Miranda Quotes

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All I ever really want to know is how other people are making it through lifeβ€”where do they put their body, hour by hour, and how do they cope inside of it.
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Miranda July (It Chooses You)
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Look at the sky: that is for you. Look at each person's face as you pass them on the street: those faces are for you. And the street itself, and the ground under the street, and the ball of fire underneath the ground: all these things are for you.
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Miranda July
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What a terrible mistake to let go of something wonderful for something real.
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Miranda July (No One Belongs Here More Than You)
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I laughed and said, Life is easy. What I meant was, Life is easy with you here, and when you leave, it will be hard again.
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Miranda July (No One Belongs Here More Than You)
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She hated that she was still so desperate for a glimpse of him, but it had been this way for years.
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Julia Quinn (The Secret Diaries of Miss Miranda Cheever (Bevelstoke, #1))
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Inelegantly, and without my consent, time passed.
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Miranda July (No One Belongs Here More Than You)
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You always feel like you are the only one in the world, like everyone else is crazy for each other, but it's not true. Generally, people don't like each other very much. And that goes for friends, too.
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Miranda July (No One Belongs Here More Than You)
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Some people need a red carpet rolled out in front of them in order to walk forward into friendship. They can't see the tiny outstretched hands all around them, everywhere, like leaves on trees.
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Miranda July (No One Belongs Here More Than You)
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[BURR] I am the one thing in life I can control.
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Lin-Manuel Miranda (Hamilton: The Revolution)
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Death doesn't discriminate between the sinners and the saints, it takes and it takes and it takes, and we keep living anyway....
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Lin-Manuel Miranda
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When unrequited love is the most expensive thing on the menu, sometimes you settle for the daily special.
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Miranda Kenneally (Catching Jordan (Hundred Oaks, #1))
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But, like ivy, we grow where there is room for us.
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Miranda July (No One Belongs Here More Than You)
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One thing I learned a long time ago is that even if you think you're meant to be with someone, that doesn't necessarily mean you get to be with them.
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Miranda Kenneally (Catching Jordan (Hundred Oaks, #1))
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You have no control. Who lives, who dies, who tells your story.
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Lin-Manuel Miranda (Hamilton: The Revolution)
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Um,i'm going shopping for a dress for the Homecoming Dance with Miranda,Wyatt and Leif." Dank chuckled."So,Leif's wearing a dress?
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Abbi Glines (Existence (Existence, #1))
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I cried in English, I cried in french, I cried in all the languages, because tears are the same all around the world.
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Miranda July (No One Belongs Here More Than You)
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This pain, this dying, this is just normal. This is how life is. In fact, I realize, there never was an earthquake. Life is just this way, broken, and I am crazy for dreaming of something else.
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Miranda July (No One Belongs Here More Than You)
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Wow," Miranda said, "You'd better be careful Della. In the last few days, I think you've used up your vampire quota of apologies for the next ten years." "Kiss my apologetic ass!" Della snapped.
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C.C. Hunter (Taken at Dusk (Shadow Falls, #3))
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You know, there's no more dangerous creature on Earth than the teenage girl.
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Miranda Kenneally (Catching Jordan (Hundred Oaks, #1))
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That day I carried the dream around like a full glass of water, moving gracefully so I would not lose any of it.
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Miranda July (No One Belongs Here More Than You)
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[HAMILTON] I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory
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Lin-Manuel Miranda
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This person realizes that staying home means blowing off everyone this person has ever known. But the desire to stay in is very strong. This person wants to run a bath and then read in bed.
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Miranda July (No One Belongs Here More Than You)
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Some people are uncomfortable with silences. Not me. I’ve never cared much for call and response. Sometimes I will think of something to say and then I ask myself: is it worth it? And it just isn’t.
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Miranda July (No One Belongs Here More Than You)
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Look around, look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now.
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Lin-Manuel Miranda (Hamilton: The Revolution)
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You are perfectly cast in your life. I can't imagine anyone but you in the role. Go play.
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Lin-Manuel Miranda
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i wondered if i would spend the rest of my life inventing complicated ways to depress myself..
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Miranda July (No One Belongs Here More Than You)
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I am the one thing in life I can control. I am inimitable; I am an original. I'm not falling behind or running late. I'm not standing still: I am lying in wait.
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Lin-Manuel Miranda
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Sometimes you have to do things you don't want to do. To get something better, you know?
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Miranda Kenneally (Catching Jordan (Hundred Oaks, #1))
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Love is love is love is love is love is love is love is love cannot be killed or swept aside.
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Lin-Manuel Miranda
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Don't wait to be sure. Move, move, move.
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Miranda July (No One Belongs Here More Than You)
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For what it's worth," Dad says, running his fingers over the picture, "I've never seen anyone run faster than Henry after you hurt your knee last week.
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Miranda Kenneally (Catching Jordan (Hundred Oaks, #1))
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It is terrible to have to ask for anything ever. We wish we were something that needed nothing, like paint. But even paint needs repainting.
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Miranda July (No One Belongs Here More Than You)
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I know my sister like I know my own mind, you will never find anyone as trusting or as kind.
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Lin-Manuel Miranda (Hamilton: The Revolution)
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Love hurts worse than getting slammed by a 250-pound linebacker.
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Miranda Kenneally (Catching Jordan (Hundred Oaks, #1))
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[HAMILTON} There's a million things I haven't done but just you wait. Just you wait.
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Lin-Manuel Miranda
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Do you have doubts about life? Are you unsure if it's worth the trouble? Look at the sky: that is for you. Look at each person's face as you pass on the street: those faces are for you. And the street itself, and the ground under the street and the ball of fire underneath the ground: all these things are for you. They are as much for you as they are for other people. Remember this when you wake up in the morning and think you have nothing. Stand up and face the east. Now praise the sky and praise the light within each person under the sky. It's okay to be unsure. But praise, praise, praise.
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Miranda July (No One Belongs Here More Than You)
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People tend to stick to their own size group because it's easier on the neck. Unless they are romantically involved, in which case the size difference is sexy. It means: I am willing to go the distance for you.
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Miranda July (No One Belongs Here More Than You)
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Sometimes friendship is just that, just being with someone.
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Miranda Kenneally (Catching Jordan (Hundred Oaks, #1))
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Why do you write like you're running out of time?
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Lin-Manuel Miranda
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Are you angry? Punch a pillow. Was it satisfying? Not hardly. These days people are too angry for punching. What you might try is stabbing. Take an old pillow and lay it on the front lawn. Stab it with a big pointy knife. Again and again and again. Stab hard enough for the point of the knife to go into the ground. Stab until the pillow is gone and you are just stabbing the earth again and again, as if you want to kill it for continuing to spin, as if you are getting revenge for having to live on this planet day after day, alone.
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Miranda July (No One Belongs Here More Than You)
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Dying is easy, young man. Living is harder
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Lin-Manuel Miranda (Hamilton: The Revolution)
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A rose can never be a sunflower, and a sunflower can never be a rose.All flowers are beautiful in their own way, and that’s like women too. I want to encourage women to embrace their own uniqueness.
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Miranda Kerr
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If there were a map of the solar system, but instead of stars it showed people and their degrees of separation, my star would be the one you had to travel the most light-years from to get to his. You would die getting to him.
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Miranda July (No One Belongs Here More Than You)
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[ELIZA] You and your words flooded my senses, your sentences left me defenseless. You built me palaces out of paragraphs, you built cathedrals.
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Lin-Manuel Miranda
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To engender empathy and create a world using only words is the closest thing we have to magic.
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Lin-Manuel Miranda
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How on Earth did you do that with the same 24 hours a day that everyone else gets?
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Lin-Manuel Miranda (Hamilton: The Revolution)
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Raise a glass to freedom Something they can never take away No matter what they tell you
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Lin-Manuel Miranda (Hamilton: The Revolution)
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Things usually make sense in time, and even bad decisions have their own kind of correctness.
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Miranda July
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Jordan, he's loved you forever. It's obvious. Have you not seen how he stares at you?
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Miranda Kenneally (Catching Jordan (Hundred Oaks, #1))
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You don't need anyone's permission to do what you love. You should just do it.
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Miranda Kenneally (Catching Jordan (Hundred Oaks, #1))
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That is my problem with life, I rush through it, like I'm being chased. Even things whose whole point is slowness, like drinking relaxing tea. When I drink relaxing tea I suck it down as if I'm in a contest for who can drink relaxing tea the quickest.
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Miranda July
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He seemed to be waiting for me to move forward. Weren't we all.
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Miranda July (No One Belongs Here More Than You)
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History is entirely created by the person who tells the story.
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Lin-Manuel Miranda (Hamilton: The Revolution)
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The house is silent now and she feels like a stranger here. β€œThis life was never ours,” she whispers to the dog, who has been following her from room to room, and Luli wags her tail and stares at Miranda with wet brown eyes. β€œWe were only ever borrowing it.
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Emily St. John Mandel (Station Eleven)
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He pulled away, but his eyes held my eyes like hands.
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Miranda July (No One Belongs Here More Than You)
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If you were wise enough to know that this life would consist mostly of letting go of things you wanted, then why not get good at the letting go, rather than the trying to have?
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Miranda July (The First Bad Man)
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Legacy. What is a Legacy? It's planting seeds in a garden you never get to see
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Lin-Manuel Miranda (Hamilton: The Revolution)
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This must be the weirdest thing a football coach has ever seen: two quarterbacks making out.
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Miranda Kenneally (Catching Jordan (Hundred Oaks, #1))
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Any chance that you're pregnant?' the technician says as he pulls the X-ray lamp over my swollen knee. 'No,' Henry and Dad say at the same time.
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Miranda Kenneally (Catching Jordan (Hundred Oaks, #1))
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How can you be in love with someone for forever and not be willing to take a chance when it finally hits you in the face like a linebacker?
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Miranda Kenneally (Catching Jordan (Hundred Oaks, #1))
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A verbal mΓ©nage Γ  trois,” Della said. β€œGross,” Miranda said. β€œYou wanna hear gross?” Della asked. β€œI just peed on my hand trying to piss on this damned drug stick while talking on the phone to you.” Kylie laughed. β€œI miss you guys.” The sound of a toilet flushing filled the line. β€œOh, double gross,” Miranda snapped. β€œI told you not to flush while I was on the phone.
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C.C. Hunter (Awake at Dawn (Shadow Falls, #2))
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I think he likes you" Miranda Whispered. Realizing she and Derek had drawn attention, she glanced away. "He's probably just curious about me like everyone else" she whispered back. "Nope. He's hot for you" Della said, reminding Kylie of the supernatural hearing of some of the campers. "When he was sitting by you at lunch, he oozed so much testosterone that it was hard to breathe. He wants your body" Della teased. "Well, he's not getting it" Kylie said.
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C.C. Hunter (Born at Midnight (Shadow Falls, #1))
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Look in the mirror and say, 'There is none other like you and for that reason alone you are beautiful.
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Miranda Hart (Is It Just Me?)
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I walked down the hall and saw that [she] was sitting on the floor next to a chair. This is always a bad sign. It's a slippery slope, and it's best just to sit in chairs, to eat when hungry, to sleep and rise and work. But we have all been there. Chairs are for people, and you're not sure if you are one.
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Miranda July (No One Belongs Here More Than You)
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What's the occasion?" I ask. He glances up at me and takes a deep breath. "You're the occasion, Woods. I've missed you so, so much.
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Miranda Kenneally (Catching Jordan (Hundred Oaks, #1))
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I may not live to see our glory But I will gladly join the fight And when our children tell our story They'll tell the story of tonight
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Lin-Manuel Miranda (Hamilton: The Revolution)
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[WASHINGTON] It’s alright, you want to fight, you’ve got a hunger I was just like you when I was younger Head full of fantasies of dyin’ like a martyr? [HAMILTON] Yes [WASHINGTON] Dying is easy, young man. Living is harder
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Lin-Manuel Miranda
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There was nothing in this world that was not a con, suddenly I understood this. Nothing really mattered, and nothing could be lost.
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Miranda July (No One Belongs Here More Than You)
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Why were you watching me change?" I explain. "Uh, 'cause I'm a guy?" He flips the pillow and slaps it, fluffing it. Then he rolls over and closes his eyes again.
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Miranda Kenneally (Catching Jordan (Hundred Oaks, #1))
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Friday morning, Kylie, Miranda, and Della, each carting suitcases, walked the trail to meet up with their parents. They walked slowly, like condemned prisoners moving to their executions. β€œI’m going to be peeing on a drug test stick every hour,” Della muttered. Miranda sighed. β€œI’m going to screw up at my competition and my mom is going to give me up for adoption.” β€œI’m going to a ghost hunt,” Kylie added. Both girls looked at her. β€œDon’t ask.
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C.C. Hunter (Awake at Dawn (Shadow Falls, #2))
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When you can see the beauty of a tree, then you will know what love is.
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Miranda July (No One Belongs Here More Than You)
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Come on brain, think of things Come on brain, think of things Come on brain, be so smart
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Lin-Manuel Miranda
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But what happens when you don't find that right person? Do you just spend the rest of your life in a relationship where the conversation isn't great, everything isn't perfect, but it is nice and sweet?
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Miranda Kenneally (Catching Jordan (Hundred Oaks, #1))
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It was a small thing, but it was a thing, and things have a way of either dying or growing, and it wasn’t dying.
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Miranda July (No One Belongs Here More Than You)
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She never inquired, but she never recoiled, either. This is a quality that I look for in a person, not recoiling.
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Miranda July (No One Belongs Here More Than You)
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I kiss his forehead. "You are a wimpy idiot. But...I still love you." "I love you too, Woods.
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Miranda Kenneally (Catching Jordan (Hundred Oaks, #1))
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Then I realized that we all think we might be terrible people. But we only reveal this before we ask someone to love us. It is a kind of undressing.
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Miranda July (The First Bad Man)
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Take some very deep breaths," Miranda said. "Relax. Concentrate. Then envision a frosty six-pack and wiggle your pinky." A frosty six-pack. Kylie inhaled. He held out her pinky, and right then Della chimed in. "We are talking a six=pack of soda, not a cold guy with good-looking abs, right?" There was a strange kind of sizzle in the air. And suddenly appearing in front of the refrigerator was a shirtless, shivering guy with great abs. His blue eyes studied the three of them in complete bafflement. "What the...!" he muttered. Kylie gasped. Miranda giggled. Della snorted with laughter.
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C.C. Hunter (Whispers at Moonrise (Shadow Falls, #4))
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We all have bad days, but one thing is true; no cloud is so dark that the sun can't shine through.
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Miranda Kerr
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I am not throwing away my shot. I am not throwing away my shot. I'm just like my country. I'm young, scrappy, and hungry. And I am not throwing away my shot.
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Lin-Manuel Miranda
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A wise man once said, 'Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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Miranda Kenneally (Catching Jordan (Hundred Oaks, #1))
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If you had one day left to live, what would you do?
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Megan Miranda (Fracture (Fracture, #1))
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Dying is easy young man. Living Is harder
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Lin-Manuel Miranda
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Comma sexting. It's a thing. Get into it.
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Lin-Manuel Miranda (Hamilton: The Revolution)
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Sometimes a people lose their right to remain silent when pressured to remain silent.
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Criss Jami (Killosophy)
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They wordlessly excused each other for not loving each other as much as they had planned to. There were empty rooms in the house where they had meant to put their love, and they worked together to fill these rooms with midcentury modern furniture. ("Birthmark").
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Miranda July (No One Belongs Here More Than You)
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I hadn't known that a light could be a feeling and a sound could be a color and a kiss could be both a question and an answer. And that heaven could be the ocean or a person or this moment or something else entirely.
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Megan Miranda (Fracture (Fracture, #1))
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For a split second I felt as though she was nobody special in the larger scheme of my life. She was just some girl who had tied me to her leg to help her sink when she jumped off the bridge. Then I blinked and was in love with her again.
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Miranda July (No One Belongs Here More Than You)
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Finally, in a low whisper, he said, β€˜I think I might be a terrible person.’ For a split second I believed him - I thought he was about to confess a crime, maybe a murder. Then I realized that we all think we might be terrible people. But we only reveal this before asking someone to love us. It is a kind of undressing.
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Miranda July (The First Bad Man)
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Congratulations, Mommy," I say, dropping the doll into his hands. "You could've told me I knocked you up." "My bad. I thought you'd force me to get an abortion," Henry replies, taking the baby and cradling it as if it's real. "He has your eyes, Woods." "And your hair." The doll is bald. "Can we name him Joe Montana?" "Hells no, his name is Jerry Rice." "No, his name is Joe Montana." "I was in labor with him for fourteen hours!" Henry exclaims as he rocks the baby back and forth. β€œHis name is Jerry Rice." I grin. "Fine.
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Miranda Kenneally (Catching Jordan (Hundred Oaks, #1))
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The idea that you might end up in a job that doesn't allow you to be who you are, over the course of a lifetime, is still one of the most chilling nightmares to me. It's a good metaphor for fears I have about losing my soul in some accidental, mundane way. So, to me, these jobs that my characters have are very loaded. They immediately suggest a complex character to me, a woman who is, say, a secretary, but also a vigilante on behalf of her own soul.
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Miranda July
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I looked at other couples and wondered how they could be so calm about it. They held hands as if they weren't even holding hands. When Steve and I held hands, I had to keep looking down to marvel at it. There was my hand, the same hand I've always had - oh, but look! What is it holding? It's holding Steve's hand! Who is Steve? My three-dimensional boyfriend. Each day I wondered what would happen next. What happens when you stop wanting, when you are happy. I supposed I would go on being happy forever. I knew I would not mess things up by growing bored. I had done that once before.
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Miranda July (No One Belongs Here More Than You)
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Some may say that such a girl is not ready for a relationship with a man, especially a man in his late sixties. But to that I say: We don't know anything. We don't know how to cure a cold or what dogs are thinking. We do terrible things, we make wars, we kill people out of greed. So who are we to say how to love. I wouldn't force her. I wouldn't have to. She would want me. We would be in love. What do you know. You don't know anything. Call me when you've cured AIDS, give me a ring then and I'll listen.
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Miranda July (No One Belongs Here More Than You)
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Ty: Damn, he's fine. Damn, he's a good quarterback. Damn, he's nice and sweet. Damn, he's a good kisser. Damn, he's buff. Damn, he's great to his family. Damn, now that I know about Henry, I'm not sure Ty and I are right for each other. Henry: I love the way his curls flop around and hang across his forehead. I love how he never just lets me win. I have to earn it. I love how he touches me just because. I love his loyalty. I love how when we sleep head-to-toe, he always finds a reason to sleep head-to-head instead. I love his unconditional support. I love his spontaneity and crazy sense of humor. I love his stupid dances. I love....him.
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Miranda Kenneally (Catching Jordan (Hundred Oaks, #1))
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Yo, guys," Ty says, peering down into the stroller. "What the hell is that thing? Satan's spawn?" "You'd better watch it!" Henry says. He puts on a serious face, throws an arm around my shoulders, and pulls me in close. "That's our child you're talking about." Ty smiles, then looks at Jerry Rice. "Its eyes are seriously creeping me out. And I knew something was going on between you two." "You're right," Henry says. "Woods is my husband, and I'm her wife.
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Miranda Kenneally (Catching Jordan (Hundred Oaks, #1))
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Woods? Do you have a sec?" Ty asks. "Sure." "Alone?" Ty eyes Henry and Jerry Rice, and I jerk my head at Henry. "Fine," Henry says, rolling his eyes. "Divorce me if you must, Woods. I can't believe I've only been married half an hour and I'm already a single parent." Ty holds the door to the gym open so Henry can get the stroller through. I giggle at the sight of him carrying those diaper bags across the gym.
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Miranda Kenneally (Catching Jordan (Hundred Oaks, #1))
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BURR: Alexander joins forces with James Madison and John Jay to write a series of essays defending the new United States Constitution, entitled The Federalist Papers. The plan was to write a total of 25 essays, the work divided evenly among the three men. In the end, they wrote 85 essays, in the span of six months. John Jay got sick after writing 5. James Madison wrote 29. Hamilton wrote the other 51.
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Lin-Manuel Miranda (Hamilton: The Revolution)
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My wife's the reason anything gets done, she nudges me towards promise by degrees. She is a perfect symphony of one our son is her most beautiful reprise. We chase the melodies that seem to find us until they're finished songs and start to play. When senseless acts of tragedy remind us that nothing here is promised--not one day. This show is proof that history remembers. We live in times when hate and fear seem stronger. We rise and fall and light from dying embers--remembrances that hope and love last longer. And love is love is love is love is love is love is love is love cannot be killed or swept aside. I sing Vanessa's symphony. Eliza tells her story. Now, fill the world with music, love, and pride.
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Lin-Manuel Miranda
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Sometimes this just happens,” Kylie said, much calmer now that she had a sneak preview of his comeuppance. β€œJust happens?” Burnett bellowed out. β€œAre you freaking kidding me! If you have sex, you use protection. It’s that simple. This shit doesn’t have to happen! This is nothing but carelessness. It’s irresponsible. It’s unforgivable.” β€œBurnett!” Holiday rolled her eyes at Kylie and frowned. The fae knew exactly what Kylie was up to now. But Kylie wasn’t finished yet. β€œMaybe we should put a rule in place. Any male who impregnates a girl should be neutered.” β€œEnough,” Holiday snapped. β€œActually, that’s not a bad plan!” he growled. β€œBurnett!” Holiday said in a stern voice. β€œShut up before you embarrass yourself more than you already have.” When the vampire looked at Holiday, she continued, β€œKylie didn’t buy the pregnancy tests for Miranda. She bought them for me.” Kylie flopped back against the seat again, enjoying the look of disbelief on the vampire’s face a little too much. β€œWould you like a name of a good doctor who will schedule your little snip-snip operation?” she bit out.
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C.C. Hunter (Chosen at Nightfall (Shadow Falls, #5))
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Shut up!" Henry says, "You're going to wake up Jerry Rice." "Jerry Rice?" Carter says, covering his mouth with a hand. I don't think I've ever seen Carter laugh so hard. "Carter, would you like to be the godfather?" Henry asks. "You know, in case anything happens to me and Woods this week?" "Charming," Carter says. "I''d be honored. Does JJ get to be godmother?" "Obviously," I say. "Can I hold Jerry Rice?" JJ asks. "He''s so cute." "No way, man," I reply. "I don't want to wake that thing up before practice. We'll be late if we have to feed it." "What does it eat?" Carter asks. "I have to breast-feed, cause I'm the mom," Henry says, continuing to push the stroller toward the locker room. "Actually," I say, "It eats a metal rod, made out of, like, lead. So basically, we're learning how to poison babies." "Radical," JJ says as we approach the gym,
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Miranda Kenneally (Catching Jordan (Hundred Oaks, #1))