Mj Funny Quotes

The fool has said in his heart: pass me another Everlasting God-Stopper, please.

I've got a Siamese cat. It has 2 heads and 18 lives.

Years later, in 1989, my family in Chicago was at a Christmas gathering. My sister M.J. was seated next to my mother. Mom’s memory was beginning to fade. My mother said, “Is Dad with us?” M.J. said, “No, Mom, Dad died a few months ago.” Mom said, “There were times I could have killed him.” Then there was a pause and Mom said, “I didn’t, did I?” with a laugh.

It’s always funny how a woman becomes “difficult” the moment she is seen to be good at what she does.

I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap’n Crunch and I’d have to take a nap.

I recommend you don't attend the wheat and chaff bonfire.

Wanted: Steel toed Bible thumpers to reach a monster truck mad world.

Jimmy Hoffa is not dead. He works at the National Enquirer with Elvis and Bigfoot.

I have a Siamese twin cat. It's got 2 heads and 18 lives.

Jersey cows,” Eva explained after Jac complimented the luxurious taste. “The butter and cream here are better than anywhere in the world.” “Not that we’re prejudiced,” Theo teased.