Margaritaville Quotes

1. Never forget--"they" are always the enemy. 2. Just remember, assholes are born that way, and they usually don't change. 3. You don't want to go to jail. 4. When you start to take this job seriously, you're in trouble. 5. It takes no more time to see the good side of life than it takes to see the bad. 6. If you decide to run the ball, just count on fumbling and getting the shit knocked out of you a lot, but never forget how much fun it is just to be able to run the ball!

The right combination of guilt and machismo has sent many a fool out into the jungle when he should have stayed home.

We were venturing into Denialville again, which was not nearly as fun as Margaritaville.

Jimmy Buffett, Mr. Margaritaville, said that if we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane.

For a while they sang an ancient spiritual called “Margaritaville.

Jimmy Buffett broke into Margaritaville, and I knew that was where I wanted to be. If wishes were fishes, beggars would eat.

I take in the chaos in front of me. The kitchen island is peppered with glasses, a Margaritaville Maker spinning a frozen, what I assume is a mango or orange margarita. Limes, some whole, some cut. But that's only in my tertiary view now, as a total of six boobs, three sets of breasts, a half a dozen nipples are front and center. One of those sets belonging to my mother as she bobs and weaves from behind the counter towards me. And it's not in an effort to cover herself or feel any level of embarrassment. Nope, she's coming in for a topless hug. Awesome.