Mario Movie Quotes

Jack Woltz: Now you listen to me, you smooth-talking son-of-a-bitch, let me lay it on the line for you and your boss, whoever he is! Johnny Fontane will never get that movie! I don't care how many dago guinea wop greaseball goombahs come out of the woodwork! Tom Hagen: I'm German-Irish. Jack Woltz: Well, let me tell you something, my kraut-mick friend, I'm gonna make so much trouble for you, you won t know what hit you! Tom Hagen: Mr. Woltz, I'm a lawyer. I have not threatened you.

Sometimes I’d see a movie in a private screening room. No fun. People took phone calls and messages while watching. Made jokes, talked. When I go to a movie I’m a true believer. Or I just walk out.

It’s like finding Jesus.” “It’s like finding out the things you believed in as a child are actually real.” “It’s like eating the mushrooms in Super Mario.” “It’s like recovering from dysentery.” “It’s like Christmas morning.” “It’s like all eight nights of Hanukkah.” “It’s like having an orgasm.” “It’s like having multiple orgasms.” “It’s like watching a great movie.” “Reading a great book.” “Playing a great game.” “It’s like finishing debugging on your own game.” “It’s the taste of youth itself.” “It’s feeling well after a long sickness.” “It’s running a marathon.” “I’ll probably never have to do a single other thing in my life, because I tasted this peach.

Mario smiled, reached over close to my ear and whispered, "I believe I have found Romeo and Juliet’s lovemaking bedroom." "Really? Where?" I questioned excitedly, "Will you show us?" Laughing, Count Conti answered, "Of course I'll show you but you'll have to keep it a secret. I cannot have the entire world learning about it before the movie comes out. Can you keep a secret?" "Of course I can. I'm very good at keeping secrets," I whispered back into the Count’s ear.

The Exotic Erotic Cirque Without moving a single muscle, I sat mesmerized in my seat. At that tender age, I had never observed anything like it. This fervent performance was thirty years before Cirque De Soleil’s human circus made its mark in our popular culture. It was also precisely thirty-two years prior to the last movie Stanley Kubrick directed, “Eyes Wide Shut.” The exotic erotic cirque was already playing at Sfera Mascherata di San Valentino di Conte Mario Conti, and I had the opportunity to witness this spectacular extravaganza first hand. At 2:00 A.M., the night was young. My partners in crime, exploring the upstairs, were The Raven King and The Twins (Oscar and Devaj).

I was eager to see the movie location, which the Count had promised to divulge, so I enquired, "When are we going to see Romeo and Juliet’s bedroom?" Mario laughingly replied, "Be patient boy. It will soon be revealed. For now, take your tea.

Ice, I’ve got a movie role for you.” I’m like, “Yeah, okay, cool.” I figured Mario was doing his own campaigning, you know, trying to impress these females. We should work together—that’s a classic Hollywood bullshit line.