is only one person in this room who has had a romantic encounter through playing the saxophone, and it’s me! I think I’m the expert! Not that the saxophone has been the aphrodisiac that the world may imagine, but what it does have, I feel like I have at least been exposed to. So I was like, “Fine, fine, fine.” And I did an impersonation of what I thought was old burlesque saxophone, you know like “va do va vu va ve va vu vuh.” I’m like, this is ridiculous. And after, everyone was saying, “Yeah!” And I’m like, “What? You like that?” And they say, “Yeah, yeah, that’s perfect.” Afterward I was getting a drink of water and one of the dancers came up to me and [said], “Stuart, I don’t know what you were doing with your saxophone in that last run-through, but that was fantastic.” I’m like, “Are you kidding me? This is what impressed you?” Okay, all right, I get it. I’ve just got to get out of my own silly head and remember that I’m painting in primary colors; I have things to communicate, and too subtle of a tonal area isn’t going to work. I was dead wrong, and they were right. It’s a different thing, what translates on Broadway. If you go to a Broadway show, I think the actors probably experience a similar thing—if you go up there like a film actor, you are not going to communicate anything. It’s not going to reach the edge of the stage. You need more concrete gestures.
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Franz Nicolay (Band People: Life and Work in Popular Music (American Music Series))