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Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway.
Mary Kay Ash
Oh, man there's a marathon of Beaches running tomorrow night. Can we go after ten so I can see it once all the way through?" Everyone in the room turned to the blond-and-black haired guy, who was propped in the corner, massive arms over his chest. What," he said. "Look, it's not Mary Tyler Moore, 'kay? So you can 't give me shit." Vishous, the one with the black glove on his hand, glared across the room. "It's worse than Mary Tyler Moore. And to call you and idiot would be an insult to half-wits around the world." Are you kidding me? Bette Midler rocks. And I love the ocean. Sue me." Vishous glanced at the king. "You told me I could beat him. You promised." As soon as you come home," Wrath said as he got to his feet, "we'll hang him up by his armpits in the gym and you can use him as a punching bag." Thank you, baby Jesus." Blond-and-Black shook his head. "I swear, one of these days I'm going to leave." As one, the Brothers all pointed to the open door and let silence speak for itself. You guys suck.
J.R. Ward (Lover Avenged (Black Dagger Brotherhood, #7))
Pretend that every single person you meet has a sign around his or her neck that says, "Make me feel important." Not only will you succeed in sales, you will succeed in life.
Mary Kay Ash
The greatest polution problem we face today is negativity.
Mary Kay Ash
Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try.
Mary Kay Ash
If you think you can, you can. If you think you can't, you're right.
Mary Kay Ash
There are four kinds of people in this world: •those who make things happen •those who watch things happen •those who wonder what happened •those who don’t know that anything happened! I knew from a very early age that I wanted to be first on that list.
Mary Kay Ash
My goal in life is to live my life in such a way that when I die, someone can say, she cared
Mary Kay Ash
Don't limit yourself. Many people limit themselves to what they think they can do. You can go as far as your mind lets you. What you believe remember you can achieve.
Mary Kay Ash
While clothes may not make the woman, they certainly have a strong effect on her self-confidence, which, I believe, does make the woman.
Mary Kay Ash
Never, ever ask a former clergyman to say the blessing over a holiday dinner. Not if you like your dinner warm, anyway.
Mary Kay Andrews (Blue Christmas (Weezie and Bebe Mysteries, #3))
There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened.
Mary Kay Ash
For every failure, there's an alternative course of action. You just have to find it. When you come to a roadblock, take a detour.
Mary Kay Ash
Everyone wears a sign that says "Make me feel important
Mary Kay Ash
And that point is, it doesn't matter how long you've known somebody. People change. Or you don't really know them as well as you thought you did in the first place.
Mary Kay Andrews (Summer Rental)
It is far better to be exhausted from success than to be rested from failure.
Mary Kay Ash
There is a way; Up, Around, Over or Through
Mary Kay Ash (Mary Kay on People Management)
I felt bad for Lulu because I've been Lulu. It's really hard when you realize the guy you've been dating is basically a high schooler at heart. It make you feel like Mary Kay Letourneau. It's the worst. Until I was thirty, I only dated boys, as far as I can tell. I'll tell you why. Men scared the shit out of me. Men know what they want. Men make concrete plans. Men own alarm clocks. Men sleep on a mattress that isn't on the floor. Men tip generously. Men buy new shampoo instead of adding water to a nearly empty bottle of shampoo. Men go to the dentist. Men make reservations. Men go in for a kiss without giving you some long preamble about how they're thinking of kissing you.
Mindy Kaling
You have more issues than National Geographic by Austin LeFleur in Hissy Fit
Mary Kay Andrews
Give yourself something to work toward -- constantly.
Mary Kay Ash
God does not ask your ability Or your inability. He asks only your availability.
Mary Kay Ash
Do not desire to fit in. Desire to lead.“ - Mary Kay Ash
Mary Kay Ash
No powdery residue. But definitely suspicious. Smell." He slides a makeup catalog from beneath a microscope made out of a plate, a toilet paper roll, and an intricate arrangement of pipe cleaners. "Any ideas?" I take a scientific whiff. "Gardenia. Looks like those Mary Kay terrorists are at it again.
Sarah Ockler (Bittersweet)
A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch.
Mary Kay Ash
Don’t never depend on somebody else to take care of you, sugar. Trust in the Lord, and then you just take care of yourself, and things will work out fine.
Mary Kay Andrews (Little Bitty Lies)
Beyond the table, there is an altar, with candles lit for Billie Holiday and Willa Carter and Hypatia and Patsy Cline. Next to it, an old podium that once held a Bible, on which we have repurposed an old chemistry handbook as the Book of Lilith. In its pages is our own liturgical calendar: Saint Clementine and All Wayfarers; Saints Lorena Hickok and Eleanor Roosevelt, observed in the summer with blueberries to symbolize the sapphire ring; the Vigil of Saint Juliette, complete with mints and dark chocolate; Feast of the Poets, during which Mary Oliver is recited over beds of lettuce, Kay Ryan over a dish of vinegar and oil, Audre Lorde over cucumbers, Elizabeth Bishop over some carrots; The Exaltation of Patricia Highsmith, celebrated with escargots boiling in butter and garlic and cliffhangers recited by an autumn fire; the Ascension of Frida Khalo with self-portraits and costumes; the Presentation of Shirley Jackson, a winter holiday started at dawn and ended at dusk with a gambling game played with lost milk teeth and stones. Some of them with their own books; the major and minor arcana of our little religion.
Carmen Maria Machado (Her Body and Other Parties: Stories)
I may be furious and sad about what happened with us, but that doesn't make me believe that what we had wasn't real. And it doesn't make me believe that I won't find something that real again.
Mary Kay Andrews (Summer Rental)
A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
Mary Kay Ash
The speed of the leader is the speed of the gang." ~ Mary Kay
Mary Kay Ash
What the world thinks of me is none of my business.
Mary Kay Ash
Everyone has an invisible sign hanging from their neck saying ‘Make Me Feel Important.’ Never forget that when working with people.” Mary Kay Ash
Gary Chapman (Rising Above a Toxic Workplace: Taking Care of Yourself in an Unhealthy Environment)
All is indeed a Blessing IF you can just see beyond the veils; for it is ‘all’ an illusion and a test, and one of the greatest Divine Mysteries of this life cycle.” This IS my constant prayer, my mantra, my affirmation, reverberation, reiteration and my ever-living reality.
The Divine Prince Ty Emmecca
The community certainly included black English professors, like my mother, as well as black doctors and dentists, black mechanics, janitors, and contractors, black cobblers, wedding planners, real estate agents, and undertakers, several black lawyers, and a handful of black Mary Kay salespeople. As a child, however, I knew so many African Americans working in science, math, and engineering that I thought that’s just what black folks did.
Margot Lee Shetterly (Hidden Figures: The American Dream and the Untold Story of the Black Women Mathematicians Who Helped Win the Space Race)
Pretend that every single person you meet has a sign around his or her neck that says ‘Make Me Feel Important.’ Not only will you succeed in business, but you will succeed in life.” —MARY KAY ASH, FOUNDER OF MARY KAY COSMETICS
The Staff of Entrepreneur Media, Inc (Start Your Own Business: The Only Startup Book You'll Ever Need)
There are two things people want more than sex & money... recognition and praise.
Mary Kay Ash
They’d like the world to think they’re hot snot on a gold platter. But really, they’re just cold boogers on a paper plate.
Mary Kay Andrews (Savannah Blues (Weezie and Bebe Mysteries, #1))
When you come to a roadblock, take a detour
Mary Kay Ash
Never trust a man who hollers at the help,
Mary Kay Andrews (The High Tide Club)
sodoyouthinkyoucouldtrustmetogotothedancetonight?" she blurted before losing her nerve. Viktor and Viveka exchanged a quick glance. Are they considering it? They are! They trust - "No," they said together. Frankie resisted the urge to spark. Or scream. Or threaten to go on a charging strike. She had prepared herself for this. It had always been a possibility. That's why she'd read 'Acting For Young Actors: The Ultimate Teenage Guide' by Mary Lou Belli and Dihah Lenney. So she could act like she understood their rejection. Act like she accepted it. And act like she would return to her room with grace. "Well, thanks for hearing me out," she said, kissing them on the cheeks and skipping off to bed. "Good night." "Good night?" Viktor responded. "That's it? No argument?" "No argument," Frankie said with a sweet smile. "You have to see this punishment through or you're not teaching me anything. I get it." "O-kay." Viktor returned to his medical journal, shaking his head as if he couldn't quite believe what he was hearing. "We love you." Viveka blew another kiss. "I love you, too." Frankie blew two back. Time for Plan B.
Lisi Harrison (Monster High (Monster High, #1))
If she pleaded not guilty, David said she could suggest that the boy had been the agressor, or maybe it was all some teenage fantasy that went too far. Maybe the sex never really happened. Mary Kay saw that scenario as ridiculous. Almost laughable. She didn't think it would work. "I'm carrying his baby," she said. Scratch that.
Gregg Olsen (If Loving You is Wrong)
If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right.
Mary Kay Ash
Losing a parent, I guess it makes you realize none of us is gonna be immortal.
Mary Kay Andrews (The Weekenders)
You don’t have to be Southern to have good manners. And you don’t have to be a Yankee to make a total ass of yourself.
Mary Kay Andrews (Save the Date)
Sometimes the people we think we know the best are the ones with secrets we can't even fathom.
Mary Kay Andrews (The High Tide Club)
For every failure, there’s an alternative course of action. You just have to find it. When you come to a roadblock, take a detour. MARY KAY ASH
Anonymous
TV movie announced by USA Network also occupied Mary Kay's time and though she didn't
Gregg Olsen (If Loving You is Wrong)
Strew nuggets of affirmation and caring along your path today; you never know whose day you’ll brighten. — Mary Kay Moody
Gary Chapman (Love is a Verb Devotional: 365 Daily Inspirations to Bring Love Alive)
Is the mask magic?" he demanded with sudden, passionate interest. "Yes." I bowed my head, so that our eyes no longer met. "I made it magic to keep you safe. The mask is your friend, Erik. As long as you wear it, no mirror can ever show you the face again." He was silent then and when I showed him the new mask he accepted it without question and put it on hastily with his clumsy, bandaged fingers. But when I stood up to go, he reacted with panic and clutched at my grown. "Don't go! Don't leave me here in the dark." "You are not in the dark," I said patiently. "Look, I have left the candle ..." But I knew, as I looked at him, that it would have made no difference if I had left him fifty candles. The darkness he feared was in his own mind and there was no light in the universe powerful enough to take that darkness from him. With a sigh of resignation I sat back on the bed and began to sing softly; and before I had finished the first verse, he was asleep. The bandages on his hands and wrists showed white and eerie in the candle-light, as I eased my skirts from his grasp. I knew that Marie was right. Physically and mentally, I had scarred him for life.
Susan Kay (Phantom)
Mary Kay would come home after being two hours late and sit in her car for a half hour and go through mail and papers, and I'd be just sitting there waiting to go home. After the kids were sleeping... I was just sitting there. She would irritate me. ~Angie
Gregg Olsen (If Loving You is Wrong)
I smile sympathetically at a young man wearing a turban who looks to be as comfortable as the only husband at a Mary Kay party. Three years post–9/ 11 and they’re still being treated like social pariahs. But, hey, African-Americans have endured three hundred plus years of it and all we did was take a boat ride.
Tamara Gregory (Passport Diaries: A Novel)
He’d died his blond hair purple in honor of his best friend’s wedding, and he wore skinny white jeans, a red shirt, and
Mary Kay Andrews (Save the Date)
did something funny with the definite article.
Mary-Kay Wilmers (The Eitingons: A Twentieth-Century Family)
Sometimes you have to trust your heart, too. You give what you think the other person needs, and hope they know that you’re doing it out of love.
Mary Kay Andrews (Save the Date)
Not letting others know how we feel and what we think is a form of selfishness.
Mary Kay Mueller (8 to Great: The Powerful Process for Positive Change)
In times like these, I think it's a good policy to hope for the best, but expect the worst.
Mary Kay Andrews (The Weekenders)
The reason so many people fail to make lasting changes is that they don’t commit to one path long enough to see results.
Mary Kay Mueller (8 to Great: The Powerful Process for Positive Change)
Old wounds. They faded, but they never really went away, did they?
Mary Kay Andrews (Spring Fever)
Honesty is the cornerstone of all success, without which confidence and ability to perform shall cease to exist.
Mary Kay Ash
A house is just a bunch of lumber and nails, Hattie. It’s just a thing. Never fall in love with anything that can’t love you back.
Mary Kay Andrews (The Homewreckers)
Don’t look over your shoulder. The past is past. Just try to get through it, and give yourself some grace.
Mary Kay Andrews (The Homewreckers)
she felt the past come rushing back with a ferocity that nearly knocked her down. And it struck her, this was not just a flare-up she was experiencing, not just a bout of spring fever. This was full-blown passion.
Mary Kay Andrews (Spring Fever)
O-kay. Kind of freaky. I’m now standing in an actual tomb, in pitch darkness, with only a vampire to keep me company. Last week if you’d sworn on a stack of Bibles that I’d be okay with all of this, I wouldn’t have believed you.
Mari Mancusi (Boys That Bite (Blood Coven Vampire, #1))
It made perfect sense to me. My whole life I'd gone along with somebody else's plans. Not wanting to rock the boat and put myself first. After all, most of the time I didn't know what my own plans were. But the need for my own dream was screaming to get out of me.
Mary Kay Andrews (Savannah Blues (Weezie and Bebe Mysteries, #1))
I mean exactly that,” Mr. Davison retorted. “You’ve hit the nail smack on the head. We pay a price for having money. People in my position”—he turned to Kay—“have ‘privilege.’ That’s what I read in the Nation and the New Republic.” Mrs. Davison nodded. “Good,” said Mr. Davison. “Now listen. The fellow who’s got privilege gives up some rights or ought to.
Mary McCarthy (The Group:)
and drew her strength directly from our magickal Oklahoma earth. “U-we-tsi-a-ge-ya, it seems I need help at the lavender booth. I simply cannot believe how busy we are.” Grandma had barely spoken when a nun hurried up. “Zoey, Sister Mary Angela could use your help filling out cat adoption forms.” “I’ll help you, Grandma Redbird,” Shaylin said. “I love the smell of lavender.” “Oh, honey, that would be so sweet of you. First, could you run to my car and get into the trunk. There is another box of lavender soaps and sachets tucked back there. Looks like I’m going to sell out completely,” Grandma said happily. “Sure thing.” Shaylin caught the keys Grandma tossed to her and hurried toward the main exit of the school grounds which led to the parking lot, as well as the tree-lined road that joined Utica Street. “And I’ll call my momma. She said just let her know if we get too busy over here. She and the PTA moms will be back here in a sec,” said Stevie Rae. “Grandma, do you mind if I give Street Cats a hand? I’ve been dying to check out their new litter of kittens.” “Go on, u-we-tsi-a-ge-ya. I think Sister Mary Angela has been missing your company.” “Thanks, Grandma.” I smiled at her. Then I turned to Stevie Rae. “Okay, if your mom’s group is coming back, I’m gonna go help the nuns.” “Yeah, no problem.” Stevie Rae, shielding her eyes and peering through the crowd, added, “I see her now, and she’s got Mrs. Rowland and Mrs. Wilson with her.” “Don’t worry. We can handle this,” Shaunee said. “’Kay,” I said, grinning at both of them. “I’ll be back as soon as I can.” I left the cookie booth and noticed Aphrodite, clutching her big purple Queenies cup, was right on my heels. “I thought you didn’t want a lecture from the nuns.” “Better than a lecture from PTA moms.” She shuddered. “Plus, I like cats more than people.” I shrugged. “Okay, whatever.” We’d only gotten partway to the Street Cats tent when Aphrodite slowed way down. “Seriously. Effing. Pathetic.” She was muttering around her straw, narrowing her eyes, and glaring. I followed her gaze and joined her frown. “Yeah, no matter how many times I see them together, I still don’t get it.” Aphrodite and I had stopped to watch Shaunee’s ex-Twin BFF, Erin, hang all over Dallas. “I really thought she was better than that.” “Apparently not,” Aphrodite said. “Eeew,” I said, looking away from their way too public display of locked lips. “I’m telling you, there’s not enough booze in Tulsa to make watching those two suck face okay.” She made a gagging sound, which changed to a snort and a laugh. “Check out the wimple, twelve o’clock.” Sure enough, there was a nun I vaguely recognized as Sister Emily (one of the more uptight of the nuns) descending on the too-busy-with-their-tongues-to-notice couple. “She looks serious,” I said. “You know, a nun may very well be the direct opposite of an aphrodisiac. This should be entertaining. Let’s watch.” “Zoey! Over here!” I looked from the train wreck about to happen to see Sister Mary Angela waving me over to her.
P.C. Cast (Revealed (House of Night #11))
picked up sandwiches and chips
Mary Kay Andrews (Save the Date)
Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know that so it goes on flying anyway.
Mary Kay Ash
I am just a big girl with big dreams who believes that the impossible can happen each and every day.”-Kay Marie
Kay Marie (Day & Knight: The Club Risqué Chronicles (Book One))
I went to college at Florida State, which is where I got my interior design degree, and after college, I moved down to Miami. We moved back here a few years ago.” “Miami. Is that where you met your
Mary Kay Andrews (Ladies' Night)
pulling free.
Mary Kay Andrews (Ladies' Night)
The Silver Palate
Mary Kay Andrews (Little Bitty Lies)
Fear and doubt are conquered by a faith that rejoices. And faith can rejoice because the promises of God are as certain as God Himself. Kay Arthur For Christians who believe God’s promises, the future is actually too bright to comprehend. Marie T. Freeman The love of God is so vast, the power of His touch so invigorating, we could just stay in His presence for hours, soaking up His glory, basking in His blessings. Debra Evans MORE FROM GOD’S WORD Whatever God has promised gets stamped with the Yes of Jesus. In him, this is what we preach and pray, the great Amen, God’s Yes and our Yes together, gloriously evident. 2 Corinthians 1:20 MSG Let’s keep a firm grip on the promises that keep us going. He always keeps his word. Hebrews 10:23 MSG For ye have need of patience, that, after ye have done the will of God, ye might receive the promise. Hebrews 10:36 KJV And we desire that each one of you show the same diligence so as to realize the full assurance of hope until the end, so that you will not be sluggish, but imitators of those who through faith and patience inherit the promises. Hebrews 6:11-12 NASB You will be a good servant of Christ Jesus, nourished by the words of the faith and of the good teaching that you have followed. 1 Timothy 4:6 HCSB Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceeds from the mouth of God. Matthew 4:4 NKJV SHADES OF GRACE Grace comes from the heart of a gracious God who wants to stun you and overwhelm you with a gift you don’t deserve—salvation, adoption, a spiritual ability to use in kingdom service, answered prayer, the church, His presence, His wisdom, His guidance, His love. Bill Hybels
Freeman Smith (Fifty Shades of Grace: Devotions Celebrating God's Unlimited Gift)
Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know that so it goes on flying anyway. -Mary Kay Ash
Joe Tichio (Greatest Inspirational Quotes: 365 days to more Happiness, Success, and Motivation)
It was a closely held family
Mary Kay Andrews (The Weekenders)
Saturday evening, Riley was sprawled out on the flowered chintz sofa in the library, engrossed in a book she estimated she’d first read when she was Maggy’s age. It was a Helen MacInnes international espionage novel and, even without the spidery handwriting proclaiming it the property of Earline Riley on the flyleaf, she knew it had been her grandmother’s.
Mary Kay Andrews (The Weekenders)
truck driver, but mostly earning
Mary Kay Andrews (Spring Fever)
Wait until my wife sees this.” He chortled. “She’s said all along that we should just get rid of the darned cupboard doors. She even showed me a picture in one of her magazines, but I told her she was crazy. Just shows you how much I know.” He
Mary Kay Andrews (Ladies' Night)
For Ben, watching the bad guys blow up buildings and try to shoot down airliners just never got old.
Mary Kay Andrews (Ladies' Night)
Our eighty-year-old bookkeeper slash office manager. I love Miss Joyce to pieces, but I seriously doubt she’s interested in starting a new relationship.
Mary Kay Andrews (Ladies' Night)
you can tell a lot about a person by the way they treat their dogs.
Mary Kay Andrews (The Weekenders)
Maybe he was. Maybe he had something to smile about these days.
Mary Kay Andrews (Save the Date)
God cloaks us with His love so we’re able to offer the same to others. — Mary Kay Moody
Gary Chapman (Love is a Verb Devotional: 365 Daily Inspirations to Bring Love Alive)
God cloaks us with His love so we’re able to offer the same to others. — Mary Kay Moody —
Gary Chapman (Love is a Verb Devotional: 365 Daily Inspirations to Bring Love Alive)
No te rindas nunca, porque nunca sabes si el próximo intento será el que funcionará
Mary Kay Ash
shoulder-length blond hair and piercing blue eyes. She introduced her partner,
Mary Kay Andrews (The Fixer Upper)
That's how it is with people sometimes. You peel the layers off one by one. Slowly. Patiently. Making time. Taking time. And all the while you're working toward a goal you didn't know was there. As the stewing makes tender the artichoke petals, so too, do time and effort turn acquaintenceship into the tender treasure that is friendship. That evening, in the glow of candlelight, and in the warmth which can only be felt among friends, each of us reached the heart of the artichoke. We are most comfortable with the things we know best. But if we always avoid the unfamiliar, how will we ever know what riches may be waiting for us, deep within the heart? A first encounter with an artichoke can be perplexing and somewhat formidable experience, for the artichoke gives little clue from its appearance of the delights within. The heart of the artichoke is surrounded- protected if you will- by both leaves and the choke or thistle. When properly prepared, the choke is easily removed and the small amount of meat on the softened leaves yields a promise of what's to come.
Mary Kay Shanley (She Taught Me to Eat Artichokes: The Discovery of the Heart of Friendship)
trout and a flounder,
Mary Kay Andrews (The Weekenders)
Vulgarity is the crutch of the weak and the ignorant,’” I snapped. “But what the fuck did she know?
Mary Kay Andrews (Savannah Breeze (Weezie and Bebe Mysteries, #2))
retouched
Mary Kay Andrews (Hello, Summer)
said, getting up and rummaging in the sacks of groceries.
Mary Kay Andrews (Savannah Breeze (Weezie and Bebe Mysteries, #2))
The substrates within each CDR that are frequently seen mutated are defined as “hotspots”. They are described by preferences for purines, rather than pyrimidines, as well as for particular codons, or codon motifs within the sequence. The fact that mutation in a hotspot can create or delete other hotspots indicates a higher order structure to the mutation process than that which is currently observable. McKay Brown, Mary Stenzel-Poore, Susan Stevens, Sophia K. Kondoleon, James Ng, Hans Peter Bachinger, and Marvin B. Rittenberg. Immunologic memory to phosphocholine keyhole limpet hemocyanin. Journal of Immunology, 148(2):339–346, January 1992.
Laura F. Landweber (Evolution as Computation)
Her flaws were in plain sight, not buffed out with salt scrubs or hidden under layers of Mary Kay.
Ruth Emmie Lang (Beasts of Extraordinary Circumstance)
Mother told us everything. Kaye would only give us her name, rank and serial number, which turned out to be her phone number. Couldn't get a straight answer out of her." Gabri turned to Reine-Marie. "I don't give straight answers either." "Nor should you, mon beau Garbri," said Rein-Marie.
Louise Penny
“If we ever decide to compare knees, you’re going to find that I have more scars than anyone else in the room. That’s because I’ve fallen down and gotten up so many times in my life.” --Mary Kay Ashe, Texas Grits and Founder of Mary Kay Cosmetics Maybe this is why Lifetime Television Network named this Grits their Businesswoman of the Century!
Deborah Ford (Grits (Girls Raised in the South) Guide to Life)
That conniving little slut,” Pokey said. “I’d like to rip her arms off and beat her to death with ’em.
Mary Kay Andrews (Spring Fever)
She’s about as deep as an Arizona mud puddle.
Mary Kay Andrews (Save the Date)
somehow, I must have given you my dog, Poppy, instead of Shaz.” “Thanks a lot,” Zoey said. “This damn dog has been barfing for ten minutes. She barfed all over the car, herself, me, it’s everywhere. It’s disgusting.
Mary Kay Andrews (Save the Date)
Whole new level of bullshit, more like,” CeeJay said. “What a waste of a penis that guy is.
Mary Kay Andrews (Beach Town)
I sold him the house, if you want to know.” “Maybe I’ll buy it back, when I sell my screenplay.
Mary Kay Andrews (Beach Town)
Greer’s eyes darted back and forth on the road, always vigilant for bears. Or any other mammal that might wander onto the asphalt. She’d only been on the road for ten miles and already she’d spotted enough roadkill to fill a zoo.
Mary Kay Andrews (Beach Town)