Lucille Bluth Quotes

I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it.

What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?

If I still had money I'd buy a Klimpy's just to burn it to the ground.

I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.

Lucille: Apparently, mood altering medication leads to street drugs. That's what this very handsome young doctor said on The Today Show. Michael: That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist.

Michael: You seem more villainous than usual, Mom. Are you sober? Lucille: Michael, it's 8 AM! Michael: So, it's not that. Share on Facebook

I'd have to get up pretty early in the morning to get drunk by 1 o' clock.

Lucille: I'll be at the hospital bar Michael: You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother Lucille: Well, this is why people hate hospitals

And then he winked at me. Not even a real wink, but a Lucille Bluth stage wink.

Lucille: I don’t know. Maybe it’s because I went off my post-partum medication. Michael: You were still taking that? You had Buster 32 years ago. Lucille: And that’s how long I’ve been depressed about him.