Mic Quotes

I didn’t want to distract the people who were saving my life, so I muted my mic and screamed like a little girl. It’s true, you know. In space, no one can hear you scream like a little girl.

I couldn't help but think, This car is taking me to a mental hospital and my mother is treating it like open-mic night at a Greenwich Village café.

I HEARD YOU LIKE TO DO IT WITH THE LIGHTS ON. BUT I REALLY MAKE BABIES WHEN THE MIC'S ON.

I laughed and pointed out that "Hash Browns Mean Nothing Without You" was a pretty good name for a band. "Or a song," the Duke said, and then she started singing all glam rock, a glove up to her face holding an imaginary mic as she rocked out an a cappella power ballad. "Oh, I deep fried for you / But now I weep 'n' cry for you / Oh, babe, this meal was made for two / And these hash browns mean nothing, oh these hash browns mean nothing, yeah these HASH BROWNS MEAN NOTHIN' without you.

That’s the truth of the world, Jessica,” he says, casually full-naming me to let me know something big is coming. “Nobody waves—but everybody waves back." I hear his mic drop all the way from Chicago.

He hated crowds, never liked punk. He couldn't handle the nakedness of the rage -his own so sophisticated and finely tuned. He could never see the similarity between himself and Donnie Draino screaming into a mic.

Then, since you have never even been part of a super-tournament, what makes you qualified to be here today? Why you and not someone else?” I swallow. “I just . . .” Nothing. I got lucky. It’s a mistake. I’m not good enough and— “Man”—Nolan snorts into the mic—“she literally won the qualifying tournament to be here. Keep up, will you?

I might not be able to hold my drink or my man, but what I can hold, is a tune. Point me in the right direction and give me a bloody mic.

Americans are pushy, obnoxious, neurotic, crass - anything and everything - the full catastrophe as our friend Zorba might say. Canadians are none of that. The way you might fear a cow sitting down in the middle of the street during rush hour, that's how I fear Canadians. To Canadians, everyone is equal. Joni Mitchell is interchangeable with a secretary at open-mic night. Frank Gehry is no greater than a hack pumping out McMansions on AutoCAD. John Candy is no funnier than Uncle Lou when he gets a couple of beers in him. No wonder the only Canadians anyone's ever heard of are the ones who have gotten the hell out. Anyone with talent who stayed would be flattened under an avalanche of equality. The thing Canadians don't understand is that some people are extraordinary and should be treated as such.

Whenever I get dumped, I nail the door shut so that no one can come inside, get a towel and clip it around my neck so it's like a Superman cape, take off my shoes so I can slide across the room, and...get a fake mic, like a celery stick or a pen, and I play any record that features the vocalist Ronnie James Dio. And you can just pretend you're Dio, because on every album he does, he has minimum one, usually three, *EVIL WOMAN LOOK OUT!*- songs. And if you wanna point like Dio, it's a three-finger point. (heavy metal voice) 'The exit is that way. Evil LURKS! Evil lurks in twilight! Dances in the DARK! Evil woman! Just WALK AWAY!

Personal piety and formal worship are essential to the Christian life, but they must lead to lives that “act justly and love mercy” (Mic. 6:8).

Hai să ne întoarcem! ― Eşti nebună? Judeci marea după o bucăţică din ea? Ce-ai zice dacă cineva văzîndu-ţi degetul cel mic ar spune că eşti urîtă? Stai, ia uită-te acum...

During an especially noisy elementary school assembly I witnessed a common marvel.  Someone spoke,"Once upon a time..." into the mic, and the room hushed.  Such magic never ceases to amaze me.

Odată, când eram mic, mă întorceam acasă într-un car cu fân. Asta se petrecea la via noastră de lângă Râmnicu-Sărat. Adormisem și m-am trezit deodată, singur în carul cu fân - și deasupra mea erau numai stele. Erau numai stele. Și parcă totul se oprise pe loc. Parcă timpul nu mai curgea. Nu erau decât stele.

Nașterea mea n-a adus nici cel mai mic câștig universului. Moartea mea nu-i va micșora nici imensitatea, nici splendoarea. Nimeni n-a putut vreodată sa-mi explice de ce am venit, de ce voi pleca.

When you’re in a band, you spend the first four hundred thousand years of your career dragging around your own crap. Your speakers, speaker stands, mixing head, mics, pickups, power cables, mic cables, speaker cables, instruments, the everything. You forget something, you’re screwed. You break something, you’re screwed. You don’t have a long enough extension cord? Screwed. Once you hit it big, though — You’re packing your shit into a late-model Mustang and a pickup truck and hoping you didn’t forget anything.

If you want to keep breathing, don’t ever call the love of my life a bitch.

Powerful women don’t need another pair of yoga pants, we need a mic.

I got the tattoo because I wanted to remember that feeling that you gave me the first time I met you. When you burst inside and demanded to make a connection. I wanted to remember to not be afraid of that, anymore. Even if it doesn’t look the same for everyone. Even if some people speak with their hands, some use a mic, or art, whatever. You did it with your friendship with us.

Ce naiba caut aici? De ce fac chestia asta? Ce sens are? E setul de întrebări de care n-ai voie să te atingi dacă vrei să treci linia de finiș. Când lași un asemenea gând să se cuibărească în mintea ta, el face loc dezamăgirii. E ca un mic cal troian. E rețeta perfectă pentru abandon.

The fact that you have access to the microphone doesn't mean you know everything. There are others listening to you, who know more things than you do, but do not have access to the platform to say it.

Totul se găsește în puțin. Copilul e mic, dar include omul, creierul e strâmt, dar adăpostește gândirea. Ochiul nu e decât un punct, dar cuprinde spații vaste.

(In the Afghan parliament, apparently, they disconnect the mics when they don’t want to hear the women speak).

My last performance Some old lady drops the mic And kills everyone I

To Canadians, everyone is equal. Joni Mitchell is interchangeable with a secretary at open-mic night. Frank Gehry is no greater than a hack pumping out McMansions on AutoCAD. John Candy is no funnier than Uncle Lou when he gets a couple of beers in him. No wonder the only Canadians anyone’s ever heard of are the ones who have gotten the hell out. Anyone with talent who stayed would be flattened under an avalanche of equality.

I still remember "the mighty Cros" visiting the ranch in his van. That van was a rolling laboratory that made Jack Casady's briefcase look like chicken feed. Forget I said that! Was my mic on?

When I was in school, I wanted to be W. Eugene Smith. He was a legendary staffer at Life, a consummate photojournalist, and an architect of the photo essay. He was also kinda crazy. That was obvious when he came to lecture at Syracuse University and put a glass of milk and a glass of vodka on the lectern. Both were gone at the end of the talk. He was taking questions and I was in the front row, hanging on every word. Mr. Smith, is the only good light available light?” came the question. He leaned into the microphone. “Yes,” he baritoned, and paused. A shudder ran through all of us. That was it! No more flash! God’s light or nothing! But then he leaned back into the mic, “By that, I mean, any &*%%@$ light that’s available.” Point taken.

Jeremy got to his bike and pulled on his helmet making some adjustments with his radio mic. Next came the sunglasses and Rafe almost had to cross his legs against the wave of lust pooling nicely in his groin.

Patima din glasul lui Ion îl infiora pe Titu. Îndîrjirea, egoismul și cruzimea cu care omul acesta a urmărit o țintă, fără să se uite în dreapta și în stânga, îl infricoșau, dar îl și mișcau. Se gândi la șovăielile lui din vremea aceasta, la zig-zagurile neputincioase, la alergările lui după țeluri de-abia întrezărite și se simți mic în fața țăranului care a mers drept înainte, trecând nepăsător peste toate piedicile, luptând neobosit, împins de o patimă mare. El se frământă cu dorințe nelămurite, făurește planuri peste puterile lui, trăiește cu visuri fermecate, și alături de dânsul viața înaintează vijelios. Un simțământ de slăbiciune îi strânse inima.

The stage is a cage, the mic is a third rail.

Sufletul omului...În fața lui, aproape de noi, mic de încape într-un corp șubred, stăm ca în fața infinitului.

Hopeful dreams - even where crack kings’ and dope fiends feast. Dust from the ash and rubble; they shine like bright stars once the mic is gripped and the bars are spit.

Nothing can fix me: just mic keep alive like painkiller - deeply

What comes to mind when you think of Clay Coolidge?" (...) "Sex appeal, boozehound, makes love to the mic, rock star, stadium filler.

Chiar şi cel mai mic neadevăr îl strică pe om, la fel cum o picătură de otravă poate strica un lac întreg.

I’m on a dry spell. You’d think there would be some hot musician types on the road but they’re all way too emo. I just want to be tossed around a bit. Manhandled, you know? Call me a dirty little slut and I’m all for it. These cry-into-the-mic types aren’t doing it for me.

My apologies, see, I forgot my manners. I get on the mic ’cause it’s my life. You show off for girls and cameras. You a pop star, not a rapper. A Vanilla Ice or a Hammer. Y’all hear this crap he dumping out? Somebody get him a Pamper. And a crown for me. The best have heard about me. You can only spell “brilliant” by first spelling Bri. You see, naturally, I do my shit with perfection. Better call a bodyguard ’cause you gon’ need some protection, And on this here election, the people crown a new leader. You didn’t see this coming, and your ghostwriters didn’t either. I came here to ether. I’m sorry to do this to you. This is no longer a battle, it’s your funeral, boo. I’m murdering you. On my corner they call me coroner, I’m warning ya. Tell the truth, this dude is borin’ ya. You confused like a foreigner. I’ll explain with ease: You’re just a casualty in the reality of the madness of Bri. No fallacies, I spit maladies, causin’ fatalities, And do it casually, damaging rappers without bandaging. Imagining managing my own label, my own salary. And actually, factually, there’s no MC that’s as bad as me. Milez? That’s cute. But it don’t make me cower. I move at light speed, you stuck at per hour. You spit like a lisp. I spit like a high power. Bri’s the future, and you Today like Matt Lauer. You coward. But you’re a G? It ain’t convincing to me. You talk about your clothes, about your shopping sprees. You talk about your Glock, about your i-c-e. But in this here ring, they all talking ’bout me, Bri!

She's not mine, you sick fuck. She's not some piece of fucking property you only respect because she belongs to another man. You respect her because she's a fucking woman who deserves to take a train home without being harassed by assholes like you.

A well-dressed, self-assured business executive steps into a quiet corner of the conference room, crowded with people. Everyone there is aware of her presence. She's dark-haired, petite, and alluring. She is quick to smile, and when she does, her whole face lights up. Her enthusiasm is infectious. Young men and women nod as they pass by, briefly breaking off their conversations with colleagues. The executive looks down at her compact electronic device and quickly texts: "Smile. Talk into the mic. Good luck.

This is a love story,” Michael Dean says, ”but really what isn’t? Doesn’t the detective love the mystery or the chase, or the nosey female reporter who is even now being held against her wishes at an empty warehouse on the waterfront? Surely, the serial murder loves his victims, and the spy loves his gadgets, or his country or the exotic counterspy. The ice-trucker is torn between his love for ice and truck and the competing chefs go crazy for scallops, and the pawnshop guys adore their junk. Just as the housewives live for catching glimpses of their own botoxed brows in gilded hall mirrors and the rocked out dude on ‘roids totally wants to shred the ass of the tramp-tatted girl on hookbook. Because this is reality, they are all in love, madly, truly, with the body-mic clipped to their back-buckle and the producer casually suggesting, “Just one more angle.”, “One more jello shot.”. And the robot loves his master. Alien loves his saucer. Superman loves Lois. Lex and Lana. Luke loves Leia, til he finds out she’s his sister. And the exorcist loves the demon, even as he leaps out the window with it, in full soulful embrace. As Leo loves Kate, and they both love the sinking ship. And the shark, god the shark, loves to eat. Which is what the Mafioso loves too, eating and money and Pauly and Omertà. The way the cowboy loves his horse, loves the corseted girl behind the piano bar and sometimes loves the other cowboy. As the vampire loves night and neck. And the zombie, don’t even start with the zombie, sentimental fool, has anyone ever been more love-sick than a zombie, that pale dull metaphor for love, all animal craving and lurching, outstretched arms. His very existence a sonnet about how much he wants those brains. This, too is a love story.

The music glides between the pores of your skin to bubble through your veins in place of blood, and you can't help but clutch the mic with both trembling hands and let the song flow out of you like blood from a wound. In those moments, when the music has replaced everything and even awareness of your own body has faded, you can't breathe, can't do anything but let the song own you, let the performance rocket through you. There's no people, no problems in your life, no buzz of alcohol in your blood or pain in your heart.

Those most oppressed do not owe you thanks for acting in allyship (it’s just the right thing to do), but we deserve gratitude for showing you the way. For teaching you, holding space for you, and leading the charge toward our collective liberation. Gratitude means crediting our words and work, remunerating us, and otherwise supporting us physically, mentally, emotionally, and energetically. We don’t need you to be a voice for the voiceless, because nobody is without a (metaphorical) voice. We just need you to pass the damn mic.

My next important discovery: Children of Hermes cannot rap. At all. Bless his conniving little heart, Cecil Markowitz tried his best, but he kept throwing off my rhythm with his spastic clapping and terrible air mic noises. After a few trial runs, I demoted him to dancer. His job would be to shimmy back and forth and wave his hands, which he did with the enthusiasm of a tent-revival preacher. The others managed to keep up. They still looked like half-plucked, highly combustible chickens, but they bopped with the proper amount of soul.

Sometimes people feel ownership over the things that make us us,” Yuki says into the mic. “Sometimes the things that are familiar to us and feel safe to us, remnants of our childhood and old lives, are locked away by someone who wants us to be different and look different and follow their rules. Sometimes lonely creatures are not of their own making.

Do you know why you‟ve found me half-naked? Do you know what this is?" I don‟t know, sir. What is this?” “This is karma. This is every negative thing I‟ve done, coming back to take a big bite of my ass.” The tightness in her throat eased. She strove to match the light tone his response invited. “That is unfortunate. Particularly as, in my professional opinion, the consequences of your actions are worse than you imagine.” “Why do you say that, Winters?” “Because you are much more than half-naked, sir. And although I have many talents, protecting you from mystical kar mic forces is not one of them.” He tilted his head, as if weighing that. “So chances are, I‟ll lose my shorts before we‟re done.

It takes the light in our hearts to see magic that is invisible to most people.

Come, Holy Spirit, living in Mary. Help me to find the love of the Heart of Jesus hidden in the darkness.

Come, Holy Spirit, living in Mary. Help me listen to Jesus’ thirst.

Dee checks to make sure his mic is turned off. ‘It’s not about common sense.’ Dee surveys the crowd with some pride. Dum also checks to make sure his mic is off. ‘It’s not about logic or practicality or anything that makes a remote amount of sense.’ He sports a wide grin. ‘That’s the whole point of a talent show,’ says Dee, doing a spin onstage. ‘It’s illogical, chaotic, stupid, and a whole hell of a lot of fun.’ Dee nods to Dum. ‘It’s what sets us apart from monkeys. What other species puts on talent shows?

Is it my turn yet?” Lassiter asked over the earpiece. “I was born ready for this.” “Of all the people who could be immortal,” V muttered, “why are you one of them?” “Because I’m awwwwwesome,” the fallen angel sang. “And I’m part of your team—” “No, you’re not—” “—living your dream!” Butch’s head started thumping even worse. “Shut up, Lass. I can’t do singing right now.” “It’s from Despicable Me,” the angel commented. Like he was being helpful. “Shut up,” V cut in. “Shut up.” Butch fought to keep his voice low. “We’ve got another four minutes in the gym. I’ll let you know when you can—” “I’m losing air over here, you know,” Lassiter bitched. “My inflatable is deflating.” V cursed. “That’s because it doesn’t want to be around you any more than we do.” “You keep this up and I’m going to start thinking my enmity is mutual.” “About fucking time.” Right, Butch didn’t get off on dragging soaking-wet, panicked idiots out of a pool—but, man, he was really frickin’ glad he wasn’t on the back side of the house with those two fighting. “Sit tight, Lass,” he said. “I’ll be in touch—and, V, for the love of God, will you turn off his fucking mic—” “Ow! Hey! What the fuck, V—

True worship of God springs from our inability to answer two simple questions posed by a biblical understanding of the fear of the Lord: (1) O God, who is like you in power, righteousness, mighty deeds, and in pardoning sin (Ps. 71:18-19; Mic. 7:18-20)? and (2) what are woman and man that God should look down from heaven and care for them and lift them up to sit with princes (Ps. 8:4; 113:5-8)?

Songs do not change the world,’ declares Jasper. ‘People do. People pass laws, riot, hear God and act accordingly. People invent, kill, make babies, start wars.’ Jasper lights a Marlboro. ‘Which begs a question. “Who or what influences the minds of the people who change the world?” My answer is “Ideas and feelings.” Which begs a question. “Where do ideas and feelings originate?” My answer is, “Others. One’s heart and mind. The press. The arts. Stories. Last, but not least, songs.” Songs. Songs, like dandelion seeds, billowing across space and time. Who knows where they’ll land? Or what they’ll bring?’ Jasper leans into the mic and, without a wisp of self-consciousness, sings a miscellany of single lines from nine or ten songs. Dean recognises, ‘It’s Alright Ma (I’m Only Bleeding)’, ‘Strange Fruit’ and ‘The Trail of the Lonesome Pine’. Others, Dean can’t identify, but the hardboiled press pack look on. Nobody laughs, nobody scoffs. Cameras click. ‘Where will these song-seeds land? It’s the Parable of the Sower. Often, usually, they land on barren soil and don’t take root. But sometimes, they land in a mind that is ready. Is fertile. What happens then? Feelings and ideas happen. Joy, solace, sympathy. Assurance. Cathartic sorrow. The idea that life could be, should be, better than this. An invitation to slip into somebody else’s skin for a little while. If a song plants an idea or a feeling in a mind, it has already changed the world.

Dacă este un păcat faptul că suntem oameni, nu este o ispășire faptul că murim. (...)Globul pământesc este mult pre mic și pre neîncăpător ca să ai dreptul singuratic la eroare.Fii perfect aici, ca sa poți greși între două stele, unde e loc liber imens și înțelegere pe măsură

Dacă este un păcat faptul că suntem oameni, nu este o ispășire faptul că murim. (...)Globul pământesc este mult pre mic și prea neîncăpător ca să ai dreptul singuratic la eroare. Fii perfect aici, ca sa poți greși între două stele, unde e loc liber imens și înțelegere pe măsură

His body walks out onto the darkened stage , and a roar goes up from the crowd. He stands in front of the mic, and he can feel his face twist in a sneer-the Elvis sneer from his dreams-though he never told it to move. He is powerless now, a spectator at his own moment of glory.

Notice that the story [of technical progress accelerating indefinitely] is not testable; we just have to wait around and see. If the predicted year of true AI's coming is false, too, another one can be forecast, a few decades into the future. AI in this sense is unfalsifiable and thus--according to the accepted rules of the scientific method--unscientific.

Prudenta lui ii egala averea. Era de o umilinta excesiva. Niciodata orgoliul nu-l prinsese in capcanele sale. Acest negustor se facea atat de mic, de bland, de placut si de sarac la curte, in fata printeselor, regilor si favoritilor, incat aceasa modestie si bonomie ii pazisera afacerea.

Dar de ce nu vorbeşti şi cu mine? Crezi cumva că de-aia n-am venit la patul tău înainte să mori, fiindcă te-am uitat?... Ştiu că poate cu timpul amintirea ta de când eram mic ar fi crescut iar la loc şi ar fi astupat-o pe cea de care mi-a fost mie frică să n-o capăt venind la patul tău, m-am gândit şi la asta, dar eu mai ştiu că nu toate încercările te lasă neatins... puţine te întăresc, toate caută să-ţi ia puterea... Şi eu vreau să spun ca şi tine că binele n-a pierit niciodată din omenire, dar că trebuie să ajungem să-l facem pentru toţi... Altfel crezi că merităm să vedem lumina soarelui?

Coșmarul pe care l-am trăit atunci, între iunie și decembrie, nu poate fi descris. E dureros și să mi-l amintesc. E genul de amintire pe care aș amputa-o bucuros din existența mea. Dar cu trecutul e ca și cu timpul. Dacă vrei ca el să moară, să-și piardă puterea asupra ta, nu poți fugi, trebuie să-l înfrunți, să ți-l asumi, să te lupți cu el și să-l supui tu înainte să te calce el în picioare. Cumva, de undeva, trebuie să găsești niște energii de a-l toca mărunt, până se face mic și neînsemnat, altfel te înghite. Trecutul nu trebuie să se creadă mai grozav decât este dacă vrei să nu aibă putere asupra ta. Trecutul trebuie să înțeleagă că nu poate avea ultimul cuvânt în viața unui om. E doar o parte peste care totul, oricând, se poate rescrie.

- Trebuie să-mi dai viaţa înapoi. Mi-ai luat-o când aveam paisprezece ani: de atunci rătăcesc după tine, ca umbra ta. Când te închini tu, mă închin şi eu, fără să vreau; când râzi, râd la fel, când gemi, mă doare aici ceva. Într-o vreme, daca mi-ai fi spus că la miezul nopţii, în locul lunii are să răsară soarele, aş fi stat ca o proastă noaptea întreagă la geam şi l-aş fi aşteptat să răsară. - Eva, dacă aş fi spus eu că soarele răsare la miezul nopţii, să ştii că ar fi răsărit; n-ai fi aşteptat degeaba. Eva îi puse mâna pe gură. - Lasă; acum te cunosc! Toate câte m-ai făcut să cred s-au dus şi au lăsat numai cenuşa lor. Acum ştiu şi când răsare soarele şi când apune. Ştiu foarte multe, auzi tu? Şi ştiu că aşa cum eşti, nu trebuie să mai pleci de lângă mine. De data asta te opresc. Încui uşa, oblonesc ferestrele, te ţin închis, te leg. - Da, Eva! Te rog! Ar fi spre binele meu! Era convinsă. Îi cuprinse grumazul cu braţele. - Am să te ţin aşa! N-am să-ţi mai dau drumul, niciodată. Nici nu mai ştiu dacă te iubesc. Poate că nu; poate te urăsc, dar când eşti lângă mine, e bine. Nu se poate altfel; tu eşti bărbatul meu! - Vrei să ne căsătorim? Inima ei bătu greu. - Nu ştiu. Vreau să nu mai pleci. Am fost o proastă; n-am făcut nimic să te ţin. Cred că mi-ar fi trebuit un efort mult mai mic decât cel pe care l-am făcut ca să cred ca te-am uitat...

Here's the thing about a crush. There is a lot of different kinds. Some of them are happy to pleasantly pluck away at a harp or an acoustic guitar in the corner of your mind. Some of them tap at the mic and ask for center stage. And some of them... some of them fly-tackle you and shove snow down your pants.

...zău dacă dobitocul ăsta mic nu merita o scatoalcă. De fapt, merita tot ce i s-a întîmplat. Pentru că s-a amăgit să creadă că viitorul îi va aduce numai lucruri bune. Cu condiţia să munceşti din greu. Să înveţi din greu. Să alergi din greu. Şi-atunci toate îţi vor merge strună, iar viaţa ta va avea un sens.

Un labirint cu bolti inalte, ca niste tunele la suprafata, imbracat in trandafiri agatatori, acoperea zona dinspre rasarit a gradinii. Din loc in loc erau intercalate mici gherete imbracate in flori ce ieseau in afara, cu o banca din lemn avand spatarul inalt. Ina nu rezistase ispitei trandafirilor. Le invatase soiurile de la Leopold: trandafirii albi „Lace Cascade” revarsati in flori marunte; „Singing in the Rain” cu petale infoliate, de culoarea caiselor, stropiti de diamantele din roua; trandafirii Thea ale caror cupe seducatoare, catifelate, imprastie parfumuri sofisticate; trandafirii japonezi amplu desfacuti in petale mari, rasfrante; trandafirii Damask invaluiti subtil in petale diafane de forma aripilor de fluturi... Ce sa aleaga mai intai? Din aceasta conjuratie picturala, trecand de la nuantele patinate de roz, galben, crem pana la rosu carmin, nu avea decat sa culeaga un buchet multicolor, prea mic pentru a cuprinde nestematele unei gradini intregi.

This is a big fucking deal!

Come, Holy Spirit, living in Mary. Help me to give myself entirely to Jesus through Mary.

Good humor pokes fun at the powerful — not the weak.

Fluturii n-au timp, şi nu ştiu că n-au timp. Din punctul ăsta de vedere, toţi suntem fluturi.

Nothing that is will always be.- Open Mic Singer

How can I have my 15 minutes of fame when open mics only allow you to perform for 10 minutes.

Un oraş atât de sufocant şi de mic, încât zilnic te împiedicai de oameni pe care îi urai.

Mike and Sarge were taking the straps off the buggies while Doc and Ted kept watch. Sarge was dropping the last strap into the trailer when his radio cracked, “Draco Three, Stump Knocker.” Sarge turned from the buggy to look out across the dried-up pond, keying his mic. “Go for Stump Knocker.” “Looks like you’ve got some fast movers heading your way from the east. They aren’t

Still, our guilt over leaving people behind nips at our heels, at every new station that we reach. For instance, whenever there is a convening at an academic conference, invariably some young radical person will get on the mic to ask, “Who isn’t in the room? Who are we excluding?” These questions matter, but they can also be deeply annoying because very often they are a performance of middle-class angst.

Yeah, they told us that time flies, didn't know what it means Now I feel like we just running around tryna Catch it and hoping to cut up its wings But that ain't gon' happen Joy, when was the last time we had it? I don't remember 'cause all that we do Is go backwards but that's what you get When you live in the past And I know we breathing but we not alive Really, is this the way we wanna die? 'Til you got everything bottled inside If only they knew what goes on in our minds I know what you thinking so don't try to hide Why do you look at me like you surprised? If you really mean what you write in these lines Why don't you fix it? 'Cause I'm getting tired Yeah, I can no longer do this Ever since you fell in love with the music See, you find a way to express what you feel But the moment that you get away from the mic You don't know what you doing Is it clear to you yet? I don't know what's going on in your head But eventually, you'll have to deal with the things That you talk about yeah, but I guess until then, we're lost

Why? Does it seem? That it's ALL a bunch of hype? Everyone hailing people who just can't get it right. The T.V.'s glorifying all the ways they're always trying, although it's slowly dying, it's to YOU they keep on lying!

Eliot probabil un ignu unul dintre puținii care e nostim când mănâncă (...) Burroughs cel mai pur ignu tunsoarea lui de culoarea smântânii degetul său mic stâng roz retezat din precoce temeiuri de ignu scrieri metafizice scrieri de iubiri psihanalitice biografia sa de narcoman o înfăptuire mai presus de un milion de dolari Céline el însuși un bătrân ignu stăpânind proza l-am văzut în Paris bătrân ramolit gentilom cu conversația poticnită cu truse de artist și trei pulovere călduroase în jurul gâtului mucegai cafeniu sub legendarele-i unghii de-a dreptul genial împărțind morfină întreaga noapte la 1400 de pasageri pe un vas ce se scufundă ,,Fiindcă se emoționaseră cu toții

He pins my arms down, and his face is inches from mine. “You’re not an object to me. You’re not a possession, but I own you in a way I’ve never wanted to own something before. I don’t want you on display or on my shelves for others to look at. To touch. And I sure as shit don’t want to sell you to someone else.” “Then what do you want from me?” I ask, hating the tears that threaten to fall from my eyes. He grabs my chin, forcing me to look at him. “Fuck, Mic, I want you.

Aaaand we have a winnerrrrr!" a man shouts into the mic in a singsong carnival voice as I lick the last of Patrick's ice cream from my fingers. "Pick out a prize for the beautiful girl." "For you," Patrick says, kneeling in front of me with a moose in his outstretched hands. I pull the stuffed animal to my chest. "Thank you. I shall love him always. I shall call him Holden Caulfield." "From the book?" "Yes, from the book. You were reading it when I saw you my first day here." "You remember that?" "It's one of my favorite books," I say. "You were totally checking me out." "Patrick! Not in front of Holden Caulfield!" I cover the moose's floppy ears with my hands, hoping neither he nor Patrick sees the red flooding my cheeks.

A boat was a place where no one could reach you, a place where some boy couldn't slide into your path to make you a prop in his joke. Even when the boys rowed past us, all we'd do was holler or chant; we didn't have to drop everything to watch them, which was the usual expectation. (Do you remember, for instance, the fake Woodstock that Marco Washington and Mike Stiles set up on the quad? They hauled couches from the dorms, used extension cords for guitars and stand mics. I joined the audience to listen to their terrible playing because it was the thing to do. Just as Open Dorm nights were for girls to feign interest in boys playing video games. Just as the only sporting events with full stands were for boys' teams. At the time, what rankled was the idea that we were supposed to see these boys as the stars, to fall at their sweaty feet. What bothers me now is those boys internalizing girls as audience, there only to act as mirrors, to make their accomplishments realer.)

I knew better than that. Like throwing away well-intentioned phone numbers, I knew better than to ask for things I clearly couldn’t have. “Can this one camera be disabled without another one going up in its place?” I asked promptly, and watched shock pass across his shadowed face. “No cameras, no mics?” "That’s it?” “It would be nice to have one place that’s genuinely private,” I explained with a shrug. It almost felt strange to have my hair shifting across my back and shoulders with the gesture. “You can see us everywhere else we go, even watch us on the toilet if you had a wish to. Having just a single place devoid of cameras would be beneficial. A mental-health exercise, in a way.” He watched me for a long time before answering. “Something that benefits all of you.” “Yes.” “I tell you to ask for anything, and you ask for something that benefits all of you.” “It benefits me too.” He laughed again and reached for me, pulling me against his chest so he could kiss me. His hands moved over the fastenings of my dress, and as he lowered me to the mist-damp stone, I closed my eyes and let my thoughts drift off to Annabel Lee and her grave in the kingdom by the sea. I didn’t think angels would ever be jealous of me.

Trace,” she prompted. “Would you like to tell our friends our exciting news?” Her expression indicated that she’d barely been able to not call him a dumbass for gaping at her like an idiot. “Of course I would.” He turned and flashed his panty-dropping grin at the audience. “Our exciting news is that Kylie and I are expecting.” The response was almost deafening. A hand smacked him hard in the chest. “We’re expecting y’all to come see us on the road. Because tonight we’re kicking off our The Other Side of Me tour,” she clarified, practically shouting into the mic over the bedlam. He winked when she glared at him.

I leaned against the SUV he was working on. “So….” “So?” he asked, looking back down at the tablet. “How rich are we?” He snorted. “Get back to work.” And I was going to do just that, except that Kelly Bennett decided to appear right at that moment. Wearing a deputy’s uniform. Tight green pants with a tan button-up shirt that pulled against his torso. He had a mic clipped near his shoulder and a black utility belt around his waist. He wasn’t carrying a gun, but I barely noticed because at that exact moment, I discovered my legs decided to quit working and I tripped and fell into the side of the SUV. Everyone stopped what they were doing to look at me. “Sorry,” I said quickly, using the SUV to pull myself back up. And immediately hit the top of my head on the open hood. “Son of a bitch.” “What are you doing?” Gordo asked slowly. I laughed wildly. “Nothing! It’s nothing. Just… don’t even worry about it.” He turned toward the front of the garage. “Oh no,” he said when he saw who was standing there. “Not this again.” He pointed the tablet at Kelly. “I swear to god, if I find an animal carcass brought here at any point, I will make both your lives a living hell. Do you understand me? I’m getting too old for this shit.” “I can’t believe we have to watch this all over again,” Chris said to Tanner. “It was bad enough the first time. Remember when Robbie figured out that he wanted to put himself all over Kelly?” “Yeah,” Tanner said. “How could I forget? We had to tell Ms. Martin that her side mirror was broken by accident instead of telling her the truth, that Robbie got a weird wolf boner and forgot his own strength.” “Maybe it’ll be like it was with Ox and Joe,” Rico said, tapping a socket wrench against his hand. “Mini muffins, you know? I ate, like, ten of them.” Chris looked scandalized. “You did what? That was one of their mystical moon magic presents! You don’t touch another man’s mystical moon magic present, Rico. They could have killed you, or worse, gotten confused and made you their mate.” He frowned. “Are there werewolf threesomes? That sounds complicated. Too many limbs. I don’t know anything about being a wolf.

For me the poem and the poetry open mic isn’t about competition and it never will be. Honestly? It's wrong. The open mic is about 1 poet, one fellow human being up on a stage or behind a podium sharing their work regardless of what form or style they bring to it. In other words? The guy with the low slam score is more than likely a far better poet-writer than the guy who actually won. But who are you? I ? Or really anyone else to judge them? The Poetry Slam has become an overgrown, over used monopoly on American literature and poetry and is now over utilized by the academic & public school establishments. And over the years has sadly become the "McDonalds Of Poetry". We can only hope that the same old stale atmosphere of it all eventually becomes or evolves into something new that translates to and from the written page and that gives new poets with different styles & authentic voices a chance to share their work too.

Nocturnă Uitarea venea... a venit. O lacrimă cade jos, totul tace, Lampa obosită a clipit, Orice obiect atins şopteşte: lasă-mă-n pace... De-acum... Auzi, ploaia plânge pe drum Pe un adânc tumult, Pe urma unui mic pantof într-un parc de demult... Adorm... ascult... Afară, la fereastră, toamna a spus: - Of! Nocturne Oblivion comes . . . came. A tear falls; total silence, The tired lamp twinkles, Every touched thing whispers, let me alone. Now... Listen, outside the rain sheds its tears ― A serious dispute centers on A scrap of a small shoe in an old park . . . I sleep . . . I listen . . . Outside a window, autumn says: Oh!

People come and go all the time but I’ve built a castle around me, making it hard for anyone to enter. I just want to feel safe. I just want to be fine.  But then someone leaves and I am alone and now I wish for nothing more than people people all kinds of people to come into my castle where we can sit in a ring and hold hands and tell stories and keep warm. Everyone would be welcome. Everyone would just love each other and I would heal. slowly. remembering all the things I’ve written before. but it’s so hard now. poetry says so little some days. but i know it will, soon, again. I have no one around so I talk to myself, turned the mic on one night and somewhere on the way I formulated proper thoughts and real ideas, and my heart felt a little better after every hour and I fell in love with the thought that maybe by sharing the things that keep me up at night, I could help someone else, maybe? Or just, have a conversation with you? If you care? I would love to let you in—into my castle—the door is open.  It’s like ... I’m sitting on a chair with my hands resting on my legs, palms turned open to the sky. I have so little in me, but I would give you whatever I can. just … stay? a little? hold my hand? tell me something. Loneliness is so hard when you’re left in it.

Then Terry - fucking Terry, the Blind King, the pain in the ass, the boy who tapped on her basement window, the kid who asked her the question that started everything, that caused all this pain, that sparked a thousand shows, the boy who said, "You wanna start a band?" - he grabbed his mic and right on time, right on cue, he said the words that were coming but that Kris thought he would never sing: "And inside that hole!" Terry shouted, and the black ocean fell silent, its colossal sound held back for three seconds, its power coiling, building up, about to overflow. "And inside that hole!" Terry shouted again, "is Black Iron Mountain!

The way you might fear a cow sitting down in the middle of the street during rush hour, that’s how I fear Canadians. To Canadians, everyone is equal. Joni Mitchell is interchangeable with a secretary at open-mic night. Frank Gehry is no greater than a hack pumping out McMansions on AutoCAD. John Candy is no funnier than Uncle Lou when he gets a couple of beers in him. No wonder the only Canadians anyone’s ever heard of are the ones who have gotten the hell out. Anyone with talent who stayed would be flattened under an avalanche of equality. The thing Canadians don’t understand is that some people are extraordinary and should be treated as such.

Pippa’s hair was down and fell over her shoulders. Beneath her jersey dress, her body was easy to imagine, and I reached forward, sliding a hand around her waist to pull her just a little closer. I wanted to kiss her. I knew that in part it was the wine, and the beer, and the heady sense of freedom in a small town where I knew no one, but I also knew that in no part was that feeling about Becky. Pippa bounced against me, singing terribly into the mic—perfect for the song, really. Her earrings cascaded down from her ears, nearly touching her shoulders. Her bracelets clanged on her wrist. Her lipstick stained her lips a seductive fire-red, and it made her happy smile seem boundless.

If I were you, I'd go stretch myself over her grave and die like a faithful dog.

Frankie,I noticed as I flipped the mic up to its normal position, was staring at me through narrowed eyes, clapping so slowly that I could actually measure the silence in between beats. I felt about three inches tall as I stepped off the stage. ~~~ "...and went down like a rock.Bam." "Oh,man. What did you do?" "What could I do?" I shrugged. "I hopped up, took a bow, and ran. I was late to meet you." Alex was gently rubbing my bare knee. I'd rolled up my jeans to show him the bruise already blossoming there. "I would have caught you," he said, fingers sliding to the inside of my leg and making my insides feel like jelly. "Not likely, O Gallant One.The stage is only a foot high." "I gotta see this place sometime.

Throughout the biblical story, from Genesis to Revelation, every radical challenge from the biblical God is both asserted and then subverted by its receiving communities— be they earliest Israelites or latest Christians. That pattern of assertion-and-subversion, that rhythm of expansion-and-contraction, is like the systole-and-diastole cycle of the human heart. In other words, the heartbeat of the Christian Bible is a recurrent cardiac cycle in which the asserted radicality of God’s nonviolent distributive justice is subverted by the normalcy of civilization’s violent retributive justice. And, of course, the most profound annulment is that both assertion and subversion are attributed to the same God or the same Christ. Think of this example. In the Bible, prophets are those who speak for God. On one hand, the prophets Isaiah and Micah agree on this as God’s vision: “they shall beat their swords into plowshares, / and their spears into pruning hooks; / nation shall not lift up sword against nation, / neither shall they learn war any more” (Isa. 2:4 = Mic. 4:3). On the other hand, the prophet Joel suggests the opposite vision: “Beat your plowshares into swords, / and your pruning hooks into spears; / let the weakling say, ‘I am a warrior’” (3:10). Is this simply an example of assertion-and-subversion between prophets, or between God’s radicality and civilization’s normalcy? That proposal might also answer how, as noted in Chapter 1, Jesus the Christ of the Sermon on the Mount preferred loving enemies and praying for persecutors while Jesus the Christ of the book of Revelation preferred killing enemies and slaughtering persecutors. It is not that Jesus the Christ changed his mind, but that in standard biblical assertion-and-subversion strategy, Christianity changed its Jesus.

„Am întâlnit omul care se agită fără rost. Și omul acesta poate fi de diferite feluri: și mare, și mic, și prost, și învățat, și chiar din popor-și peste toți: zădărnicie. Nu au frumusețe și nici nu vor să aibă; toți merg spre moarte și fiecare își laudă propria moarte, dar să privească spre unicul adevăr-la asta nu se gândește; iar a trăi fără Dumnezeu este doar un chin.

Ce vrem noi, femeile? Dac-am şti ce vrem, ar fi foarte simplu, însă ne complicăm în fiecare clipă, cu fiecare gând. Ne enervăm pentru toate prostiile şi-i supărăm şi pe ei. Ne supărăm până şi pe noi cu toate nimicurile astea. Dacă totul merge bine, e imposibil să nu găsim noi ceva mic, mic de care să ne agăţăm, şi apoi facem o furtună într-un pahar cu apă. Vrem linişte, dar nu ne place să fim singure, vrem iubire, dar nu ne place să fim asfixiate, vrem atenţie. Dacă avem totul, precis găsim noi ceva.

Liniştea deplină şi răcoarea pereţilor o mai liniştiră. Îşi sprijini capul în palme, gândindu-se că părinţii aveau să se întoarcă în câteva ore de la câmp şi aveau să ceară socoteală. Hotărî să nu facă niciuna dintre treburile casei şi să dea vina pe Ileana. Deodată, se auzi încet ticăitul unui ceas, venit parcă de undeva de departe. Maria ştia că era Ceasul casei. Ştia pentru că în casa lor din chirpici, cu patru odăi, pod şi două hornuri, nu se găsea niciun orologiu. Părinţii ei se culcau şi se trezeau odată cu găinile, iar când primele raze ale dimineţii luminau ograda, mumă-sa deja mulgea vaca, iar taică-său înhăma boii. Ticăitul se auzea de undeva din pereţi şi se oprea la cel mai mic zgomot. Mai știa că era Ceasul casei pentru că aşa îi spusese bunică-sa cu ani în urmă, înainte să închidă ochii şi să plece departe, în acea poieniţă înflorită unde, pesemne, este mereu primăvară şi fluturi albi şi blânzi zboară purtaţi de vântul cald. Auzise că atât timp cât ceasul ticăia, casa era ferită de rele şi că, dacă cineva ar fi căutat ceasul prin tencuială şi ar fi dat peste el, casa s-ar fi dărâmat.

She remembers rehearsals. Wrong notes turning to right ones, dissonance becoming harmony. She remembers “O Holy Night” sounding so perfect, in the end, her voice wrapping itself around Jonah’s like they were created just for this. She remembers his smile at her from across their shared mic. She remembers getting asked to reprise her duet with Jonah a year later. Just after everything happened with Luke. But then Mr. Boyden took her aside. Told her that Jonah had backed out. He’d said he was too busy for extra rehearsals, but she knew: it was because of her. She saw it in Jonah’s face, in the way he avoided her eyes. She saw it in everyone else’s faces too. She was a bullet he’d just dodged. She remembers standing up for the solo she was given instead—her last performance before she quit choir. She remembers opening her mouth, nothing coming out. She’d cleared her throat, tried again. Her voice emerged, but all wrong: small and shaky and sharp. With everyone looking at her, with the rumors still swirling, she felt exposed. She felt small and shaky and sharp. Vulnerable, but made of angles and thorns.

This is a love story, Michael Deane says. But, really, what isn’t? Doesn’t the detective love the mystery, or the chase, or the nosy female reporter, who is even now being held against her wishes at an empty warehouse on the waterfront? Surely the serial murderer loves his victims, and the spy loves his gadgets or his country or the exotic counterspy. The ice trucker is torn between his love for ice and truck, and the competing chefs go crazy for scallops, and the pawnshop guys adore their junk just as the Housewives live for catching glimpses of their own Botoxed brows in gilded hall mirrors, and the rocked-out dude on ‘roids totally wants to shred the ass of the tramp-tatted girl on Hookbook, and because this is reality, they are all in love—madly, truly—with the body mic clipped to their back buckle, and the producer casually suggesting just one more angle, one more Jell-O shot. And the robot loves his master, alien loves his saucer, Superman loves Lois, Lex, and Lana, Luke love Leia (till he finds out she’s his sister), and the exorcist loves the demon even as he leaps out the window with it, in full soulful embrace, as Leo loves Kate and they both love the sinking ship, and the shark—God, the shark loves to eat, which is what the Mafioso loves, too—eating and money and Paulie and omerta` --the way the cowboy loves his horse, loves the corseted girl behind the piano bar, and sometimes loves the other cowboy, as the vampire loves night and neck, and the zombie—don’t even start with the zombie, sentimental fool; has anyone ever been more lovesick than a zombie, that pale, dull metaphor for love, all animal craving and lurching, outstretched arms, his very existence a sonnet about how much he wants those brains? This, too, is a love story.

POMPIERUL: Nu vreţi să vă spun nişte poveşti? DOAMNA SMITH: Vai, cum să nu, sunteţi o comoară. (îl îmbrăţişează.) DOMNUL SMITH, DOAMNA MARTIN, DOMNUL MARTIN: Da, da, poveşti, bravo, bravo! (Aplaudă.) POMPIERUL: Interesant e că poveştile pompierilor sunt toate adevărate şi trăite. POMPIERUL: Vorbesc despre lucruri pe care le-am trăit pe pielea mea. Realitatea şi numai realitatea. Nimic din cărţi. DOMNUL MARTIN: Aşa e, nu în cărţi găseşti adevărul, ci în viaţă. DOAMNA SMITH: Daţi-i drumul! DOMNUL MARTIN: Daţi-i drumul! DOAMNA MARTIN: Linişte, începe. POMPIERUL tuşeşte de mai multe ori: Iertaţi-mă, dar nu vă mai uitaţi aşa la mine. Mă jenez. Ştiţi că sunt timid. DOAMNA SMITH: Ce comoară de om! (Îl îmbrăţişează.) POMPIERUL: Încerc totuşi să încep. Dar promiteţi-mi că nu ascultaţi. DOAMNA MARTIN: Păi, dacă nu ascultăm, n-auzim nimic. POMPIERUL: La asta nu m-am gândit! DOAMNA SMITH: V-am zis eu: are suflet de copil. DOMNUL MARTIN, DOMNUL SMITH: Vai ce copil mic şi scump! (îl îmbrăţişează.) DOAMNA MARTIN: Curaj. POMPIERUL: Bine. (Tuşeşte, apoi începe cu o voce tremu-rând de emoţie.) Câinele şi boul, fabulă experimentală: „într-o bună zi, alt bou l-a întrebat pe alt câine: «Tu de ce nu ţi-ai înghiţit trompa? — Pardon, i-a răspuns câinele, am crezut că-s elefant.»

Acestă dorință de a mă simți acasă oriunde m-aș afla m-a însoțit toată viața și oriunde mă opresc, fie hotel, tren, vapor sau găzduită în casa altuia, îmi rânduiesc totdeauna un ungher, oricât ar fi de mic sau de simplu. Pentru acesta, nu-mi trebuie lucruri de preț: o țesătură veche, un vas de pământ, un mănunchi de flori, cine știe ce lucrușor neînsemnat, adunat de ici sau de colo; orice ar fi, mi-e de ajuns, îndată ce culoarea, forma sau linia îmi sunt pe placul ochilor. Darul de a împodobi odăi sau colțișoare mi-a dat unele dintre cele mai vii mulțumiri și bucurii din viața mea. E un imbold nestăvilit sau mai bine aș zice un avânt spre frumusețe. Trebuie să am în jurul meu ceva care îmi mulțumește privirea; fie sau nu lucru de preț, pot creea frumusețe cu mijloacele cele mai simple.

Astă-noapte m-am gîndit la doi colegi de liceu, de origine ţărănească, extrem de săraci: unul a devenit popă de ţară, celălalt a făcut şcoala militară. Or mai fi trăind ? Habar n-am. Ceea ce m-a făcut să mă gîndesc la ei este un lucru inexplicabil care mă frapase încă din timpul şcolii: amîndoi ştiau totul fără să înveţe. Erau la fel de buni la toate materiile, înţelegeau din prima orice detaliu ştiinţific şi îşi aminteau perfect toate fleacurile pe care le puteau debita profesorii. Erau nu mai puţin dotaţi pentru limbi, deşi niciunul din ei nu avea nici cel mai mic talent literar. Talentele lor erau de domeniul cunoaşterii: tot ce putea fi ştiut, ştiau fără niciun efort, îi invidiam, eu care nu eram capabil decît de divagaţii literare. Gîndindu-te la ei, ai fi tentat să dezgropi teoria reminiscenţei: s-ar spune că-şi aminteau tot ce ştiau, de vreme ce nimic nu-i costa nici cel mai mic efort. Napoleon, care-a purtat 60 de bătălii, a spus că la ultima dintre ele nu ştia despre arta războiului mai multe decît la prima. Era şi cazul colegilor mei... în prima zi cînd au intrat în clasă, veniţi din satul lor, ştiau tot ce era de ştiut, adică trebuia doar să li se amintească ce purtau în ei; să înveţe însă, în sensul propriu al cuvîntului, nu, la asta nu s-ar fi înjosit niciodată.

On the night of September 13, Bill O’Reilly had an exchange with Sam Husseini, a former spokesperson for the American-Arab Anti-Discrimination Committee, that characterized Fox’s position as it was developing. “Here’s what we’re going to do, and I’ll let you react to it,” O’Reilly said. “We’re going to take out this Osama bin Laden. Now, whether we go in with air power or whether we go in with a Delta force, he’s a dead man walking. He’s through. He should have been through long before this. He’s been wanted for eight years. Now, they’re going to go in and they’re going to get him. If the Taliban government of Afghanistan does not cooperate, then we will damage that government with air power, probably. All right? We will blast them, because …” Husseini told O’Reilly that innocent Afghans would be killed by a protracted air strike. “Doesn’t make any difference,” O’Reilly huffed. “Bill—” “They—it was an act of war.” “No, no. It does make a difference,” Husseini said. “I don’t want more civilians dead. We’ve had civilians dead in New York and now you’re saying maybe it’s okay to have civilians dead in Afghanistan.” “Mr. Husseini, this is war.” “Yeah, exactly. And in war you don’t kill civilians. You don’t kill women and children. Those are your words, Bill.” “Oh, stop it,” O’Reilly said. “You just made the most absurd statement in the world. That means we wouldn’t have bombed the Nazis or the Japanese. We wouldn’t have done any of that, because you don’t want somebody who has declared war on us to be punished. Come on.” “Who declared war on us?” “The terrorist states have declared war, Mr. Husseini!” “Get them. Get the terrorists,” Husseini said. “Cut his mic,” O’Reilly responded, waving his finger across the screen, the lower third of which was covered with Stars and Stripes graphics and a caption that read: “AMERICA UNITES.

She clicks on the last slide, and that’s when it happens. “Me So Horny” blasts out of the speakers and my video, mine and Peter’s, flashes on the projector screen. Someone has taken the video from Anonybitch’s Instagram and put their own soundtrack to it. They’ve edited it too, so I bop up and down on Peter’s lap at triple speed to the beat. Oh no no no no. Please, no. Everything happens at once. People are shrieking and laughing and pointing and going “Oooh!” Mr. Vasquez is jumping up to unplug the projector, and then Peter’s running onstage, grabbing the microphone out of a stunned Reena’s hand. “Whoever did that is a piece of garbage. And not that it’s anybody’s fucking business, but Lara Jean and I did not have sex in the hot tub.” My ears are ringing, and people are twisting around in their seats to look at me and then shifting back around to look at Peter. “All we did was kiss, so fuck off!” Mr. Vasquez, the junior class advisor, is trying to grab the mic back from Peter, but Peter manages to maintain control of it. He holds the mic up high and yells out, “I’m gonna find whoever did this and kick their ass!” In the scuffle, he drops the mic. People are cheering and laughing. Peter’s being frog-marched off the stage, and he frantically looks out into the audience. He’s looking for me. The assembly breaks up then, and everyone starts filing out the doors, but I stay low in my seat. Chris comes and finds me, face alight. She grabs me by the shoulders. “Ummm, that was crazy! He freaking dropped the F bomb twice!” I am still in a state of shock, maybe. A video of me and Peter hot and heavy was just on the projector screen, and everyone saw Mr. Vasquez, seventy-year-old Mr. Glebe who doesn’t even know what Instagram is. The only passionate kiss of my life and everybody saw. Chris shakes my shoulders. “Lara Jean! Are you okay?” I nod mutely, and she releases me. “He’s kicking whoever did it’s ass? I’d love to see that!” She snorts and throws her head back like a wild pony. “I mean, the boy’s an idiot if he thinks for one second it wasn’t Gen who posted that video. Like, wow, those are some serious blinders, y’know?” Chris stops short and examines my face. “Are you sure you’re okay?” “Everybody saw us.” “Yeah…that sucked. I’m sure that was Gen’s handiwork. She must’ve gotten one of her little minions to sneak it onto Reena’s PowerPoint.” Chris shakes her head in disgust. “She’s such a bitch. I’m glad Peter set the record straight, though. Like, I hate to give him credit, but that was an act of chivalry. No guy has ever set the record straight for me.