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High above, on the side of a cliff, stood the largest castle I'd ever seen—ever imagined. The windows glowed with candlelight, as the last desperate rays of light silhouetted the castle against a gray sky. I knew Britain was famous for old crumbly buildings, but this place was ridiculous.
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M.J.A. Ware (Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody)