Minion Holiday Quotes

Len’s arm brushed against mine. I pulled the cream and gold comforter over my shoulders and cuddled closer, wishing I could stay in bed all day and snuggle. But Cupid’s minions didn’t get sick days or holidays or time off for good behavior. Instead, I got a demanding boss, no pay, and chained to a man-whore till death do us part. I’d complain, but I didn’t think Cupid’s minions had a union.

Puritans had sought to eliminate Christmas mince pies as “idolatry in crust”; the minions of the French Revolution came down hard on bakers who dared term their Epiphany treats “Galette des rois” in honor of the Three Kings. Didn’t they know France was now a regicide nation with no time for royalty? “King Cakes” perforce became “Liberty Cakes

I’d remodeled a hundred years ago after the state of Florida, so now it had a beach-y feel, though I did have minions disguised as the quintessential Florida man terrorizing the residents of the circle, just for fun.