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Trip Advisor: Travel America with Haiku [Texas]
Grackles roosting,
sentinels on miles of phone line.
Don't Mess with Texas.
Austin rush hour, "Go
down Mopac. You don't wanna
mess with I-35."
Athens, Texas,
Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.
Yup, just another shithole.
Killeen, Texas,
Kill City, Boyz from Fort Hood.
Spending every paycheck.
Texas A&M;,
Aggies football, the wired 12th man.
Too lazy to plant in the Spring.
Fredericksburg, Texas.
Polka Capital of Texas but
I could swear I saw Hitler there.
Ft. Worth, Texas,
Where the West Begins and
a great place to leave.
San Antonio, Texas,
Fiesta! Alamo City! Northstar Mall!
I've been to better tourist traps.
Dallas, Texas,
D-Town, City of Hate.
Don't miss the Galleria.
Lubbock, Texas,
Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.
Stinks like an armpit.
Waco, Texas,
The Buckle of the Bible Belt.
Lossen it up a notch.
Neck dragon tattoo, piercings,
purple haired kindergarten teacher.
Keep Austin weird.
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