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Minecraft

creeper

it’s not failure that matters, but how you recover from it.

Because zombies can’t go out into the sun, most of them tend to be afraid of anything that can go into the sun and live to tell the tale.

I would have to sneak out to somewhere and go all Minecraft in the forest.

I struggled so hard for a goal, without realizing that the goal is the struggle. It’s what makes me stronger, smarter, and better. Growth doesn’t come from a comfort zone, but from leaving it.

the other?” I tried using the new whatchamacallit

Great risks come with great rewards.

What is your least favorite Minecraft mob??” Hmmm…probably the creepers.

exist in this h… I couldn’t finish the word, even in my own head. It was a rude word, especially among those of my people who believed a place like this existed as punishment after death.

There was once a Minecraft Grass Block named Minecraft Grass Block. Minecraft Grass Block liked doing the things most Minecraft Grass Block children did. Minecraft Grass Block wanted to learn how to be a better Minecraft Grass Block, but how would Minecraft Grass Block become a better Minecraft Grass Block than the other Minecraft Grass Blocks who hoped to become better Minecraft Grass Blocks, or at least better Minecraft Grass Blocks than Minecraft Grass Block was at being a Minecraft Grass Block and hopefully even the best Minecraft Grass Blocks a Minecraft Grass Block could possibly become? Just turn the page, and follow the adventures of Minecraft Grass Block in this Minecraft Grass Block Diary of a 12-year-old Minecraft Grass Block named Minecraft Grass Block, a Minecraft Grass Block boy who hopes to become a true Minecraft Grass Block or at least a better Minecraft Grass Block than the other Minecraft Grass Blocks.

shuffle. “I told myself that I had to figure out all the rules of this world, but I get now that I’ve gotta go further.

I hope what I’ve learned helps you find your way. Most of all, I hope you’ve learned that in this world of mines and crafting, the most important thing you can craft is you.

You may go. The spell will hit you shortly.” I ignored what the witch said and I went on my way.

Iron is stronger than gold

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She was sent flying back, and she pooped

Got it,” said Carl, and he disappeared down the corridor in his iron suit.

Mine’s bigger!” The Phantom bragged

We leave

If you don't realize a deja vu, you have to realize you're creating a deja vu

When I saw the guy with a potion I knew there was trouble brewing.

Do not give up home, for I am Mantequilla!

TheBadGamer’s unfinished wall that looked like an upside down T. Everyone cringed.

REEEEE!!

Not on my watch,” said Captain Arceus. “Fire at will!” Then Will yelled, “What?! Why?! What did I do?!

Human Hero Set 1-5 (Season 1) (an unofficial Minecraft Book) By, Divyansh Gupta

To play the world featured on the cover, use this seed in Minecraft Java Edition version 1.16: -2084759484

I was really sorry to hear that her parents split up. But she said it wasn’t that bad. She actually said it happened a lot. She said the good thing was they had plenty of extra body parts around the house to put them back together.

What happened to Conko? Um… Herobrine gave him one-million emeralds and let him go free. He definitely didn’t get eaten by Enderbrine. Definitely not.

I’m always happy to help out people who were going to throw me into a pit full of lava.

Barbarius swung his massive fist into Barbarius’s face.

Its gold boots are, in fact, glowing.” “Glowing with what?” “Can’t say. Some sort of magic, I guess.

It’s my job to say cool catchphrases and bash bad guys.

had to go poo like every 20 minutes.

groan.

Uh, no. I got two left feet.

ranger.

Soon, we became more than friends.

A shiver ran down him spine. If this nightmare was remotely true,

Some people were crying because they could not find their loved ones.

My mom!

Fear is a real, present, right-in-your-face threat. Anxiety comes from a potential—or in this case, future—threat. Fear can be conquered. Anxiety has to be endured.

If you don't judge others by looks, why judge yourself? You're beautiful.

FOOL, YOU WILL DO AS YOU’RE TOLD!” yelled Spidroth. “NOW FIGHT!

I turned around and saw her. “I mean, Alex’s food choices have been so delicious and healthy… I love it…” I said dully. “Whatever, Steve,” she said.

Er, no-no, something cool happened on the way back here.” “Really? What?” “I… I, uh… I walked into a tree.

Gameknight drew a line in the ground, then looked up at the gold-clad monsters. Thinking of his favorite movie, he yelled with all his might. “YOU . . . SHALL NOT . . . PASS!

Worry rose up on a bubble of realization.

I think he’s mad at me…” “Aw, it’s okay. He’s still hot, just let him cool down a little.” “Unfortunately, I don’t think it’s possible to cool down in this giant oven.

You may ask yourself, Well, how did I get here?

WHAT ARE THE COLORS OF SUPERMAN’S CAPE?

Dave watched as Porkins fell down into the void. The pigman was waving at them as he fell, and Dave could have sworn he was smiling. And then the darkness swallowed him, and Porkins was gone.

There must be another way,” said Dave. “There is,” said Tom. “But it’s not pretty.” “Don’t worry,” said Carl. “Neither is Dave.” “In fact,” said Tom, “it’s downright ugly.” “So is Dave,” said Carl.

I warned you,” Herobrine growled, in a terrifying tone. “It was funny at first, but you took it too far. I’m not Dora The Explorer. Do you see a talking backpack? Swiper no swiping doesn’t work in this world.

I’m gonna head back to the battlefield. Take good care of him, please.” “I will.” With that said, I ran back to my squad. “What’s going on?” I asked Rodriquez as I arrived. “Jake and Isaac are going at it,” the knight replied. In the distance, all I saw were orange blurs jumping and zigzagging everywhere around the elder dragon. “They’re doing it. It’s working.

Particularly Penny likes to do window shopping, which is basically flying to the glass windows of stores she likes and then pecking furiously at the window. “Why do you want a dress,” I complained as I pulled Penny off a window.

What’s poop?” Judah asked.  “Is it food?” one of the other vindicators asked as they surrounded Jack and Mom, looking curious. And hungry.  “Is it good?” someone else asked.  “It has to be better than vegetables!” another shout came.

arrested my best friend, Johansson Armstrong, and the Piglins believe he is a traitor who created the Mind and Explosive Potions for the Triad Bastion - the very same potions that were mercilessly used by the Triad to enslave my fellow Piglins, including my own father.

As an English person, do you use words like "chaps" and "blaggards" in real life? I’m afraid not, old bean.

Don’t worry, we got it,” Cole replied. “Come on, have I ever let you down before?” With a blank expression, I looked straight into Cole’s eyes. “Hm, don’t answer that,” he said.

very terrifying strip of double netherrack that ran from our speck to the edge of the main plain.

I… I think I have a new crush,” whispered Pierce. “Me, too…” whispered back Arthur. “Oh, wait, dibs!

Remind me to punish the pig butt wiper once we get back.

HA, HA, HA, WHAT A FANTASTIC JOKE! WHAT AN AMAZING SENSE OF HUMOR YOU HAVE!

Lucky woke me up the next morning with his super wet tongue. “Bleh! Wolf morning breath!

Also, they don’t drop anything useful. All I get are these slime balls. I mean, what can you do with these? They are so useless that I might as well toss them.

Lucky bit on to Bob’s robe and dragged him onward. “Ah! Your pet is trying to run me to death.

It was your grandson again, Sister Emelia,” she told the Grand High Witch. “The second figure was your grandson, Dave.” To be continued…

Ms. Nilnose

That’s a Z,” I corrected, making sure to pronounce it “zee.” “I’m afraid that’s a zed,” she counter-corrected,

Ahoy!

Steve adjusted his imaginary bow

Just killed a woman... feeling good.

How could we fight the Ender Dragon with that device in our hands?

Now we can craft a Crafting Table.

We’ll send you a postcard!

Cindy ran to me and got down on her knees and hugged me.

Hey, everyone!

Emily

But I don’t have any diamonds. Um, would you take some slime balls instead?

I had mistaken a brown sheep for Devlin.

vegan

You die.” “Oh,

you don’t let us out, I’m going to pound you!

Step 2 Mark off a square for the wall, I made mine 67 by 67 blocks.

Yes, you must be very careful around thieves. They have the swiftest of hands. They can steal your underwear right off you and you wouldn't even know it." I gasped. "Those jerks!

Bye, Robo-Horse!" Alex shouted. "Good luck!" "Wait, you called your horse 'Robo-Horse'?" said Carl. "But it wasn't a robot." "I named him after Robo-Steve," said Alex sadly. Dave put an arm around Alex. "That was very nice, Alex," Dave told her. "I'm sure Robo-Steve would have liked that." "All right, that's enough of that," said Spidroth, giving Alex a suspicious look, "let's get this over with.

He's so big, he can swallow a creeper whole (and he's so strong, he'll survive the explosion—the worst damage being a bad case of gas. The history book literally describes Mungo's huge farts after he ate a creeper. No, my friends, don't ever stand downwind of Mungo after he's devoured a charged creeper. It won't be a pleasant experience.)

Daddy and I left the End this morning. He is meeting with some of the leaders in Capitol City and he said I could come with him. But, the meetings were boring, so I thought I’d come see you guys.” “You mean, make fun of me, don’t you?” Jimmy said bitterly, crossing his arms in front of his chest and pouting. Princes Tina giggled. “It’s just so easy to do that.

The ender dragon chortled. It sounded like thunder broken across the knee of the world. I am the infinite lightning night-lizard at the end of the universe. I am the master of time and death. The fire of creation is my youngest brother. In my stomach, galaxies churn in cosmic acid and are digested into meaninglessness. ED opened one vast violet eye. You can't fool me with a pumpkin, dummy.

THANK YOU FOR READING! Thank you so much for reading this book. If you’ve enjoyed it (or even if you didn’t!) I’d be very grateful if you would leave a review on Amazon. Reviews help more people to find my books, and really do make a huge difference. All the best, Dave (the author)

I took a big bite out of the slime ball. The texture was very soft and chewy-like, but as I chewed it in my mouth, it exploded with a flavor of unspeakable nastiness.  “YUCK! OH! GAH! GAG! It tasted like rotten eggs combined with some arm pit sweat.” Bob busted out laughing. “Ewww! That’s so gross,

Throughout our journey, I’ve eaten loads of great potatoes. Some were slightly overcooked, and some were slightly too soft, but all of them were good in their own special way. It’s not always easy to cook a baked potato completely right, but when you do, it’s a thing of beauty. So, I’m thankful for every baked potato that I’ve eaten. Yes, I may have run out of baked potatoes at the moment, but I have hope that one day I’ll be back home, eating baked potatoes again. Thank you.

After a few minutes, they all merged and became one giant slime cube.   “Oh…my…g—”   I couldn’t finish my sentence because the gigantic slime started jumping towards me.   BOOM!!!   BOOM!!!   Every time it landed, it created huge tremors in the ground. The trees shook, apples fell, and I lost my balance every time.   I ran for my life.   Oh, no…what have I done…?

Yes, she told me about how you defeated a great, big slime monster?” I gave her a half smile. “Oh…” “And how you fought with a powerful skeleton warlord?” “Ah, the Skeleton King…” “And how you’ve built a wall around this village to protect it?” “Well, actually, Tommy is building it now.” “You’re quite helpful, aren’t you?” I smiled. “Well, I try…” Cindy giggled a bit and Lisa laughed.

You first, Carl," said Dave. "Why me?" said Carl. "I'm not jumping down into that dark pit. " "It has to be you first as you're the heaviest," said Dave. "We don't want you landing on the rest of us." "How rude," said Carl, but he jumped down into the darkness nonetheless. "Waaaaaaaa!" Carl screamed, then THOOM, there was the sound of something heavy hitting the ground. "I'm okay!" Carl called up. "Oww," groaned Milo. "I'm not." "Carl!" said Dave. "Did you land on Milo?!" "I didn't mean to," said Carl.

The five of them (and the robot cow head) all looked at the endless dark tunnel in front of them. The walls were made from gray stone brick, and there were occasional redstone lights embedded into the ceiling, although most of them had stopped working, and the others were flickering on and off. “Well, I guess we’re going through the tunnel,” said Dave. “Yay,” said Carl sarcastically. “I’m sure nothing bad will happen in this dark, scary tunnel. Nothing bad at all.” CHAPTER SIXTEEN Something Bad Happens in the Dark, Scary Tunnel The

Guards, today we will face a great evil. This evil seeks to destroy our beloved village, but we will not let that happen. Today, we will stand together, we will stand united, we will stand strong and fight off this dark army. We may be outnumbered, but the enemy underestimates us. We’ve been training for this moment day and night. Because of our exceptional training, I know that everyone here is ready. We are ready to fight. We are ready to defend our home. So, I say to the ugly skeletons “bring it,” because we got this, everyone. WE GOT THIS!” Everyone cheered and our voices echoed through the air.

Whoa, whoa, calm down, everyone!” I said. “Lemme try to talk to them and see what’s up?” “What’s up? Don’t you see what’s up?” said Devlin. “They’re about to fire on us!” “But they haven’t yet. Just chill and let me salvage this.” I stepped out in front of Devlin’s shield. “I said do not take one step further!” yelled the announcer. “Hey, hey, remember me?” I said. “It’s Steve.” “You! What’s the meaning of this?!” “Of what?” “This army! Why did you bring an army to our doorstep?!” yelled the announcer. “Uh, I’m here on business. Is the Skeleton King in? Can I speak to him?” I asked. “I speak for our king! Now tell me what’s the meaning of this army?! Is it war you want?!” “What?! No, no, not at all! I’m telling you, we’re here on business!” “What kind of business?! The hostile takeover business?!” “No, no, you got it all wrong!” “We were kind to your people. We took you in and this is how you repay us? With a hostile takeover?!” “No! I’m serious! We’re not here to overthrow you!” “Why else would you bring such a huge army?!” “They’re here for another fight!” “Yeah, right! You mean the fight that’s going to start right after we let you past our walls?!” “What?! No!” Then the announcer turned around and said, “Bring out the golem!” “The golem? Is he talking about Bob?” I said to Devlin. “Probably,” replied the paladin. Then Alex came up to me. “Steve, you need to deescalate this situation quickly before it gets out of hand.” I nodded. “You’re right, yeah.” Some skeleton guards brought out Bob to the front of the wall. He was all chained up. “Bob!” I yelled at the sight of my friend in bindings. “Steve! What’s going on?!” said Bob. “They think we’re here to fight them,” I said. “Now tell us the truth or we’ll beat this golem!” said the announcer. Bob chuckled. “Beat me? It’s not like you guys could hurt me.” “Bob, be quiet!” I yelled. “You’re not helping. Just let me deal with them.” “Quit your stalling and start explaining!” yelled the announcer.  “Dude! We’re not here to fight. We’re not here to take over your home. I’m telling you the truth! This is a huge misunderstanding,” I explained.  “Bring out the girl!” yelled the announcer. “The girl? Is he talking about Emily?” I said softly. “She’ll make him speak the truth!” Some skeleton guards dragged out Emily. She was kicking and screaming all over the place. Her arms were also tied behind her back like Bob’s. “Unhand me, you stupid skeletons!” yelled Emily. “Emily!” I yelled. “Steve!” “Let her go!” “Tell me the truth, or else she’s going to get it!” yelled the announcer as he drew out a stone sword and pointed it at Emily’s throat.