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Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he's a fungi!
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My first real crush was... Louis Tomlinson.
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Harry Styles
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Niall: Help!
Louis: Did anyone hear that?
Niall: Help!!
Louis: SOMEBODY NEEDS HELP! RAAH! (Pulls open shirt and has Superman shirt underneath) Superman is here!!
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Louis Tomlinson
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Stop the traffic...let 'em through...
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Louis Tomlinson
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You can't go to sleep without a cup of tea and maybe thats the reason that you talk in your sleep...
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Louis Tomlinson
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I love the big red bus!
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Louis Tomlinson
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I like girls who eat Carrots. ~ Louis Tomlinson
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One Direction
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You know I'll be
Your Life
Your Voice
Your Reason To Be
My Love
My Heart
Is Breathing For this
Moment in Time
I'll Find the words to say
Before You leave me Today
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One Direction
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One time, Niall sat on the floor for hours trying to find a way of putting his M&M's in alphabetical order.
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Louis Tomlinson
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Live life to the fullest because everything else is uncertain
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Louis Tomlinson
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In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.
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Louis Tomlinson
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And I'd marry you, Harry. Because it rhymes.
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Louis Tomlinson
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If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat.
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Louis Tomlinson
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If you want to do something, Go for it you've got nothing to loose
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Louis Tomlinson (Dare to Dream: Life as One Direction (100% Official))
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And as for you, stop having curly hair!
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Louis Tomlinson
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I had this dream...that we had this new sixth member, for some reason, and he actually ended up being quite horrible! And he started a fight with me! And I wanted him to go away and none of the boys were helping me!
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Louis Tomlinson
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Harry: Where's Louis?
(Louis suddenly appears.)
Zayn: Louis, where you been?
Liam: How did you get there?
Louis: I don't know.
Liam: Magic carpet, gotta be.
Louis: I don't know.
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One Direction
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Oh it's the bingo playing wizard
I love you guys so much, but not as much as my bird and my bingo!
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Louis Tomlinson
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Woah! Calm down, Curly!
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Louis Tomlinson
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Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy 'til we see the sun. I know we only met but lets pretend its love. And never, never, never stop for anyone. Tonight lets get some and live when we're young! β«
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One Direction
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No!" Jimmy protested. - Louis Tomlinson
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One Direction
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I'd like to make a shout out...SHOUT OUT!
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Louis Tomlinson
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And remember people: you might not be plastic, but you are fantastic!
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Louis Tomlinson
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Swag mastah from Doncastah!
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Louis Tomlinson
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When I was growing up we didn't have a massive house and there were five women running around, so my dad and I had to stick together!
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Louis Tomlinson (Dare to Dream: Life as One Direction (100% Official))
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No,' Jimmy protested.
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Louis Tomlinson
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Live fast, have fun, be a bit mischievous.
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Louis Tomlinson
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Check mah flow!
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Louis Tomlinson
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If I were to look in you ferigerator....refridgefreetorator...fridge....what would I find?
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Louis Tomlinson
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Live life for the moment, because everything else is uncertain.
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Louis Tomlinson
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Remember people you may not be plastic...but you are fantastic! never forget that
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Louis Tomlinson
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I'm Louis the Tommo Tomlinson!
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Louis Tomlinson
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I'm not perfect.
Never have been.
Never will be.
~ Louis Tomlinson
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Louis Tomlinson
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Mary? She's mine.
Yeah, but we had that thing...
SHE'S MINE!
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Louis Tomlinson
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There are six R's.
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Louis Tomlinson
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Those sound like the three best answers I've ever heard on this show even though it's the first ever of this show!
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Louis Tomlinson
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AHH THE LIGHT!
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Louis Tomlinson
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Made a lot of changes
But not forgetting who i was
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One Direction
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It's incredible to have people show their support when your doing something you love.
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Louis Tomlinson
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I want my first son to be called 'Tommy.' It will sound great, Tommy Tomlinson
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Louis Tomlinson
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Yes! The Tommo is back!
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Louis Tomlinson
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Ehhhhh. I'm a song!
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Louis Tomlinson
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i can make your tears fall down like the showers that are British-Louis
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One Direction
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No!" Jimmy protested.
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Ben Elton (Meltdown)
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I had this dream...that we had this new sixth member, for some reason, and he actually ended up being quite horrible! And he started a fight with me! And I wanted him to go away and none of the boys were helping me! -Louis Tomlinson
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Louis Tomlinson
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He looks like a poem. One of those mournfully beautiful ones with short, unfamiliar words that sound ethereal when spoken and completely nonsensical when thought.
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Velvetoscar (Young & Beautiful)
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live for the momment because everythung else is uncertain
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Louis Tomlinson
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I should like to be the sun. And you can be the moon.β
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βBut then weβd never see each other.β
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βNot so, young one. The moon shines because of the sun, you know. Because the sun's always there. Just like me.
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Velvetoscar (Young & Beautiful)
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Live life for the momentr becuase everything else is uncertain
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Louis Tomlinson
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I like girls who eat carrots!
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Louis Tomlinson
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Lights are off when they should be on. "Right Now
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One Direction
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He's sweet enough.
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Harry Styles
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You hand fits in mine like its made to be but bear this in mind it was meant to be and im joining up the dots with the freckles on you cheeks and it all makes sense to me. I know you've never loved the crinkles by your eyes when you smile you've never loved your stomach or your thighs and the dimples in your back at the bottom of your spine but I love them endlessly.I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth but if i do its you oh its you they add up to and Im in love with you and all your little thing. You can't go to bed without a cup of tea and maybe thats the reason that you talk in you sleep and all those conversations are the secrets that I keep though it makes no sense to me. I know you've never loved the sound of your voice on tape you never want to know how much you weigh you still have to squeeze into to your jeans but you're perfect to me. I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth but if its true its you its these they add up to and Im in love with you and all you little things. You'll never love yourself half as much as I love you and you'll never treat yourself right darlin' but I want you to if I let you know I'm here for you then maybe you'll love yourself like I love you ohhhhh. And I've just let these little things slip out of my mouth cause its you oh its you its you they add up to and Im in love with you and all your little things I wont let these little things slip out of my mouth but if its true its you its you they add up to and im in love with you and all your little things. <3
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One Direction
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And, pray tell Curly, just how is my ass supposed to fit on this seat?"
"The same way it manages to fit into this room-suspend your disbelief, Louis Tomlinson.
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Velvetoscar (Young & Beautiful)
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You think I look like a teletubby?
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Ben Elton (Meltdown)
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I canβt grow attached to shadows. Theyβre gone as quickly as they come
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Velvetoscar (Young & Beautiful)
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Live fast, have fun, & be a bit mischievous.
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Louis Tomlinson
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Stop the traffic...let 'em through.. By the way I would suggest to use favoritewords.com to get suggestions on new words.
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Louis Tomlinson
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you know
I know
you know
I'll remember you
and I know
You know
I know
you'll remember me
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One Direction
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Can't go to bed, without a cup of tea, and maybe that's the reason that you talk in your sleep, and all those conversations are the secrets that I keep, though it makes to sense to me
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Louis Tomlinson
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I love you more than I planned
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Julez (Duplicity)
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It's like watching a bird that's been caged its whole existence and is suddenly released, overwhelmed with freedom and life, filling its lungs with what it never dared breathe and filling its eyes with what it never dared see.
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Velvetoscar (Young & Beautiful)
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Lesbian rights.
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Louis Tomlinson
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Fine something that helps you get out of bed in the morning!!
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Louis Tomlinson
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but he canβt seem to look away as he stands among chrysanthemums and daisies on a cobblestone path, the tragic musk of roses settled in the air, staring up at dimly lit windows, searching for a boy who barely exists.
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Velvetoscar (Young & Beautiful)
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and i'd marry you harry..
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Louis Tomlinson
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We were two distinct entities, a planet and its moon, drawn together by a gravitational force out of our control, spinning around each other in perfect synchronicity.
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He wants to take it back instantly. But he doesnβt. He just sits there, staring at this tornado of a boy with deep shadows and dark curls and holds his fucking hand like a child, unable to pry himself away
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Velvetoscar (Young & Beautiful)
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Live life for the moment,because everything else is uncertain
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Louis Tomlinson
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Beams of moonlight catch on his face, illuminating his pallid skin, crimson lips, and the soft petals of the blossoms tucked in his hair
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Velvetoscar (Young & Beautiful)
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Love is only for the brave.
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Louis Tomlinson
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Harryβs somewhere beyond the realm of existence, in the dark corners that get forgotten or shunned, and heβs far away from everybody, so far away, but Louis imagines himself reaching out, imagines stretching his hand into the bleak darkness, and imagines his fingers brushing against the bits of Harry that are still there. And thatβs all he needs.
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Velvetoscar (Young & Beautiful)
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You are impossibly cruel, Louis,β Harry whispers, turning his body to face him so that they are nose-to-nose, heart-to-heart. Louisβ entire body is thrumming with too many emotions and too many desires and too many fears. 'You are cruel for making everything else seem dull. You are cruel for imprisoning me in your very touchβ'βcarefully, he brings the pads of his fingers to Louisβ cheekbones, swirls delicate patterns onto his fleshβ'βfor freeing me with your every wordβ'βhis fingers slide to graze over Louisβ lipsβ'βand for bestowing upon me the most painful sense of longing that Iβve ever had the pleasure to suffer at the hands of. You have shown me color in a world of gray and you are cruel, Louis Tomlinson, for you take the color with you every moment that youβre not beside me. You are cruel because I will gladly suffer until the world has returned.
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Velvetoscar
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I guess some queen don't need a crown
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Louis Tomlinson
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Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain. If you want to do something, go for it - youβve got nothing to lose.
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Louis Tomlinson
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Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain."- Louis William Tomlinson
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Louis William Tomlinson
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Hi, I'm Niall
I'm Harry
I'm Zayn
I m Liam
And I'm JENNIFER
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One Direction
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Always be nice to people. Whatever how bad they are to you. To show them you are not like them
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Louis Tomlinson
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Harry loves to steal food off people's plates, but he is too scared to do it to Niall. β Louis Tomlinson
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C. Parker (Quotes Of One Direction: Funny, inspirational, & motivational quotations of boyband One Direction)
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Itβs just how it is. Not everybody was born to be inherently βgoodβ. The world is going to be filled with different characters, different flavours, different levels of respectability and whatnot, and Louis just so happens to be on the lower ranks. Heβs not good, heβs not brave, and heβs not out to save anyone except himself. Even fairytales have their villains β itβs a part of life. And itβs always been that way. Louisβ always been a bit harsher around the edges. He certainly isnβt going to be winning any βHumanitarian of the Yearβ awards, thatβs for sure. And he doesnβt mind it so much, being thoroughly unaffected by anything and everything and totally removed from his peers and their very trivial lives. Because heβs not like the rest of them. Thatβs the thing. Theyβre all the fucking same. With their money and their uppity attitudes and twattiness and their preconceived notions and recycled sentences that disappear as quickly as they come. The same.
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Velvetoscar
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I'm just a talking parrot baby, like you
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Louis Tomlinson
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Does the little one with the cheekbones know that the prince is in love with him?"
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A person watching them
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Does the little one with cheek bones know the prince is in love with him?
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A person watching them
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Does the little one with cheek bones know the prince is in love with him?
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Larry Stylinson
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His celebrity crush is Emma Watson
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Jessica Stewart (Louis Tomlinson: 125 Facts You Need To Know!)
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He was asked what he would do if he wasn't famous for a day and he said "Probably something illegal.
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Jessica Stewart (Louis Tomlinson: 125 Facts You Need To Know!)
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He interrupted one of Niall's interviews by yelling "Hey Niall we just said you slept with Carly Rae Jepsen in an interview! HAHA!
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You know how Iβ¦go through phases?β he asks, and his eyes flash up to Louis who blinks, confused.
βLike the strawberries and the gingerbread?β
βExactly,β Harry smiles. βLike those. Well, Iβve always been that way, you see. I become fascinated by something, immerse myself in itβ¦and then Iβm done with it. Because, you see, once Iβve adored something, once Iβve found something perfectly beautiful, it is fleeting. It will never be perfect or wonderful to me again because Iβve already experienced it, already taken everything from it that I could.β
Louis nods. Thatβs, maybe, the worst way in the world to think about things, but he nods. Because Harryβs not finished, and this all suddenly feelsβ¦very odd. He swallows his last mouthful and sets down his food, waiting for Harry to continue, skin beginning to prickle.
βHowever,β Harry continues calmly, stubbing out his cigarette and setting full eyes on Louis. Full, empty eyes. Shit. βItβs not just objects that I feel that way about. Iβm like that with people as well.β
Louis shifts under Harryβs gaze, feeling a cold sense of dread spread from the center of his body to every extremity and crevice.
βI find people who fascinate me. I play with them. I have fun. I enjoy them. And then?β Harry takes a sip of his sparkling water. βThen Iβm done with them. I become bored. And I donβt want them around anymore.β
His eyes bore into Louisβ as he sets down his glass.
βLast night made me realize, Louis. Youβre one of those people.
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Velvetoscar
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I Love big red Bos
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Louis Tomlinson
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In my opinion if a boy takes a girl for granted then he needs a good slap
With a cricket bat
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Louis Tomlinson
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His dream Valentines date would be with Louis Tomlinson lol
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Jessica Stewart (Harry Styles: 150 Facts You Need To Know!)
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He pulled Niall's pants down at a gas station
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Jessica Stewart (Louis Tomlinson: 125 Facts You Need To Know!)
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Louis has a framed picture of him and Harry on his nightstand
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Jessica Stewart (Louis Tomlinson: 125 Facts You Need To Know!)
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He slaps Harry on the butt every time he sees him
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Jessica Stewart (Louis Tomlinson: 125 Facts You Need To Know!)
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Louis would like to name his first son Tommy
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Jessica Stewart (Louis Tomlinson: 125 Facts You Need To Know!)
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My first real crush wasβ¦ Louis Tomlinson.β ..........
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Jenny Kellett (Harry Styles: Ultimate Fan Book 2015: Harry Styles Facts, Quiz and Biography (One Direction Books 1))
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There was a time that a security guard wouldn't allow him to hug a fan...so he sprayed him with silly-string
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Jessica Stewart (Louis Tomlinson: 125 Facts You Need To Know!)
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He used his first paycheck to adopt a chimpanzee he named Larry
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Jessica Stewart (Louis Tomlinson: 125 Facts You Need To Know!)
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He loves macaroni & cheese but doesn't know how to make it so he gets Harry to do it for him
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Jessica Stewart (Louis Tomlinson: 125 Facts You Need To Know!)