Mcgregor Funny Quotes

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Amazing what the word treat can do for a certain someone.
Candace Havens (A Case for the Yarn Maker (Ainsley McGregor, #2))
Who changes their legal name to Yarn Goddess? I mean, for real.
Candace Havens (A Case for the Yarn Maker (Ainsley McGregor, #2))
Something fell and George was off, barking like a mad dog. What if whoever is back there hurts him? Oh. My. Goodness. If I do die, I can do so happily now. That man’s eyes were so blue—and I swore they changed color. “I made a huge mistake,” Jake said as he took the leash off of George. “I said p-i-z-z-a out loud. And he took off at a fast jog all the way back here from the park right through Ms. Helen’s sprinklers down the street.” And then nothing…no words entered my brain. I sniffed and quickly nodded, like I was about to cry. “Okay. Right. Amen.” Then I forced myself to slow down and not run back to my seat.
Candace Havens (A Case for the Yarn Maker (Ainsley McGregor, #2))
Hyperbolic statements will be the death of us all
William McGregor Robson
Funny how being decrepit, diseased and sentenced to death gave you so much power. She couldn’t go to Morocco nor even drive herself into town. She could hardly move off the couch. But she could say whatever she wanted: she had bitch licence.
Fiona McGregor (Indelible Ink: a novel)